## False alarm on the Deadpool front ##

Posted on April 5, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Just been announced Brian Matthew is “critically ill” and not dead as reported earlier.Deadpool 55 is therefore still in play for now.All noms in this thread are null and void.

41 thoughts on “## False alarm on the Deadpool front ##”

J R Cuntley on April 5, 2017 at 12:49 pm said:

Jimmy Page
Brian May
Ritchie Blackmore
Pete Townsend
Slash

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Vermin Cunt Spotter on April 5, 2017 at 1:00 pm said:

Little Richard
Fats Domino
Brigette Bardot
Sir Bernard Ingham
Mike Yarwood

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King Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 1:03 pm said:

Sorry if Double Entry :

Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Doris Day
Bruce Forsythe
Geroge Bush Senior

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- King Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 1:18 pm said:
  
  And congrats to TheBournemouthRed
  
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  - Black and White Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 1:22 pm said:
    
    Fucking ell, I wanted Bruce after Fred’s been nominating him for ages now you’ve got him. Anyways I nicked Denis off Fred.
    
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  - King Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 6:58 pm said:
    
    Ahh fuck it just when you think u have a good bag. I knocked Kirk off Dio as well, Did u go and jump start that cunt BAWC?
    
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  - The Bournemouth Red on April 6, 2017 at 4:12 pm said:
    
    So fucking close!
    
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CuntsVille on April 5, 2017 at 1:14 pm said:

Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Doris Day
Meatloaf
Roy Walker

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on April 5, 2017 at 2:21 pm said:
  
  Doris already gone!
  
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Black and White Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 1:20 pm said:

Denis Norden
Paul Gascoigne
Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
Adam West

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birdman on April 5, 2017 at 1:26 pm said:

Who died ?????????

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- birdman on April 5, 2017 at 2:26 pm said:
  
  Is somebody playing mind games?
  
  I swear there was no name earlier.
  I read it about ten times, and there was no name.
  I cleaned my reading glasses seven times, and there was no name.
  
  Melon truly twisted. 🙂 🙁
  
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birdman on April 5, 2017 at 1:27 pm said:

Maria Teresa Campos
Maria Jimenez
Terence Hill
Joaquin Phoenix
June Brown

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DeploytheSausage on April 5, 2017 at 1:32 pm said:

1. Ozzy Osborne
2. Dennis skinner
3. Bill Cosby
4. Anthony Hopkins
5. Eric clapton

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- TitSlapper on April 5, 2017 at 6:01 pm said:
  
  Slowhand wasn’t looking so good in the last photo I saw of him he could kick the bucket before Ginger we will see tho
  
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Dioclese on April 5, 2017 at 1:40 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Lord Carrington
Peter Sallis
Billy Graham

…and thanks to King Cunt for nicking me Vera Lynn and Kirk Douglas. Definitely a King Cunt!

And for those of you who collect trivia, this is the 65,000th comment on this site.

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- TitSlapper on April 5, 2017 at 5:53 pm said:
  
  does that include deleted comments and shitposting from trolls? or just legit comments
  
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  - King Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 7:00 pm said:
    
    Yeah i didnt realise vera as well but i took Kirk for Rockerfella. Anyhow cunts risen in a dead pool first
    
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  - Dioclese on April 5, 2017 at 7:44 pm said:
    
    Trolls? What trolls? I see no trolls….!
    
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  - TitSlapper on April 5, 2017 at 9:50 pm said:
    
    Way to avoid the question You know who I mean Dio that rickie doubledick bloke and trolls like that recent billy boy sinn fein character we recently had on here
    
    Do those deleted comments count towards the total sum of comments or No?
    
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  - birdman on April 5, 2017 at 10:08 pm said:
    
    I’m sure Billy was Rickie.
    
    There was also one last week, but again it might have been Rickie.
    
    The problem they have seems to be that they don’t like us cunting cunts behind the cunts back.
    
    Firstly, the cunt being cunted can join in.
    
    Secondly, the media lick these cunts arses constantly, so its only fair that their cuntish traits get picked up on, or the world would be even more one sided.
    
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  - Dioclese on April 5, 2017 at 10:45 pm said:
    
    At the risk of stating the bleedin’ obvious, if they’re deleted then they’re not there to be counted are they? 😉
    
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Fred West on April 5, 2017 at 2:18 pm said:

Clive James
Leslie Phillips
Brian Cant
Prince Philip
Jake LaMotta

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Freddie The Frog on April 5, 2017 at 2:23 pm said:

William Shatner
William Hurt
William Roach
William Clinton
Will.I.am

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Iamnot on April 5, 2017 at 2:32 pm said:

He is not dead, I repeat he is not dead but critically ill, get the facts right you daft cunts! Death reported in error by the BBC who are bigger cunts than I thought ….

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Black and White Cunt on April 5, 2017 at 2:55 pm said:

Is this a first?

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Dick Fiddler on April 5, 2017 at 2:58 pm said:

What a selfish old coffin-dodger that Brian Matthew must be.

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on April 5, 2017 at 2:59 pm said:
  
  He better bloody not die this afternoon making me set the fucking pool again.
  
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  - Dioclese on April 5, 2017 at 7:41 pm said:
    
    You can always just reinstate it…noms standing as submitted?
    
    Why make life difficult when, with a little effort, you could make it fucking impossible 😉
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on April 5, 2017 at 8:58 pm said:
    
    I would but maybe some cunt will go before Matthew!
    
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  - King Cunt on April 6, 2017 at 6:46 am said:
    
    Maybe get a pope chimney and if the smoke goes from white to black its back on
    
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A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on April 5, 2017 at 2:58 pm said:

For this Deadpool I am pretty sure it is.Premature death reporting has gone on for years although not normally on the BBC.I was tempted to leave up the Deadpool 56 post and hope he was the next death as he sounds near the end.It wouldn`t work though and would confuse the shite out of everyone so sod it.

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Vermin Cunt Spotter on April 5, 2017 at 3:00 pm said:

Having your death announced on the BBC when you are not in fact dead, is a cunt.

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Freddie The Frog on April 5, 2017 at 3:16 pm said:

So glad Brian is alive! I might get a chance to get my Doris Day back off that thieving cunt!

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on April 5, 2017 at 3:27 pm said:
  
  Stop getting worked up over a deadpool.As Doris once said “que sera,sera”.:P
  
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- King Cunt on April 7, 2017 at 6:34 am said:
  
  Place is full of thieving cunts. If u cant beat them join them
  
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Iamnot on April 5, 2017 at 4:06 pm said:

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead
Here’s one, I’m not dead
Here, he says he’s not dead
Yes, he is

I feel happy, I feel happy
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the highland fling

I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
‘Cos I’m not yet dead

He is not yet dead that’s what the geezer said
Oh, he’s not yet dead that man is off his head
He is not yet dead, put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he’s not yet dead

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- Dioclese on April 5, 2017 at 7:42 pm said:
  
  Lyrics by Will.I.am.a.cunt ?
  
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Norman on April 5, 2017 at 8:38 pm said:

I’ll have that Vicar cunt off Emmerdale…

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Frottom on April 6, 2017 at 12:29 am said:

hopefully he’ll make a full recovery and can sue the beeb for deathamation of character

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Boilsucker on April 7, 2017 at 9:20 am said:

I am confused. Do my nominations from last time still stand. Shame as I nominated Brian Matthew.

Anyway here goes:
Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Brian Matthew
Desmond Morris

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