Litter Louts


I’d like a quick rant about the feckless Cunts who are too fucking lazy to take their fucking litter home with them.

I live in a rural area,but we get more than our share off tourists.I went out this morning to find one of the horses chewing on a plastic bag which contained some half-eaten sandwiches and empty plastic pop bottles. The cunts had obviously had their picnic,and on the way home,decided to wind the window down,and chuck their rubbish over the nearest hedge.

Who the fuck comes out to the country and decides to spoil it by dumping their rubbish? It can’t be that hard to put it in their bin when they get home. It’s typical of a country which seems to have lost all self-respect,manners and common decency.

I swear if I ever pick up any rubbish which has an address on it,some cunt’ll get a visit from an extremely irate old cunt.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

68 thoughts on “Litter Louts

  1. Same here. Fly tippers and Pikeys but also walkers. The sort of cunts who cant manage a stroll without taking full supplies with them. Then dump the bottles/packaging in the fields.
    Then there are the cars and vans that throw fast food shit out the windows into the hedges and woods. Cunts the lot of them.

  2. I just can’t fathom the mentality of someone who would throw rubbish out of a moving car. What sort of cretin does something like that? Which is not to say I don’t believe that it happens as I’ve seen it for myself when following cars on my bike. One cunt threw an empty fag packet out of his window and it hit me on the hand. Only a fag packet but traveling at 60 mph ( honest officer ) it still fucking hurt. Cunt.

  3. McDonalds customers seem to be the worst.
    McDonalds can brainwash their clientele to literally swallow any shite they dish out so McDonald’s should maybe show a litter bin being used in their adverts.
    If it was filmed and went “viral” then maybe we’d see progress.
    In fact, that’s gave me an idea to solve the litter problem.
    Lets start the “litter bucket challenge”
    Show a few slebs getting their minion to use a bin and a new craze will soon begin.
    We’d soon be seeing footage that went viral of some cunt using a bin.
    I bet its that easy.

    Its also ironic that the youth of today dress immaculately yet are filthy cunts.

    • BM … I’m with you on the McDonalds / KFC etc being the worst culprits on fast food litter dumping. If I’m out on my bike first thing in the morning, it’s that litter that predominantly is laying at the side of the road … Not exactly the ‘food of athletes’ would point to the fact that it’s lazy fuckers that simply chuck it out the car window … which then leads me on to the fact that a fairly high percentage of the Golden Arches / KFC clientel are the ‘hot hatch’ crowd … immaculate puddle jumper of a car so don’t want any ‘litter’ ( their litter) left in their immaculate car so get it out the window. The thing that I can’t get my head around, is that surely it would take a nano-second in their thick as pigshit skulls to think .. ‘If it litters up my car,surely if I chuck it out the window, it’ll litter up the beautiful countryside’ … if they have the concept of tidieness , then it would follow to keep the countryside tidy… but sadly no…. I just don’t get it.

  4. BTW. Avoid wasting 1hr 57 min. of your life by not watching T2 Trainspotting. Absolute fucking pish.

    • I was wondering where the hype had gone.
      Big build up for the release , then nothing.

      The book Porno that its “based” on is great, but like Trainspotting the filum, i thought it would stray a bit.
      When i read Porno, i thought it would be impossible to put it on the big screen.

      • It does not resemble “porno” in any way shape or form.

        It revolves around Sickboy and Renton trying to set up a massage parlour using money they stole off some Protestants ( I wonder what the reaction there would be if they stole the money from another religious group?). Begbie has escaped from nick and is trying to get his son into the family trade, robbing houses. Spud kind of hangs around not doing very much until it turns out in the end that he is the one to chronicle the misadventures of the quartet i.e. Irvine Welsh himself. Obviously Renton and Begbie have a big showdown at the end, with predictable results. It lacks any of the whit or charm of the original which is unsurprising as it isn’t based on arguably one of the best books of the 1990s.

        How does all that pish in any way resemble “Porno” when the boys try their hand at producing a fuck film?

    • Shame that!, absolutely loved the first one, many memorable scenes… very funny film….

      • Could this be a first for Danny Boyle?
        Don’t think he’s ever had a film sink without trace before…

      • I called it a few years ago that it was a cash grab, another shitty sequel nothing more. I remember I even warned cunters about heroin chic and that the film wouldn’t live up to the first one.

        I know people really liked the eccentric characters in the movie but I don’t doubt for even a second that films like trainspotting are directly or indirectly responsible for making troubled youth look at heroin in a positive light despite the warnings or the dead baby in the film

        “Don’t think he’s ever had a film sink without a trace before” I personally didn’t care for slumdog millionaire(wasn’t horrible but it was too long), or the beach or 28 weeks later a fucking pointless rehash of 28 days later

  5. If you want to see litter, go to Newcastle’s West End, turn left at the top of Westgate Road and continue just past the mosque on the right, and just past the camel auction rooms. Rubbish everywhere. No excuse for this, the attitude is, throw it into the street, the council will collect.

    • Yep.I know that area. It wasn’t that bad till the sandwogs took over. Last time I drove through I assumed that the pickup had somehow magically transported me to downtown Basra.

  6. Selfish cunts who drop litter are the reason that places like Fort William and other parts of the highlands are starting to ban wild camping. A minority of ignorant pricks keep dropping their rubbish, so now everyone is being punished for it. Even those who respect the countryside. I’d love to meet these twats.

    • And Fort William has a fuckin McDonald’s.

      I dont know how to cut and paste YouTube clips, Quick Draw McGraw, but there’s a belter of a clip called ” ex squaddie puts chav in his place”
      I’m sure it will cheer an ex squaddie like yerself up.
      The chavs a scouser, so that makes it even funnier.

      • Thanks Birdman, I saw that one…good come uppance and so well deserved.!

      • A highly entertaining watch.

        BM; I’m assuming you are not a prick so are using an android phone and not an iphone. In the top right hand corner of the screen there are 3 or 4 symbols. One of them looks like an arrow. This is to share the video. Press this and a menu comes up. You want to “Copy to clipboard”. Now while you are typing your latest master-work on ISAC, simply hold your finger on the screen for a second and an option to paste will appear. Press this and it will paste whatever is in the clipboard. Simples.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjdp2YRNA4

      • Cheers Skidmark Eggfart.
        I have written it down on paper, with a pencil, and i’ll work on it.
        Ta.

        And you assumed right, i ain’t no prick.
        I think. 🙂

      • Shame he didn’t stamp that chav scums nutsac, make sure it doesn’t infect the world with it’s scum offspring.

      • Saw this on tv a while back. Apparently he’d just moved to this area and the local tossers decided to try him out. I’m not happy with what he did though, because the cunt managed to get up and walk away. He should have left him with a permanent reminder of their introduction.

      • See, I think we could do a deal with ISIS and send them over cunts like this thick as pig shit chav on a regular basis to use in whatever way they wish. The deal is they dont bother the rest of us again.

      • Looks like wing chun.

        Always good to see a chav cunt get knocked onto his arse.

  7. Litter has been a persistent problem in the UK for years, various governments have had a go at it, keep Britain tidy, the wombles even had a campaign and if my memory serves me right sunbed surfing mega Cunt branners even had a go, all to no avail, it’s a problem that’s never gone away, countries like Denmark and holland etc put us to shame, has anybody got any ideas?? It’s fuckin pathetic thoughtless behaviour, hugely annoying too !! …… Cunts….

    • I think introducing a charge on carrier bags has cut litter down and they should put a deposit charge on PET bottles to make sure people recycle them.

      You mention places like the antiseptically clean Scando countries and Holland, but fuck me, are they boring fucking do as they are told cunts? Maybe litter is the price you have to pay for the “fuck you, mush!” Great British mentality.

      • I’m not so sure that the Great British mentality ever involved acting like slovenly pigs. The British might have been known for a lot of things,but acting like lazy slobs wasn’t one of them.
        People shouldn’t need telling,as adults, not to chuck litter,it should have been something that they learned growing up.

        The pig is the only animal happy to live in it’s own filth….apart from us,apparently.

      • SE… Denmark fair enough but although dull to look at the Dutch love a piss up, smoke Ganga and generally like a good Time, been going there for 25 years as my friend has a bar, generally it’s spotless……. There’s no excuse for the litter bug Cunts we endure, there’s also lots of other places that don’t look like a municipal tip…..

    • I have been to Denmark on several occasions Quislings and whichever part of the country I have been to, it has been spotless and immaculate. Denmark is a lovely country.

      • I was up around the lakes at silkebourg on a family holiday, absolutely spotless….. 👍👍👍

      • 100% correct…. I really like Denmark for a peaceful break… 👍👍👍

      • Spent some good times around Silkeborg. Stayed at a lovely farmhouse in Svostrup, where you would be met with the aroma of homemade jam and pig cooking. Some of the Danes dames were stunning. I think a trip beckons Quislings.

      • The only shite GB is they got rid of the bloody ferry from harwich to esbjerg!! FFS!! So it’s now a proper pain in the arse to get to, still worth it …..

  8. Same here i live on a nice quite road with little crime due to the low number of our immigrant rapeuges . But be having problems with fucking pikey builders dumping all kinda of shit on The pavements.

    shop interiors, piles of tyers ,builders rubble, garden waste, house stuff etc etc .

    I fucking cannot stand these fucking cunts shitting up my nice tree lined street with all this shit.

    Knowing im paying though taxes for the council to have to clear up there waste is even more maddening.

    shouldn’t be a fine for it should have a single bollock smacked with a brick. Wankers.

  9. A fine cunting. This kind of low level anti-social behavior is symptomatic of the selfish attitude of a significant minority of the population. The only solution is to humiliate them in front of their peers, perhaps with the odd public birching. Unless they are brought down a peg or two, they’ll continue to shit on everyone else for the rest of their pointless lives. Cunts.

    I blame the parents. Cunts too.

    • Human Rights. Everyone seems empowered to challenge, counter challenge and be belligerent and defiant of authority. Everything seemed to go wrong following the “softly softly ” policy. A runt at school doesn’t want to do something, he doesn’t. He is empowered. Short step to anarchy. Quite agree with you Cuntypops.

      PS Birdman posted about U tube vid of a chav getting put right by ex squaddie. Its brilliant!

      • Thanks. I saw that clip. Excellent self-restraint in the face of a total cunt. It took a hell of a lot to get him to respond, and when he did, he hit the jackpot in one!

  10. Nice country lane near here and some wankstained pikey cunt had dumped his three piece suite in the road. I called the council and they emailed me to say they had moved it and that there was evidence as who had dumped it.
    I’m not holding my breath that they will get and punish the smelly mick shithead who left it there. God I fucking hate pikeys , human smegma.

  11. There’s nothing more depressing than the train journey from Gatwick to Victoria, staring out of the window as the passing scene gets dirtier and grimier. That’s if you can see through the filthy window in the first place. There’s no doubt that this is the dirtiest country I’ve ever been in and London is the dirtiest city. I don’t know the answer but this country is vastly overpopulated that’s for sure. Yes, like others on here, if I had chucked litter as a kid I would have got a good slap from my Mum. However these days some cunt would call the coppers and she’d get nicked. It ain’t gonna get any better so get used to it.

    • Your quite right Freddie, a good clip in the old days was the answer, and as you rightly say, nowadays a clip would involve court action. PC, the tools of oppression.

      • When I was a lad we didn’t have much but it was always about respect and manners.

        Elbows on the table was only a step away from a capital offense…

      • What you said JRC “we didn’t have much” . Your right, and that set me thinking, as a young lad in the early 50’s. I don’t remember much being wrapped. There was no fast food outlets except for fish and chips, and sweets were few and far between. Perhaps in those days there was less to throw away. But respect and manners. Oh yes!

  12. They call the UK the dustbin of Europe for a reason and it ain’t just the litter.

    • Right, and some of the worst for making the country a shithole are those “new brish “.

    • As much as I love this country, I’m the first to admit it’s faults but most of the rest of Europe is an unwiped arsehole in comparison to Britain

  13. Danny DeVito is a cunt…
    This one trick pony dwarf telling us Brits to vote for Corbyn?….
    What the fuck has our General Election got to do with a has been Hollywood circus act?…
    Only decent thing the little fucker did was Taxi, and that was 40 years ago… Cunt…

    • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

      Everybody’s funny in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia though.

  14. Fair play to Melania Trump for not pandering and wearing the sandsambo headgear, so readily adorned by those cunts Michelle Obummer and Kilary Clinton…

    • Don’t know about Clinton but Obama definitely didn’t cover her hair. In fact, Tangoman slagged her off for it. The West’s dealings with the Arab world are full of contradictions and hypocrisy. We need their oil so we should just go and take it from I say. Let’s stop fucking about with these animals.

      • The House of Saud is the 1# supporter in global terrorism 9/11,lee rigby, bataclan, nice, if its ISIS, al shabab, or Al-Qaeda you can bet your biscuits its Saudi approved and funded. It sickens me that the world leaders are involved with this blood money, cucking for oil, and special favors.

        Also Saudi Arabia has funded 100 mosques in germany guess how many refugees they took in….none 0. Trump just soldout to the House of Saud so much for him being anti-muslim anti- terrorism absolutely disappointed in him. I care less about melania not wearing a headscarf

    • Yea some Saudi woman was being interviewed on sky news going on about how far they’ve come and how women had freedom now.
      When the interviewer asked about them still not being able to drive and go out without a chaperone she just brushed it aside like it didn’t even matter.
      Stupid cunt.

  15. The litter thing gets my blood boiling. The amount of times I’ve been driving behind some cunt and you see a load of crap just thrown out of the car window makes me fucking mad. I wish I was driving a fucking tank, I’d mow the cunts down. Usually it’s some young brainless fucking cunt probably with an iq less than a fish. Why can’t they just keep the rubbish in the car and put it in the bin when they get home? Fucking wankers.

    • Throw away generation mate, in only in me early 30s but i love to fix and ti ker with things. My old man was a mechanic,a tv and video player repair man in 60/70s,book binder and in layer and tons of others.

      He taught us how to fix and repair most household stuff its amazing most of my peers cant change a fuse or simple electric s.

  16. There is only one thing worse than litter, and that is the addiction to paste graffiti over any flat surface. These fucking idiot cha’vs with their moronic stylised tags and inane senseless shit have no respect for anything at all. And don’t get me on about that piece of shit Banksy. That fucking arsehole encourages a whole fucking army of meat headed knuckle dragging hoodie headed fucking idiots who show can only write on fucking walls! Cunts!

    • Yea I blame whatever cunt recategorised graffiti from vandalism to art.
      No you lefty cunts! …it’s fucking vandalism!

    • Banksy is supposedly a graffiti “artist”…..any cunt can squirt some spray paint over a stencil….

      Tolerated vandalism….

    • I used to think these retarded Cunts who tag things were young boys just acting the twat but they caught some serial tagger in Crawley a few years back and the bellend was in his 20,s ?? What sort of fuckiin baby goes out vandalising shit in their 20.s , what a pathetic way to spend your time……

  17. One of the things that stops me dropping litter in the street (just ONE of them) is that I would be ashamed if somebody saw me. Shame is sadly lacking these days. Any fucking thing you want to do there is always some cunts shouting about your “human rights” and how you are being ” oppressed”. If, even 10 years ago, you had told me there would be some cunt walking around my manor, dressed as the most unlikely woman you have ever seen, I would have laughed in your face. If you had told me there would be black poofs mincing down Brixton High Road wearing make up and nail varnish…….fuck off……never gonna happen. Drip drip drip….gradually turns into a flowing tap…..eventually an unstoppable flood. No shame, no blame, end of game.

  18. Now garden gnome cunt Titchmarch has blamed Brexit for a sales sponsorship slump at Chelsea fucking Flower Show.There’s an election in a few weeks, real people with real problems so bore off and find a nice fat cactus to sit on you little shitstain.

    • Titchcock needs to shut his fucking gob and get on with what made him a “celebrity” in the first place. If I decide to turn trannie and need his advice on flowers I’ll ask the cunt. In the meantime he can fuck right off the fucking ponce.

  19. You would like to think its just the knuckle dragging chavvy missing link types who drop litter but it a society problem with no class or social boundaries.The ironic thing is some of them are bound to be house proud and have a nice garden yet find it ok to crap all over their own and other peoples community. The only common factor is they are all lazy cunts.

  20. We could get round that sleazy lawyer thing by inserting some small print into appendix 45678 of the legislation enpowering the citizens of this country to hang any lawyer who tries to drum up business for themselves on the back of this. Of course such action may have to wait a week or two as we would need some time to finish of the politicians and lawyers who have attempted to thwart Brexit.

  21. Go down to your local shops about 2.30 pm. Fuck me, there are 2 coppers standing by the bus stop! You never see coppers on the street, what’s going on? There’s another copper outside the chicken shop and 2 more on the opposite corner. Is it an ambush? Are they expecting a bank robbery or some terrorist outrage? NO…….it’s just an ordinary day and it’s SCHOOL CHUCKING OUT TIME!!! Time for normal people to get off the streets for a couple of hours. And whatever you do, don’t get on a bus between 3pm and 5pm. It’s a mistake you’ll only make once. Trust me.

  22. Sir Limply just sent me an email saying he can’t get onto the site with his comments because he’s getting a message “comments closed due to spam”

    We had this on my watch with WP-Spamshield when they updated it and it was deactivated until they updated it again.

    Anyone else having this problem? Obviously you won’t be able to comment on it if you are – so if you send me an email at dioclese@gmail.com I’ll collate the info and pass it on.

  23. 20 dead in manchester stadium, well thats thats what they get for going to a Ariana Grande concert…… but fucking seriously who even bloody cares? ISIS will probably confirm it tomorrow and our mentally retarded politicians MP’s and Plod will coddle and baby the islamic community and assure them that they will hunt racists and white supremacists who dare even bring up their terrorist religion and give them free hummus Makes sense doesn’t it? Next week on the twilight zone… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4531940/Emergency-services-rush-Manchester-Arena.html

  24. That looks like Queen street in Cardiff after student night,these cunts should be made to pick up their crap or get a slap

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