Sky Arts

Sky Arts is a massive, cowardly, self-censoring cunt for dropping a short comedy film starring Joseph Fiennes (white actor) as Michael Jackson (black child, white adult) because Jackson’s children are apparently a bit upset by this. Not sure why the press insist on calling them “Jackson’s children” either since none of them appear to be mixed race and therefore cannot possiby be Jackson’s biological children.

Apparently Jackson’s daughter seems to think her drug-addicted, unconvicted child molestor father is deserving of “respect” which presumably means no artistic project of any kind should ever be permitted unless it depicts her freak of a father in a flattering light. The show was called “Urban Myths” (the clue is in the title) and was a comedy – not a serious biographical drama, for fuck’s sake. You would think that any programme maker who valued freedom of speech would not be eager to set such a dangerous precedent – but then again Sky is owned by the Murdochs so automatically has an in-built degree of cuntitude.

Nominated by Fred West

19 thoughts on “Sky Arts

  1. I can’t stop laughing he looks even more mongy then the real Micheal Jackson thats a pretty accurate likeness of elizabeth taylor tho, but cant see her driving in her later years like that

  2. Jackson was a vile demanding pervert with one dance and any decent songs written for him.
    Jarvis Cocker got it right when he disrupted his overblown bombastic bullshit by wiggling his arse.

    • I thought he only pulled that 200 kid stunt at the brit awards but for the superbowl it was even worse. Like a choir of 3,500 of local Los Angeles children singing We Are the World, what a pretentious cunt!

      You know he literally thought he was healing the world with his music? what a delusional bellend if anything more wars were created during its duration

    • Jarvis was spot-on.. Taking the piss out of the demented Peedo Jacko…
      And his ‘daughter’ is seemingly as crackers as he was… Offended because a white actor is playing her ‘dad’?! He was fucking white… He wanted to be white… And Lickle Paris is about as black as an Imperial Stromtrooper… A man who denounced his black appearance, roots, heritage, and did music to appeal to white rock audiences and MTV, and suddenly it’s ‘disrespectful’ to portray him as he actually was ie: a race traitor and corporate rock indusrty sell out?… Bollocks…

  3. Are people avoiding this cunting out of some nostalgic 80’s vibe thing?… I mean his music wasn’t even that bloody good lol His singles were overplayed like fucking crazy I heard it everywhere couldn’t escape his danceshite and his talent for music instrumentation were pretty basic he recycled alot the same electronic drum beats over

    Sure he made catchy pop songs but the Prince of pop? Piss Off His discograhpy isn’t even that extensive Fred is right with cunting him I stand with fred #RightSaidFred https://ifunny.co/fun/kBd2YPx93?gallery=tag&query=michael%20jackson#comments

    • ‘Off The Wall’ was alright, ‘Thriller’ was ‘Bille Jean’ and a load of bollocks (including the terribly overhyped because of the video title track), ‘Bad’ lived up to its name: a ‘pioneering’ (haha) ‘black’ artist aiming for MTV coverage and white rock critics and audiences… ‘Dangerous’?… The sheer hypocrisy of ‘Black Or White’ and the Macauley Culkin in the video bit were quite sickening… Not to mention Wacko grabbing his knob and shouting ‘Aaaaaaaah!’ for the last few minutes of said video… And as for musical treacle like Feel… sorry… Heal The World and Man In The Mirror… Pass the sick bucket…

      And what the fuck does ‘Shamone’ mean?… Half baked cunt…

      • Yeah fair enough Off the wall was decent thiller had like two decent songs title track and wanna be startin something but much is left to be desired. I hated bad and dangerous thought they were crap albums radio poison shamone indeed

  4. Thriller was by far his best album but the accolades sit squarely with Quincy Jones – or should do!

    That pure cheese “The Girl is Mine” with Macca on it was awful syrupy shite.

  5. Jackson should have been locked up in a secure mental hospital for the criminally insane.
    The cunt was nothing but a sly nonce,who used his money to buy his way out of criminal convictions. He put on some innocent,naive act to fool people into believing that he was just “misunderstood.”….Load of bollocks,he was another Savile.
    His family were a bunch of sponging cunts who turned a blind eye to his perversions,his “children” should never have been allowed anywhere near him,and his music was utter shite.
    I can’t think of a single redeeming feature when it comes to Michael Jackson,which is unusual for me,who always tries to think the best of people.

      • Blowing Bubbles could be, damm shame the chimp got taken out before it grew into a large stroppy teenage chimp that could have pulled Michaels arms off. That would have made a cracking documentary. I feel for his children but not as much as he did.

      • Must admit, I’d slip the daughter,Paris,a length. Being female,she’s probably the only one of the kids that Michael hasn’t been stuck up.

    • I do believe you’ve identified 99% of all ‘slabs in that opening paragraph. No wonder these cunts live in their shitty 1% bubble.

      • He was also horrible with money in his later years no doubt from his ridiculous mega spending sprees and buying useless shit. Wants to save the world but spends like no tomorrow What a cunt His father was a evil cunt too and responsible for most of michaels fucked up childhood. His brothers are almost emotionless robots too, rich family but very fucked up individuals Fame has a price

      • Why are so many people who have “fame” cunts. Maybe that is the price of fame lifelong cuntitude. Think I’ll just stay a bastard no one gives a fuck then.

  6. “Is it because I is black?” and as for that conk, now we know what happened to Concord don’t we…

  7. If jackson was a mechanic at your garage he would have been in prison no question, but with money to burn and shyster lawyers falling over themselves represent him it never happened… Sky are utter CUNTS, from the biased coverage on Brexit to this shambles they hardly come out of it with any merit….
    The picture at the top header is FUCKIIN ace, I actually laughed.. shame on the Cunts at sky

  8. As I’m currently on this website whilst also watching the City match, I’d like to cunt BT Sport, partly for the ridiculously high price to watch their shoddily assembled coverage, but in particular for the further insult of their all-cunt lineup of presenters, commentators and pundits. Each and every person on their programming is a gormless waste of sperm and I reserve most of my contempt for the likes of the following:

    Steve McManaman – Sick to fucking death of hearing you say “Fletch” every 10 seconds you silly Scouse piece of bell cheese. Oh and it isn’t the early 90s anymore dickhead…get a fucking haircut.

    Rio Ferdinand – The Daffy Duck looking motherfucker’s face makes me want to stick pins in my eyes.

    Gary Lineker – Your cuntish attempt at facial hair is justification enough.

    Glen Hoddle – Knowingly/unknowingly doing his best to rival the ultimate chatter of shite in football commentary, Andy Townsend.

    Michael Owen – By far BT Sports biggest crime against humanity. Never has one cunts voice been able to make me want to simultaneously go to sleep and also embark upon a frenzied episode of self harm. The man’s voice and lack of depth in anything he says is so boring it tears a gaping arsehole in the very fabric of space and time. Deserves his own cunting.

    So fuck you BT cunts, and your prices! (I’m watching it using my brother’s login details online…..Rich cunts 0 – 1 Cheap cunt).

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