Dead Pool [57]

Well done to Norman who correctly predicted that Catweazle actor and Jeremy Corbyn lookalike Geoffrey Bayldon would be the next celeb to conk out.Bayldon was 93 and had a long and varied career but will always be best remembered as Catweazle.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 57.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s Nominations
-Bill Wyman
-Freddie Starr
-Johnny Hallyday
-Terry Jones
-Leah Bracknell

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [57]

  1. Herman Wouk
    Olivia de Havilland
    Peter Sallis
    Vera Lynn
    Kirk Douglas

    …and welcome back Shaun. Hope things are settling down for you.

  2. Lord Prescott
    Lord Heseltine
    Lord Kinnock
    Lord Mandelson (poof)
    Traci Lords

  3. Hope you’re OK, Shaun….
    Remember Bayldon as Catweazlae and The Crowman… He also turned down the lead role in Doctor Who twice…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Hugh Hefner
    Charles Manson
    Pete Murray

  4. President Mugabe
    prince philip
    Big Van Vader
    Elton john
    Ian Brady

  5. Tony Pulis
    John Coughlan (ex Quo)
    Peter North
    Vanessa Del Rio
    William Shatner

    B**************************************************************h

    • Ahh, Vanessa Del Rio. Many a happy time watching her antics in my misspent youth.

  6. Des Lynam
    Des O’Connor
    Roy Walker
    Robbie Williams (Please God!)
    The Labour Party

  7. Jim Bowen
    Clive James
    Murray Walker
    Gordon Banks
    Paul Gascoigne

  8. Well done Norman. The usual suspects for me please.

    Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Winston Peters
    Sir Bob Jones

  9. Sad that Catweazle has gone, both the actor and wrestler, but here goes

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Winnie Mandela
    Mary Wilson
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, harolds widow, not the Supreme! Bit fucked off that I missed Clifton James’ demise but hey ho

  10. Oh, and I notice that my posts are being moderated, it’s me Uncle Dickie, fucked my computer up and lost my cookie things that remember who I am, my fault for pressing the wrong fucking buttons on the pooter, so re- signed in as Dick Byrne (snigger). I am the cunt that post from sunny Bulgaria, I hope you can see your way clear to getting me back on ISAC.

    Thanks chaps.

      • Sure did, just me messing around and trying to do things on the pooter when i was a bit ‘refreshed’, stupidly deleting a lot of useful stuff because I was a pissed up cunt.

        Glad to be back though.

  11. Barbara Bush
    George Soros
    Noam Chomsky
    Donald Trump
    Tom Baker

  12. Maria Jimenez
    Maria Teresa Campos
    Carmen Sevilla
    Terence Hill
    Joaquin Phoenix

  13. Jake LaMotta
    Burt Reynolds
    Jill Gascoine
    Baroness Trumpington
    Greg Allman

  14. Prince Edward, the Duke of Cunt (I mean Kent)
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Stirling Moss
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron (ever fucking hopeful)

    Congrats to you Norman

  15. Peter Sutcliffe
    Ian Brady
    Charles Manson
    Claude Juncker
    Justin Bieber

  16. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Anthony Hopkins
    Eric Clapton

    • Ahh, balls, you beat me by three minutes with Skinner. I must’ve still been typing.

      Come on the Dalai Lama! Hurry up and transcend the material realm!

      • I’ve had skinner for a while now mate.
        I’ve had him in the last 4 or 5 deadpools but still no joy as yet.

  17. Dennis Skinner
    Maggie Smith
    Rupert Murdoch
    Clint Eastwood
    Dalai Lama

        • Go on then, I’ll have purple face, old Taggart himself – Alex Ferguson. So:-

          Maggie Smith
          Rupert Murdoch
          Clint Eastwood
          Dalai Lama
          Alex Ferguson

  18. Angela Merkel
    Karl Junker
    ( both to die being shot together in bed shagging, and yes it is rear entry )
    Gina Miller
    Gary Lineker who chokes to death on a crisp

    • Gina Miller choking on a banana.

      Diane Abbott choking on (her) chicken.

      Mutti Merkel choking on a foot long frankfurter.

      We can all dream…

      • Juncker dying of acute liver failure.
        Soros dropping dead.
        Blair drowning in raw sewage.

        If only……

          • I rather fancied Tony BLiar perishing in a relentless Anthrax attack.

            Whereas Slotgob Cherie could be relentlessly rooted to death by sex starved silverbacks armed with pots of vaseline.

          • Sex starved silverbacks.?…Vaseline…?….Cherie Blair..? That is a terrible way to die !….Poor Silverbacks.

        • Bono disappearing permanently up his own arse.
          Sting doing the same, up his own or Bono’s arse.
          Either’s fine with me…

    • Who should I pick? decisions decisions…. I dunno Jimmy page I guess the lucky fucker looks like a dried up rasin and has got a hot young girlfriend creepy cunt

      Good show and great guess Norman, ironic that Catweazle was a magician from the normans era. Loved that show as a lad

      • Take your pick of Labour cunts if you want, God knows there are plenty.

          • She may well be young but she’s not much of a looker, is she? I wonder if he has stuffed a turbot up her snatch yet?

          • turbot? oh your talking bout that sick sex story about the mudshark….
            Sometimes I think exotic animals get more action then me but women are filthy whores what you gonna do. Besides turbots are bit too flat to stick up the cunt hey? lol

            Not good looking ? pfft… perhaps shes not 10/10 but shes definitely attractive

  19. Congrats to Norman

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy
    Sonny Landham

  20. Little Richard
    Fats Domino
    Brigette Bardot
    Mike Yarwood
    Sir Bernard Ingham

  21. Just had a good nose at the spread of nominations for the stiff. Seems that almost every viable cunt has been nominated and with a bias towards the hated politico’s.
    My own personal favourite is the rank outsider Tim farron,. What a juicy win if that cunt got slotted!

  22. Bastard late again.

    Ken Dodd
    Albert Finney
    Robbie Coltrane
    Val Kilmer
    Doris Day

  23. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Chuck Blazer
    Jack Warner

  24. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley Lumley
    Emma Twatson
    Emily Thornberry

    A box-ticking, PC, positive discrimination in favour of The Wimminz.

  25. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  26. Michael Barrymore
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  27. Some Yorkshire Cunts:
    Harold “Dickie” Bird
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Michael Parkinson
    William Hague
    Alan Bennett

  28. Kim Jong Un
    Bashar al Assad
    Muhammadu Bhuari
    Stephen Fry
    Whatever cunt fucked over the NHS today (preferably via a hellfire missile fired from a drone)

      • Bet that deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent- impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love , Stephen Fry, has been debaged and all….

        • Rick Wakeman
          Roger Chapman
          Jon Anderson
          Vangelis
          Ray Philips of the Peddlers

      • Can I replace with Donald Sutherland… Or is that against the rules… Two wrongs do make a right after all…

  29. Russell Brand
    Diane Abbott
    George Galloway
    Ben Afflek
    David Cameron

    Wishful thinking all of them, but I live in hope.

  30. Judi Dench
    Keith Richards
    Trevor McDonald
    Sandy Gall
    Nicholas Parsons

  31. Paul o’ Grady
    Val Kilmer
    Donald Trump
    Ant or Dec (Either one, they are both annoying cunts)
    Lady GaGa

  32. Congratulation to the Sheriff of Cuntigham for predicting that the next dead cunt was Ian Brady.

  33. Hi Guys
    Is this an actual death where your heart stops beating or celebrity death from a thousand critics.
    If it’s the later I’d like to nominate Guy Ritchie for ‘King Arthur Leg end of the Bored’.
    If it’s heart stopping time I shall think on.
    Love the stuff your doing.
    J J

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