Dead Pool [57]

Well done to Norman who correctly predicted that Catweazle actor and Jeremy Corbyn lookalike Geoffrey Bayldon would be the next celeb to conk out.Bayldon was 93 and had a long and varied career but will always be best remembered as Catweazle.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 57.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s Nominations
-Bill Wyman
-Freddie Starr
-Johnny Hallyday
-Terry Jones
-Leah Bracknell

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [57]

  1. Herman Wouk
    Olivia de Havilland
    Peter Sallis
    Vera Lynn
    Kirk Douglas

    …and welcome back Shaun. Hope things are settling down for you.

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  2. Hope you’re OK, Shaun….
    Remember Bayldon as Catweazlae and The Crowman… He also turned down the lead role in Doctor Who twice…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Hugh Hefner
    Charles Manson
    Pete Murray

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  3. Tony Pulis
    John Coughlan (ex Quo)
    Peter North
    Vanessa Del Rio
    William Shatner

    B**************************************************************h

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  4. Well done Norman. The usual suspects for me please.

    Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Winston Peters
    Sir Bob Jones

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  5. Sad that Catweazle has gone, both the actor and wrestler, but here goes

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Winnie Mandela
    Mary Wilson
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, harolds widow, not the Supreme! Bit fucked off that I missed Clifton James’ demise but hey ho

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  6. Oh, and I notice that my posts are being moderated, it’s me Uncle Dickie, fucked my computer up and lost my cookie things that remember who I am, my fault for pressing the wrong fucking buttons on the pooter, so re- signed in as Dick Byrne (snigger). I am the cunt that post from sunny Bulgaria, I hope you can see your way clear to getting me back on ISAC.

    Thanks chaps.

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      • Sure did, just me messing around and trying to do things on the pooter when i was a bit ‘refreshed’, stupidly deleting a lot of useful stuff because I was a pissed up cunt.

        Glad to be back though.

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  7. Prince Edward, the Duke of Cunt (I mean Kent)
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Stirling Moss
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron (ever fucking hopeful)

    Congrats to you Norman

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    • Ahh, balls, you beat me by three minutes with Skinner. I must’ve still been typing.

      Come on the Dalai Lama! Hurry up and transcend the material realm!

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      • I’ve had skinner for a while now mate.
        I’ve had him in the last 4 or 5 deadpools but still no joy as yet.

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  8. Angela Merkel
    Karl Junker
    ( both to die being shot together in bed shagging, and yes it is rear entry )
    Gina Miller
    Gary Lineker who chokes to death on a crisp

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    • Gina Miller choking on a banana.

      Diane Abbott choking on (her) chicken.

      Mutti Merkel choking on a foot long frankfurter.

      We can all dream…

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      • Juncker dying of acute liver failure.
        Soros dropping dead.
        Blair drowning in raw sewage.

        If only……

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          • I rather fancied Tony BLiar perishing in a relentless Anthrax attack.

            Whereas Slotgob Cherie could be relentlessly rooted to death by sex starved silverbacks armed with pots of vaseline.

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          • Vaseline is to good for her .. They must go in dry .

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          • Sex starved silverbacks.?…Vaseline…?….Cherie Blair..? That is a terrible way to die !….Poor Silverbacks.

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        • Bono disappearing permanently up his own arse.
          Sting doing the same, up his own or Bono’s arse.
          Either’s fine with me…

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    • Who should I pick? decisions decisions…. I dunno Jimmy page I guess the lucky fucker looks like a dried up rasin and has got a hot young girlfriend creepy cunt

      Good show and great guess Norman, ironic that Catweazle was a magician from the normans era. Loved that show as a lad

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          • She may well be young but she’s not much of a looker, is she? I wonder if he has stuffed a turbot up her snatch yet?

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          • turbot? oh your talking bout that sick sex story about the mudshark….
            Sometimes I think exotic animals get more action then me but women are filthy whores what you gonna do. Besides turbots are bit too flat to stick up the cunt hey? lol

            Not good looking ? pfft… perhaps shes not 10/10 but shes definitely attractive

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  9. Just had a good nose at the spread of nominations for the stiff. Seems that almost every viable cunt has been nominated and with a bias towards the hated politico’s.
    My own personal favourite is the rank outsider Tim farron,. What a juicy win if that cunt got slotted!

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  10. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley Lumley
    Emma Twatson
    Emily Thornberry

    A box-ticking, PC, positive discrimination in favour of The Wimminz.

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  11. Some Yorkshire Cunts:
    Harold “Dickie” Bird
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Michael Parkinson
    William Hague
    Alan Bennett

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  12. Kim Jong Un
    Bashar al Assad
    Muhammadu Bhuari
    Stephen Fry
    Whatever cunt fucked over the NHS today (preferably via a hellfire missile fired from a drone)

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      • Bet that deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent- impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love , Stephen Fry, has been debaged and all….

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      • Can I replace with Donald Sutherland… Or is that against the rules… Two wrongs do make a right after all…

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  13. Russell Brand
    Diane Abbott
    George Galloway
    Ben Afflek
    David Cameron

    Wishful thinking all of them, but I live in hope.

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  14. Paul o’ Grady
    Val Kilmer
    Donald Trump
    Ant or Dec (Either one, they are both annoying cunts)
    Lady GaGa

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  15. Congratulation to the Sheriff of Cuntigham for predicting that the next dead cunt was Ian Brady.

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  16. Hi Guys
    Is this an actual death where your heart stops beating or celebrity death from a thousand critics.
    If it’s the later I’d like to nominate Guy Ritchie for ‘King Arthur Leg end of the Bored’.
    If it’s heart stopping time I shall think on.
    Love the stuff your doing.
    J J

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