The Daily Express

The Daily Express needs a cunting. Like most of the ‘media’ today, it’s pretty shite. Whoever does the admin for its website has always been a sensitive little soul, they’ve had an annoying habit of disabling the comments section for stories they think they won’t like the comments to. It’s usually been stories about the adherents of the religion of paedophilia and terrorism.

However, in the past week or so, the admin team seem to have had some kind of collective mental breakdown, and they’re currently disabling the comments for an increasing number of stories, usually related to the EU, Brexit, muslims and anything else they feel like. Today alone, I counted 12 disabled comments sections, and that was before I gave up and went elsewhere. It’s looks like they’re heading for a blanket ban on comments, which would be a shame. If the government announced it was banning the press from reporting on certain things, the Express would be among the loudest of those crying foul. Which it somewhat puzzling as why they would choose to stop people from having their say.

Anyway, fuck you Daily Express. You freedom of speech hating cock suckers.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

33 thoughts on “The Daily Express

  1. I’m afraid I’m going to have to nominate Muslims once again. And the authorities actually. On Wednesday, about 1,000 of the vile cunts gathered outside the Syrian Embassy. They loudly chanted “Allahu Akbar” which as we all know translates as “Our God fucks goats”. Led by CAGE, the pro-terrorist Muslim pressure group, they also called for the establishment of a Global Caliphate, by war if necessary. And what did plod do about this outright threat to democracy and our way of life? FUCK ALL!

    As usual, plod and the ‘authorities’ stood idly by and allowed these openly anti-British, anti-Western, ant-Freedom, in fact, anti-EVERYTHING that isn’t Islamic to stand there, and get away with it. And then left wing fuckwits wonder why groups like Britain First and the EDL exist. Speaking of which, if either of these groups had staged a demonstration, calling for the immediate deportation of all Muslims in the UK, you can guarantee that plod would either have gone in and broken heads and tasered the fuck out of everyone, or they would have stood by and allowed the so called “Anti-Fascist” groups, like UAF go in and do their dirty work for them.

    This is actually quite worrying. It was an enormous demonstration, and it makes me wonder how many more of these fuckers didn’t turn up? Because you guarantee that those one thousand Muslims were just the tip of a humungous iceberg. They were just the ones we could see. You can bet that there will far, far more of these untrustworthy, duplicitous fuckers, sat at home, cheering them on.

    Muslims in the UK need to be brought to heel, right now. For too long, they’ve been allowed to get away with shit that no other group has been allowed to get away with. Paedophilia, fraud, driving offences, threats of violence if they don’t get their way, fucking SHARIA, which that cunt May actually thinks is a good thing. The fact is, Islam and it’s followers are not, have never been and never will be, a good thing for the UK. They are most violent, most subversive, disloyal, disrespectful minority group in the UK. It’s time they were told that they are no longer welcome here, and to fuck off back to the Godforsaken shiteholes they came from.

    Seriously, when was the last time a Hindu blew themselves because they hated anyone who didn’t follow Hinduism? When did a Buddhist take a machete to innocent people because they weren’t Buddhists? When did Sikhs post notes through people’s doors, as Muslims did in Gothenburg, demanding that they “Convert Or Die”? Never! That’s because they can behave themselves. They respect our country, our culture and our people, and they just want to live peacefully among us. As a result they are, for the most part respected in return. Muslims? No, they just want the rest of us to change to their way. Well FUCK THAT.

  2. These cunts always entertained me that they were always up for for sending some poor twat off to fight some fucked up cunts idea of a good time war but needless to say wouldnt send Tarquin or Melissa , their own weird selfie generation snowflake cunts currently on gap year… I do hope the monsters come and eat them….Semper Fi Cunts.

  3. The only reason to comment on an MSM site is to wind a few snowflakes up into a frenzy. The BBC etc open comments up and encourage the sheep cheer for the narrative and call anyone posting a differing opinion racist, Nazi, xenophobe or what ever label they think sticks. They will leave the odd poorly constructed opposing rant on view just to prove they are the sane voice and only nutters disagree.

    As ever more people wake up and question the shit fed to us daily by all forms of media the comments sections of these establishment whores find more and more well thought out and researched comments based in fact countering their narrative. When it comes to immigration, multiculturalism and all the other projects the last thing they can afford is factual well argued counter arguments and risk even more of the sheep waking up.

    More and more MSM outlets are abandoning comments sections and the establishment seeks ever greater control of the internet with ever broader definition of “hate speech”, we are approaching the point when voicing an opinion that isn’t sanctioned by the snowflake media will be defined as hate speech.

  4. Nice cunting QD. Most media sites will not except me comments – marked man what – so know how you feel. Fuck ’em.

  5. The Express is the cold turd of newspapers, a dead stinking piece of effluent that need to be burnt to the ground , a cunt of a proprietor and the braindead remnants of rotting staff . Not fit to wipe a dogs arse with.
    No one with any sense of pride would admit to working on the Express, needs fucking with a wrecking ball, makes the Mail on line actually look like a newspaper ,which is an achievement.
    I fart in it’s general direction.

  6. Came on here for a quick cunters fix but sadly… Nil on the tragi comedy in Aleppo. Forgive me for the cunt I am, but do I detect a thread in the accepted coverage of bbc/sky et al… all a bit deja vu from the coverage that gave you the “arab spring”… before it turned to vomit of course.
    The given narrative is the evil madman Assad and the Dark Lord Putin are crushing the cheerful and much-loved in the land of Sham “rebels”, who are apparently the same type of get up and go disney type guys seen in star wars headfuck circa 1977.. although strangely not a lot of detail about who they are or what they believe in.
    Well thats odd , as I and the bbc etc all know this bunch of psycho freaks are in fact JF, aka “the army of conquest” ( spoiler: the name is a give away here as to the mentality ) . They’re a cover group for , amongst others, Al-Nusra, fucked in the head step brother of Da’Esh / ISIS.
    The reason they’re so reluctant to leave Aleppo is they use it as cover , The reason the locals dont leave is they cant. Because JF likes human shields.
    And the swill of fellow travellers and corbinites and Al-bbc thinks it a really good idea we declare a no fly zone and put boots on the ground to “do something”. Good idea, I’ve been involved in various enterprises of a similar nature and they always end well dont they. Cunts,
    Idea though: The liberal party and the bbc can raise a volunteer Cunts legion, bit like the spanish civil war, to go out and resist Assad… all the selfie loving Snowflake cunts at loughborough Uni or wherever will flock to join of course… should this fantasy occur would be entertaining to see the aftermath of their first encounter with an SU 25. Enjoy

    • Yes totally agree.
      I’ve noticed this too and it fucking perplexes me.

      It tells me our govt and media are cunts need totally cleaning out.
      Put in some people who can deal with reality.

      The Arab Spring taught us that if you remove the strong dictator from an Arab country then the country goes straight to hell in a hand basket.
      This is because a Muslim will start a fight with himself while alone in an airtight room.
      There are innumerable types of Muslims and they all want to kill each other.
      Life for peacelovers is like a lifetime inside a giant thunderdome.

      So when Assad rolls into Syria and declares a couple of days ago that he has defeated the rebels, Al Beeb refer to it as Syrias darkest hour!
      This is the defeat of the rebels, (who they do think are akin to Han Solo and r2 fucking d2) but are actually isis and are the cause of the destruction of the country.

      Then Assad bows to cunts like Al Beeb in the western media by letting a few hundred of them leave Aleppo instead of rounding them up and slotting them. They let them go off to the next city to join their head chopping peace loving mates.
      Ready for the next battle.
      Whereby they will kill civilians, govt and Russian troops.

      In my book, the more peacelovers you terminate, the less cancer there is to spread.

      The place looks like Stalingrad and you can bet the Russians didn’t do the Jerrys any favours there in order to get decent copy from the BBC.

      • I had to laugh when a Sky news reporter finished his piece with the words “Only then, we will discover who finally wins the battle for Aleppo.”
        What a prize, several dozens square miles of rubble.
        The only winners here are the Polish brickies massing on the city limits.
        Fuck Syria, fuck Aleppo it’s not our beef.
        Ewan McGregor can sort it….

    • Sky have been referring to the rebels (ie jihadist nutjobs) as the defenders of Alleppo. Well they certainly haven’t been defending property because the the place has been bombed to fuck.

      • If they’ve been defending Aleppo like Sky claim, then they’ve done a piss poor job of it. It’s pretty clear that all the trained soldiers were killed at least a couple of years ago, and now they just have a bunch of trigger happy camel shaggers who think possession of an AK makes them hard. We should be sending back all the young male Syrians. It’s their fucking country, let them motherfuckers fight for it.

  7. And their Lady Di obsession – nearly twenty years after her demise – is as weird as fuck…
    The Express are cunts…

    • That and the hysterical weather stories.

      How long before they forecast the next 100 day blizzard that’s set to BATTER BRITAIN.

  8. The fact that they still have that vacuous Spencer tart on their front page shows you everything you need to know about the Express.

  9. Christmas TV needs a new cunting…
    Absolutely nothing worth watching this year…There’ll be Mrs Brown’s Dead Horse Flogged, the usual rape, murder, misery and extra-marital ‘revelations’ in NeverEnders and Corrie… Jools Holland and his cast of twats at the Cuntenanny, a Strictly Cunt Dancing Special, some dizzy slag presenting a Top Of The Pops with no bands on it, the poofter and feminazi fest that is Sherlock, That Nadiya cunt making some Christmas cake when she doesn’t even celebrate it, And the fly on top of this year’s Yuletide dogturd… Doctor Who featuring an American super-hero type and token BBC poove royalty (and cunt), Matt Lucas… Pass the fucking sickbag….

    • The only one of those I ever watch is the Holland’s show. Like a lot of guests though, I only watch it drunk. It’s slightly more bearable if you’re pissed. Won’t be watching Shitelock, Freeman and tax dodging missus are in it, and I make it point never to watch anything that has dicks in it, but isn’t straight porn. Which is why the Doctor Who I’ll be watching will 70’s/80’s era episodes. Moffatt has completely fucked the modern version with his pro-homosexual and, since he introduced the concept of male Timelords regenerating into female Timeladies, his pro-tranny agenda.

    • Don’t worry, all is saved! BBC4 have a 2hr stand up slot of Dawn French on New Year’s Eve 9pm called “30 Million Minutes”.

      Apparently the thirty million minutes refers to the number of minutes she has been alive, personally I reckon that it refers to how long that two hour show will actually feel like should you choose to watch it.

      Don’t all thank me all at once. Your welcome.

  10. Its laudable really that the Express found a novel headline other than ” New Ice Age Arrives” or “Statins Alert”. Entertaining to see a right wing rag that conveniently wont send its Cunt Snowflake kids to fight . Hypocritical Cunts some might say….

  11. I was conned by one of these rags into collecting vouchers that supposedly entitled me to claim a fifty percent discount at an Irish bistro promoting their new seven course menu.

    Wasn’t expecting six pints and a potato…..

  12. Theresa Griffin (Labour MP), Emily Thorberry (Fat Cunt. Though not quite as fat as Diane “SALAD? I DON’T FUCKING EAT SALAD”! Abbot) and Caroline Lucas (Loopy, Lefty, Green fucker). They all need a cunting for suggesting that the UK waste money, and very expensive technology by using RAF drones to drop aid to Syrian refugees. Where, the actual fuck, do these dick lickers come from? An RAF drone, is a weapon. The only thing it drops, is death, from a great height. Usually in the form of bombs, missile and smart, precision ordnance. They are not in anyway capable of dropping shit like tents, food, water medical supplies or any other type of aid. They exist simply to kill. Unsurprisingly, they’re very good at it. I know, because I’ve seen them vaporise large numbers of Taliban with a single missile.

    Andrew Neil gave Griffin a mauling today for suggesting that we use “cargo drones” to deliver this aid. She was undeterred when Neil pointed out that, (1) The skies over the part of Syria she and her two loopy mates want aid dropped to, are entirely controlled by the Russian air force, and we’re not, currently, on the best of terms, and (2) there is no such actual thing as a fucking cargo drone. OK, Amazon are currently experimenting, but would you trust those fuckers? A human Amazon employee couldn’t deliver the last DVD I ordered to the correct address. What chance does a drone have?

    According to Griffin, it’s the EU’s responsibility to build the cargo drones she’s so obsessed with. That would take several tens of millions of Euros in research and development, and at least two years. And that’s just to see if it’s viable. Assuming it is, there’s going to be a design phase, followed by the building of a prototype. Then they have to test said prototype, iron out any bugs and carry out design alterations, which would probably take another couple of years. Let’s say three years for that, it rounds it up to five years so far.

    Ah, wait, now I’ve seen a problem. We’re already five years into the project to build Griffin’s cargo drones. The fucking war could be over by then. Or the world could be a radioactive cinder after the Third World War. I think we’re all beginning to see how bat shit fucking crazy Griffin, Thornberry and Lucas’s suggestion actually is.

    Do you know what I’d like? I’d like a fleet of drones whose sole purpose is to pick up lefties, carry them off the planet, and dump them on Mercury. Earth would then be a safer place.

    • Do these fuckwits realise how much climate changing emissions these drones emit? Fucking typical, have not the vast numbers of Syrians had enough shit dropped on them without British mp’s causing them more suffering by speeding up the change to whats left of their climate. Fucking bastards, leave them alone I say after all it is the season of goodwill. Another thought just struck me; why don’t these super empathic lords and ladies, masters of giving (other peoples money) messiahs of compassion and so forth fuck off to Syria and do something to help instead of making out it’s my fucking problem, it’s not, fuck you!! and the bikes you rode in on.

    • Yeah but it sounds good as they virtue signal to their entitled snowflake demographic

      Never let facts or practicality get in the way of a flippant remark which sounds like it should work but without realising that the payload characteristics of a cruise missile is different to that of a tent

      • Why the fuck can they not just take the bomb off the drone, go and land it in Aleppo, have a loudspeaker on it and announce to peacelovers in burkhas to climb on the back like the kid did in Petes dragon and then it could take off and fly back here with them on.

        Why don’t we just send thousands of them to do that?

      • Well we could do that but the Health & Safety Executive have blocked the idea based on concerns over the seat belt situation.

        I was sweating bullets last night wrapping Xmas stuff for fear of getting a paper cut and then going to work next week in case the HSE Stasi representative clocks it and makes me fill out a 6 page non-liability document…in triplicate.

      • I think virtue signalling by Cunting snowflakes is great… I like the idea that some of the more naif element might go over to support the global jihad only to be vapourised by a guy from Rostov…. I particularly like when they go over then bottle out and scream to come “home” wherever that is … sounds like a good chance to kill. sorry . neutralise them… but then again I’m old school…. Silly Old Cunt

    • Considering the current big EU development project, Gallileo, is already 5 years late and so far only managed 17 of the proposed 30 satellites…

      Thats 17 years to build and launch some satellites, the €4.4billion original budget blown some years ago and now approaching €11 billion, I really don’t the the precious EU is going to able to help in Aleppo this century.

      Typical socialist politico cunts, ‘I demand something must be done and you must pay’.

  13. I enjoy trolling the Daily Mail because the comments section is very active and is (usually) lightly moderated, but I never bother with the Daily Express because the admins are very touchy and quite skittish.

    Plus the Daily Express is shite. Even more than the Daily Mail. And the Daily Mail is shite.

    • You’re right on that. And it takes some doing to be more shite than the DM. Speaking of which, I notice there were a lot of armchair judges giving their learned opinion of the Marine A case. It annoys me that shithouses who’ve never seen combat think they’re qualified to sit in judgement of him. They’re not. Neither am I for that matter, and I HAVE seen combat.

    • I got banned from the Daily Mail comments for suggesting they receive vast sums of money (payola) from the music and entertainment business to print all that shite celebrity non news and for being in the pocket of the security services. After all whom exactly is their source for all those ISIS videos?

  14. The last time I had the Express paper, it came in very handy after I drank some alcoholic ginger wine and I ran out of shite role so the Express was the next best thing, not as soft as the Sun newspaper though off when I got the shats off eating mother’s heated up chicken stew.

  15. Yes the Express are Great at having good ideas about foreign policy… Take a look at tomorrows Chip Shop Wrapper and you can sign up for a futile cause in some medieval shit hole. Its all worthwhile though because when you come home in a box the public see you as a victim … Makes You Proud Etc. No it doesnt. It makes me Angry. Fucked in the Head Cunt Nation.

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