Baby on board stickers

Another thing which riles my shit are these cunting stupid “Baby on Board” stickers in car windows. Loosely translated it means “I’m the only woman in the world to have a child…My other half is a limp wristed hipster cunt who keeps his bollocks in my handbag and my child is the centre of the solar system and you WILL move out of the way”. Cuntish behaviour illustrated.

I put it to people like that, that I don’t give a well-rounded first wank if there’s a “Baby on Board”. What cuntish difference will that make to me? Bugger all. What’s next? “Second Cousin Thrice Removed Inbred Weirdo Shit-Slurping Mong Farrier on Board”. What a load of Generation Snowflake, Entitlement-Era mule shit.

Nominated by: TwatVarnish

106 thoughts on “Baby on board stickers

  1. With regard to pubic creations I remember Jackass cobbled together a beard for Erhen to do Jihadi Terrorist sketch made out of all their curly clippings unbeknown to him. It transpired that one of the contributors had brought crabs to the party. When they owned up and showed him a video of the jape he was compelled to ask if the use of real pubes was absolutely necessary. When they mentioned the crabs it was technicolour upchuck time. Fucking hilarious, well worth a look to those who don’t seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03hNtdzNl8

  2. Not sure the use of rear window stickers is totally negative… Could be a major market in “I’ve been to Syria” stickers fitted with a transponder… Not sure the RAF is up to the contract as most of their adverts feature joining up to air freight aid to people who want to kill us .. but I think Russian Frontal Aviation would be up for it, plus they still use Cluster Munitions… Happy Days. Or N’Dravya as they say in Tartus… Cheers Lads

  3. Misbehaving kids need a fucking smack end of.All this mollycoddling is systematically wrecking our civilization.Before I went to University I used to fear getting cancer more than anything but now I fear being left with the millennial generation after the baby boomers and Generation X`ers die out! more than anything!

  4. Charlotte Church is a cunt…
    The tuneless snowflake hypocrite rugby team shagger gobshite is at it again..
    Church claims she was invited to sing at President Trump’s inauguration ceremony, and she declined by saying ‘I think you’re a a tyrant! Bye!’

    Church’s ‘invitation’ is from the same place as Lily Mong’s ‘racist taxi driver’: from the imagination of some bullshitting celebrity bubbleheaded attention seking cunt who just wants to up their own publicity and their status in the snowflake food chain… Cunt…

    • I hear some of the shite Charlotte Church comes out with and i think , yeah, I’d still love to root that.

    • Here here!!

      Recon they’re talking bollocks though.

      If these lefty snowflakes are to be believed, everyone on the planet that has ever released a record has been invited to play!
      …but they all made a stand because supporting the most powerful man on the planet is “against their principals”.

      Good luck to ya then.

      Lucky you can sing coz you wouldn’t last 2 minutes in business!

    • Stupid warbling cunt. She just can’t keep her beak out of it can she.
      Fucking liar as well. Why would Trump ask a cunt like that anyway. Her and Lily mong need to get a grip and decide to fuck off.
      Do us all a favour you pair of turds and piss off.

  5. Rush fans are cunts….
    Nothing really against Rush the band, but their fans are the most pompous, humourless, and up themselves cunts… If any drummer is praised online: whether it’s Bonham, Baker, MItchell, Moon, Reni or Ringo, these insufferable cunts take offence and squeal ‘What about Neil Peart from Rush?!’ ‘Peart is better than suchabody will ever be!’ ‘Polls say that Peart is the best!’ and other such shite… It isn’t a pissing contest, for fuck’s sake.. Like it’s a crime to like any other rock drummer than the bloke from Rush… He probably is a good drummer, but these cunts need to get a life and their heads out of their arses…. Rush fans: the rock music version of Harry Potter fancunts…

    • To be fair, Peart is a fucking ace drummer and a proper student of drumming excellence. That said, having been to a couple of Rush concerts and rubbed shoulders with the adoring masses, there is a high degree of snobbery when it comes to how their heroes are perceived. Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson are also extremely good musicians, but as you rightly say Norm, it’s not a pissing contest. It’s extremely difficult and rather pointless trying to rank musicians down the years. Except for Killing Joke who are the best band ever, so there. 🙂

    • I haven’t met many Rush fans, but when i have I’ve always been amazed at how fanatical they are.
      Rush are shite.

      Drummers.
      I always feel kinda sorry for the drummer in Travis. I know he’s made money and traveling the globe, but when he started out, i bet he thought he was going to ROCK.
      Even after the first album he thought he was going to ROCK.
      And the Fran Healey put paid to that.

      • Always thought Oasis were rotten to Tony Mac… Decent lad, good drummer… Alan White was OK too, but it was nothing Tony couldn’t have done himself… Best drummer Oasis had though was Zak Starkey… Better than his dad….

      • Chris Sharrock for me, even though he was in the La’s , even though he was in Blobbie Walliams band.

        When i typed sharrock, the spell check put ” Shattuck” what or who the fuck is Shattuck ?

        Just googled it. Its an Episcopal affiliated boarding school in America.

        Fuck being sent to Shattuck.
        It sounds dirty and scary.

      • I’m a Rush fan but not a blind fanboy and a cunt obviously but I agree Peart idol worshipping can get past the point of comfortable. These delusional cunts saying “BEST DRUMMY EVAR” Its the same with John Bonham, Bill Bruford, Ginger Baker or whoever.

        To give credit to Neil Peart not only is he a amazing brilliant drummer but a great songwriter thats pretty rare for a drummer to write so many songs, to lead the band like that. So technically thats why he is so admired but I agree his fans are obsessive nitwits who can’t be reasoned with

  6. I’d like to give a polished cunting to these morbidly obese cunts in mobility scooters/lard wagons who claim that they’re “disabled” and demand that society should fund them. Disabled my lime scented arse. It’s not a genuine disability you whaleshaming fucks. You weren’t born obese. It’s a Williams trailer full of fucking pies and cakes. They cruise around the instore bakery like sharks circling a dying whale.

    I’m minding my own business, quietly going about my daily and trying to get my shopping done and get the fuck out of there and go home, and these mobile Sumo wrestlers tear-arse down the paths and nearly knock me into the cunt road. Disabled my cock. Anything that’s self-inflicted doesn’t get my sympathy and it’s an insult to people who are genuinely disabled and/or have illnesses they never asked for. Trying to help someone who won’t be helped is like going clay shooting with a piano. Pointless.

    “It’s because they’ve had a tough life” come the comments and replies from teddy-huggers monthly, libtard unicornland and SJW dying swan devotees. What a crock of express shit. My life hasn’t turned out the way I would have liked in a lot of ways, but I don’t sit there and drink Mazola and spoon-feed myself axle grease like it’s going out of fashion. My piss levels get steamed when I and many others work their balls out to support idle feckless oil slurpers like this…and their sausage-roll habit. My piss evaporates before me. Sweet Christ just no.

    • OMG! So many brilliant one liners in this post, TV. Thanks for the laughs. I’m going with “my lime scented arse” as my favourite. Cheers – I.Y.

    • Fat cunts should be cunted remorselessly. Always someone else’s fault, lack of potty training or whatever.
      No you cunts, it’s down to you. Stop stuffing your fat face with lard and try walking even 10 yards and you may find some improvement in your health.
      But no, put your hand out for a mobility scooter and sympathy. Well none of that here you greedy bastards.

      • Yep, I have to agree. The thing that always runs through my twisted mind when I see a very seriously massively large obese lardarse is…..why did you not think that was a problem when you were half that size?

        I, like many I’m sure, put on a few over the festive period and I’m now in a state of self loathing because my fucking jeans are tight. That said, with all this evolving going on over millions of years, you’d think the human body would let you eat pizza and burgers as often as you’d like and still have a physique like Ronaldo.

      • Only exercise the fat cunts ever had was walking to the chippy, now they just chuck a flabby arse cheek either side of the reinforced seat of their wobble trolley, spark up a fag, and off they go. Every now and then, I wonder if I could push one over, like cow tipping.

      • I eat veggie burgers and pizza all the time.
        Had a quorn chicken pizza tonight, and I’ve got a physique like Ronaldo.

        If i try hard enough i might get one similar to Cristiano ronaldo.

      • Talking of fat cunts that fat cunt Corden is in an irritating advert where him and a dopey mate are driving looking for somewhere to stuff his fat face and I looks up and says to the missus ” how is that fat fucker so popular in America ” and she come back with the classic line ” it’s probably because he’s shaped like an American ” fucking hell I laughed

    • You mean these rappers aren’t the well mannered gentleman that they claim to be?…. SHOCKING! Its as if the corporate music industry knows rappers are dangerous shitbags but only care bout the money they generate strange stuff

      Dindu’s gonna Dindu what do you except? and yeah if the individual was white no doubt it would be a international headline

  7. Lets all agree rap is shite, i would of said crap but that would’ve been a verse.
    The thing I’ve always hated most about rap is
    Uh, yeah
    Uhuh yeah, yeah
    Uh yeah
    Uhuh yeah, yeah

    That could be a whole verse in a rap song.
    Thirty plus years and counting.
    Stop it, just stop it.

  8. In 2009 in the smoke I was on the tube between White City and Euston station (I think). As this tube turned out to be a bus replacement I managed to be stood right at the front (i.e. face mushed into the windscreen because a bus intended for 60 people was carrying 160) when I noticed one of these cunt on board stickers on a pokey City Rover car.

    As the traffic was at its usual less than walking pace, I had opportunity to clock the inhabitants of this vehicle and (stereotypical or not) the driver of this tin can was a fugly jabber – and no chicken either judging by the (ample) cleavage wrinkles – and the passenger was a male, I’m guessing early 40’s with the stature of an emaciated Ronny Corbett.

    The sign read as follows: WE’RE EXPECTING!

    Sometimes there is a little too much information in the world (he sudders).

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