Ian Hislop (2)

While we are slagging off the BBC (and why not?) I would like to nominate one Ian Hislop for his recent conversion to cuntishness. I used to like this bloke and I particularly admired his 2 series on the Great War and Victorian philanthropists. However I can’t watch HIGNFY any more because of his constant pro-EU sniping, usually aided by the guest presenter or some no mark politician on the panel.

I’ve stopped buying Private Eye for the same reason. Sorry Ian you used to be good but now you are just another BBC funded remoaning cunt and you can fuck right off.

How the mighty have fallen. Shame.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog

94 thoughts on “Ian Hislop (2)

  1. id like to nominate ed sheeran

    not for being a ginger, but for being THE most boring, bland , soft, pansy, this is music for bedwetters
    people say “but hes a nice guy”

    that means nothing,im amazed the fucker even got a record deal, shit acoustic weepy crap, to me real music is judas priest, GnR, depeche,early oasis,thin lizzy

    not this ginger tosser writing the same song over and over again
    i know pensioners who are more energetic than this ugly goblin
    critics rightly attack coldplay for being bland but this cunt is a billion times worse
    i just dont see the appeal, oh and the cunt also “raps”
    his fans are cunts too, wankers who wear nerd glasses and take selfies
    bog off to america ed

    • Agree about Sheeran.. Nominated him a few times, but the ginger cunt slips under the radar, and he isn’t a nice guy… The ginger cunt whined about how he ‘wasn’t the most popular kid in the school’… But now he’s rich and famous he now sees himself as ‘the most popular kid in the school’ (even though the fucker left school years ago)… And because of his ‘I’ll show you all for calling me ginger bollocks’ complex he admitted that he can ‘take things too far’… Which is popstar twatspeak for ‘I’m a total cunt’… The carrot pubed twat also referred to himself being No.1 as winning a race (shite at school sports too, I suppose)… Sheeran said, ‘The race to be No. 1 is a 500m sprint that I just know I’m going to win.. I don’t care about anything as long as I come first…’ What a childish vengeful Napoleon syndrome tuneless little cunt…

      • thats good , someone finally agrees with me bout pube face

        of course hes not a nice guy, that is just bollocks written by the press to make us love him,
        another big cunt is his mate adele
        2 bland ugly fuckers,imagine their mong parents
        i dont care if they play gigs at great ormond street, or donate money to charity, their music is still unlistenable crap

    • Fucking soppy shite love songs. Fucking cunt. Lad his age shoud be out banging as many as he can. If you’re a kid now all you gotta do is turn ya phone on and arrange a shag. Lucky cunts.

    • Just a tip : You’re more likely to get your nom published if to use proper caps and punctuation. Why should the admins be expected to do it for you?

      Just saying…

  2. Isn’t it the Lib Dems that wanted to abolish the House of Lords. Apparently Cunt of the Year 2016 said ” you play with what is in front of you” or similar bollocks. Fucking weasel looking wankstain cunt.

    • … and Alex ‘the Slug’ Salmond said in the Guardian ( 20th December 2014 ) …. there should be a ‘Peasants revolt’ against the House of Lords’ .. they should be abolished….. Fuck all noise from the CUNT at the moment when the House of the Lords ( boat-rocking) suits his cause. Hypocritical CUNT !!! These CUNTS say something, think Joe Public will forget it, then try and come out the other end on the winning side. I hope the SNP get buried forever at the next election / referendum, or whatever …

  3. Cunts, cunts and thrice cunts. Not only are the rebel Lord cunts cunts, they are also out and out bare faced lying cunts. We don’t want to obstruct or tie the governments hands. Nah course ya don’t ya filthy over privileged cosseted wank dribbles. Kiss my doughtnut.

  4. I wouldn’t be half as pissed off if they were still proper lords but they’re not.
    Cunts just donated money to blair, minor fart and all those other cunts. ….no better than those mickey mouse lordships that you can buy off the Internet.
    And donating some money somehow gives them the right to overrule the people.

  5. Viz eh??
    Aldridge prior hopeless liar was always funny as was Norbert colon he’s as tight as a gnats chuff…. quality stuff was viz…. oh almost forgot terry fuckwit he’s a daft as a brush….

  6. I would like to cunt International Womens Day which is tomorrow. Here we fucking go again. It looks especially lame in this part of the world where they face the tyranny of wearing certain shoes at work or the deep injustice of someone suggesting they are a bit overweight. What I can’t understand is how gender is relevant to most situations you find yourself in. Theres a special day for everything now (with the glaring omission of Mens Day of course) it seems. At least no cunt has asked me for a pound yet!

    • International Women’s day is being honoured in the “peaceful” countries too.

      If they pay a quid (or goat spleen or chicken half – whatever passes for currency there) then they can wear their own clothes to home while they do the menial chores for the day.

      The only stipulation being that it has too be black and cover them from head-to-toe.

      • International Women’s day is being honoured in the “peaceful” countries too.

        Is that before or after the stonings, floggings, and honour killings?…

  7. Why do these cunts bother with a “debate” in the first place? We all know the result long before they actually line up to vote and then fuck off to their subsidised bars and piss it up at our expense. Total fucking scum, self-serving fucking traitorous bastards who need hanging from lamp posts in Parliament Square. Where the fuck is Wat Tyler when you need him?

    • Albeit pierrepoint would have been ideal for the job…..
      Maybe sky could turn it into SWINGING SUPER SUNDAY??
      Have a cheeky 13.30 Ko followed by expert studio analysis then move on to a nice 16.00 block group hanging!! Make the event sky box office!! Get Eddie Hearn to promote it? Stick it on at the 02, I hear the place has a great atmosphere??

  8. House of Lords, most of these freeloading parasites look as if they’ve been dug up from somewhere. Saw some old cunt say ‘ this is the real place from where the country is run’ Christ sake, these coffin dodging motherfuckers spend most of their time filling their boots at taxpayers expence or having their afternoon nap after too many G&T’s.
    Wouldn’t trust any of these cunts to tie their own shoelaces let alone get them involved in Brexit, but then again they don’t give a shit and wont have to live with any future implications as most of the old fuckers will have pegged it.

    • They don’t tie their own shoelaces, most of them have a man for that kind of thing and the rest wear slip-ons, what!

      —-

      I’ve been thinking about these paid for cunts and – just throwing it out there – why do they have to be former MPs (most of them failed cunts)?

      Wouldn’t the House of Paid-For Cunts be better served by a representative from the local community? No former MPs, councilors or lawyers, just some ordinary working person doing a TA type of role where they offer up 2 days a month to sit in parliament, hear the bills and then vote according to their conscience rather than some walnut-whip drumming up support/rejection for the bill being passed.

    • brydon or anton du beke? same person, welsh sheep shagger
      brydon may be a cunt but a bigger one is that whinging scouse john bishop, he must suck ALOT of penis at the BBC because he has never once made me laugh

  9. Fuck Pierrepoint, we don’t need fucking Pierre-fucking-point. I’ll fucking do it. Ok , I’ve never done it before so some of the cunts might suffer terribly but does anybody fucking care? No they fucking don’t! Yeah put it on Sky Sports…it’ll make a change from watching England getting fucked over by a bunch of Romanian pikeys. Before long the Romanian pikeys will be PLAYING for fucking England! Yes…I’m FUCKING ANGRY……AGAIN!

  10. Heseltine has been sacked as a government advisor.About fucking time too.

  11. What fucking advice would you seek from that sack of shit? How to be a fucking money -grabbing back-stabbing fucking cunt? There are long lines of arseholes willing to take his place who are just as qualified. I hope this cunt dies vey soon and not just because I’ve got the fucker in the Dead Pool. Wasn’t this the wanker who slagged somebody off by saying “he buys his own furniture”, meaning the cunt didn’t have any antique furniture handed down through his family but just a common piece of scum who went to IKEA?

    • With the fucking money old Tarzan cunt has got you’d think he’d buy a nose and ear hair trimmer. Unkempt cunt.

  12. Hislop is a smug cunt . Can’t abide the cunt or the so called comedian opposite. Used to be Ok entertainment but now it’s boring shit.
    My current desire to see cunted is ‘pontless’ with two fucking smug wankers Armstrong and his fucking mate, both of whom need speed cunting. Up their own ringpieces cunts!

    • I recall a conversation between my mrs and her (irritating as fuck) friend… My old lady’s friend ‘fancies’ the smug four eyed one off Pointless… When the mrs laughed, her mate got all uppity and said ‘Don’t you fancy intelligent men then?’ To which the mrs replied ‘He (Pointless Man) isn’t intelligent… It’s an act for a stupid TV show… And don’t talk to me about intelligent blokes… Look at the one you’ve got…’ My mrs’s nauseating mate is shacked up with one of the biggest oafs (and cunts) on earth…

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