Dead Pool [49]

Congratulations to Shaun (i.e me) who correctly predicted the demise of Clare Hollingworth the telegraph reporter who was the first correspondent to report on the outbreak of WW2 and was also known for exposing Kim Philby as a spy.That is my 6th victory at this game which I think may be a record.Anyway on to Deadpool 49.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

I will get my 5 nominations in now:
Tony Booth
Reverend Billy Graham
Brunhilde Pomsel
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [49]

  1. Congrats

    Bill Treacher
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    John Noakes
    Julie Goodyear
    Mikael Gorbachev

  2. Good Call Shaun

    Prince Phillip
    David Rockerfeller
    Kirk Douglas
    Vera Lynn
    Olivia De Havilland

  3. Frank Bruno
    Alan Bennett
    Nicholas Parsons
    Lewis Hamilton (premonition)
    Hilary Clit On
    Gary the plumber. (Cunt)

  4. Ian Brady
    Bear Grylls
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Kanye West
    Neil Kinnock

    Shaun, congrats, you have the devils ear!

  5. Nice one Shaun…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Charles Manson
    Hugh Hefner

  6. Yoko Ono
    Brian Blessed
    Joan Jett
    Henry Kissinger

    Shaun please note – all of these are well short of 105.

    • I’d like to apologize if my nominations appeared racist.
      It was not intentional to nominate a list of white people only.

  7. Martin McGuinness
    Prince Edward the Duke of Kent
    Tommy Mair
    John Redwood
    Tim Farron

    Well done Shaun

      • I wasn’t going to pick Gina Miler Odin’s balls but Dan beat me to that lying scum Sinn Fein cunt. Hopefully the fucker will pop his clogs, McGuinness that is and not Dan.

  8. ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
    Michael Hesletine
    Harley Race
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer

  9. Well done (again) Shaun. Seeing as how you’re good at predicting things, any chance you could give me this week’s lotto numbers please.

    Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Len Brown
    John Minto

  10. Congrats Shaun…

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Colin Dexter
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy

    Fuckers will live forever now…

  11. Tony Blair
    Charlotte Church
    Lily Allen
    Meryl Streep
    Whoever the current leader of ISIS is this week.

  12. Hey Shaun, do us all a favour and predict some politicians next time please? With the way you win these Deadpools we would all be happy and lucky that way!

      • That’s why I throw in that old git Hesletine.

        On another note, I’m picking more pro wrestlers from now on, there’s always a good chance one them will pass on. No always old ones too.

      • Fuck me, what is wrong with me recently?? Must be new year Alzheimer’s. To punish myself I’m only going to give me four chances. I like to live dangerously.

  13. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Chuck Blazer
    Jack Warner

    Looks like FIFA are going to kill the World Cup. Corrupt, money grubbing bastards.

  14. Babs Windsor
    Jackie Stallone
    Doris day
    Stuart Hall
    Bill Cosby

    Bonus ball- James fat cunt corden

  15. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Diane Abbott

    2 days?! I wonder is that a record? and the one prior was 4 days ago the bastards are popping like shit eating flys

  16. Well done Shaun, this time around

    Dobri Dobrev
    Winnie Mandela
    Clifton James
    George P Schultz
    Tony Bennett

    High hopes for Dobri, its -20 and snowing like fuck over here.

    • Be fair – the woman was 105 years old.
      Doesn’t that break a rule?

      Nah! Fuck it – he’s the main man so he can make his own rules. ‘My blog, my rules’ and all that.
      Fair does. The guy deserves a break for taking over if nothing else.

      What happened to the others that offered…?

      • The rules as I see them are ambiguous due the fact that the only red line is picking someone who is the oldest man or woman.At my discretion ,I would probably extend that rule at my discretion to those who are the oldest people in a country or if someone picked someone within a couple of years of the Guinness world record I would say to close to the mark but I haven`t seen that in any of the entries since I took over the Deadpool.I could do an upper age limit for entries but the issue with that is where to draw it and also making people change regular entries when they hit a certain number.Also,celebs lie about their age at times which would again be another complication.

  17. Bloody hell!! A load of cunts have already chosen my cunts – Vera ‘Big Cunt’ Lynn is nailed on, whoever chose her. I’m going to have to settle on these…

    Peter Sallis
    Pierre Cardin
    Lord Peter Carrington
    Leah Bracknell
    Jake Lamotta

  18. Fuck me, someone will probably die as I type this.
    Jimmy arm field
    John Humphries
    Vera Lynn
    Rolf Harris
    Bridget Bardot

  19. Ant
    Leigh Francis (the cunt who is stuck in character as Keith cunt Lemon)
    Robbie Williams
    Simon Cowell

    I think peoples deathpool list are turning into wish lists.

  20. Did anybody have old Graham Taylor?…
    Twittermongs, griefmonkeys, and not even born then spaztards will undoubtedly go El Explodo over Taylor and post crap like ‘Old School’ ‘A proper Ing-ur-lund manager’ and ‘Legend’… Truth is, he was the worst England manager ever… Anyone who picked Carlton Palmer for an England team has to have been a cunt…

  21. No one had Lord Snowden.Have differently seen his name appear many times over the last few pools.Think Sir Limpy picked him but he hasn`t entered this pool.

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