I would like to give Mindfulness a good cunting.

This is a concept that I’ve heard a lot about lately and is popular with employers seeking to dodge their obligations to their employees. It is what used to be called living in the moment,so when things are getting a bit much, you need to contemplate the sun shining through the window,say,or have a mental picture of a lovely place you can go to.

So when my employer treated us to a course to learn about this old wank today, I imagined one cunt of a colleague trapped in a burning lift then another being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks and I must say I did feel a pleasant glow.

Nominated by Mary Hinge.