Scarlett Moffat is a fucking cunt…
First seen on this Gogglebox shite, this media whore par excellence is now on that ‘I’m A Celebrity’ bollocks…. Not to mention being all over the papers with her ‘I was a fat cunt! But now I’m a thin cunt!’ bullshit…
This silly bitch is described as ‘Gogglebox Star’ when in actual fact she’s good at fuck all, is ugly as fuck, and is a total cunt…
Nominated by: Norman
Tits like spaniels ears too. This is the age of the ‘non-celebrity’, where anyone who is on the TV for more than 10 seconds can claim their right to snuffle in the the trough of media interest, until Joe Public loses interest, normally about 5 months after the ‘celeb’ has first come to light. Unless of course, a ‘lost or stolen’ sex video appears, that shows her being done up the arse whilst squealing like a pig, and then she’ll be able to squeeze another 2 months out of it, before appearing on some shit day-time TV show for one episode and then disappearing out of existence.
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Fuck me, knee ticklers and she can only be 20 or summat!
Maybe when she went on the diet they deflated?
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Don’t know anything about her apart from she seems happy all the time.
Fair play to her.
If I were her father, l’d get a paternity test done, coz she looks a lot like David Essex…….
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Having actually won the Celebrity cuntfest, she announced that her aim was to buy new tits and a caravan.
Lofty ambitions or what…?
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Have just googled “Scarlett moffatt topless”.
Why did she go on a diet ?
She was hot and curvy, and they boobies weren’t the worst.
If she put some pounds back on, she might find she has a new stalker.
Fuck yeah i would, and though some on here wont admit it , I’m sure I’m not alone……….
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Shes also a shade or two darker then usual ,longterm suntanning should be banned it harms the skin and damages skin tone Shes not far from looking like that snooki slapper from jersey whore
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Snooki is a horrible little cunt , butt i would love to root it , and leave her in a sticky mess.
While we’re in the shore road, Holly Hagan was dynamite before the weight loss.
Tic as shite, but dynamite…….
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Last week, I watched some dodgy programme on channel 5 called “bad tv of th 90s”. It was a bit shit, but had some memorable stuff on it. However, last night it was bad to of the 2000s. I gave up watching it, because it was all shit that I wouldn’t have watched when it was on. It was either shit ‘reality’ shows or shit ‘celebrities’ shows. The only thing I found entertaining on it was little Leo Sayer storming off sleb big brother for not washing his little pants for him, and he was screaming FUCK OFF! to these burly security types trying to persuade him to return. The rest of it just screamed TV died in 1999……
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Now she DOES look like Fred West.
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Moffat would be fucking shit in a scat movie,Shes a cunt.
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I hate googles and I hate googlebox scarlett eh? great name for a whore, cunts sure know how to pick baby names these days
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I nominate- ‘selfless’ santa letters posted to Facebook by cunty parents
‘Santa, please give all my toys to someone less fortunate’. Fuck off you absolute cunt fuckers. What you are basically saying is your little darling is fucking perfect because you are a perfect fucking parent, when in fact you are an attention seeking cunt of the highest order, forcing your unfortunate off spring to write this shit in order to invite such sycophantic horseshit as, “you must be so proud of him hun’, and, “that brought a tear to my eye Hun”. Well ‘hun’ I’d like to see the little bastards reaction when they get fuck all Christmas morning because their parents are Christmas Cunts.
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Have I just been a stupid cunt and posted this in the wrong place? I’m sure someone will tell me I’m being a thick cunt.
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You’re a thick cunt.
But no, you’ve not. Perhaps there should be a dedicated place for new cuntings to be reviewed?
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“We bought you a signal little Johnny.”
“Cor great Mum and did I get the train set to go with it?”
“What on earth are you talking about Johnny? What ‘train set’?”
“To go with my signal, a railway signal soooooooo…..am I getting a train set?”
“Oh how dear and intelligent of you. No I’m afraid it was a virtue signal we got for you and it’s trending nicely on CuntBook. Aren’t you lucky!”
“But Tommy Peters is getting an Xbox with 4 games.”
“Yes well Tommy Peters’ Mummy and Daddy work in factories and think that the vulgar buying for their children is the same as loving them. Well you can’t buy love with money Johnny!”
“No, but you can buy a fucking Xbox with it you cunt!”
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I havent witnessed this obvious form of virtue signalling but I will look out for the cunts.
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Check these amazing pictures out. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/im-celebs-scarlett-moffatt-relaxes-9276037.amp
Anyone who says they wouldn’t dump the missus for this is lying.
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I probably would fuck her if it was 3am and she was hanging around the Kebab stand I had ran out of options. Would wear a couple though wouldn’t want any offspring from it.
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If I didn’t have any rubbers I’d give her one up the ass.
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I’m sure she’d be classed as “cute, chubby” on xhamster.
Anybody else having problems with xhamster ?
The page goes blurry after a few seconds. Also, Spankbang, the cunts have changed it so you have to be a member to download.
Also, Xvideos and Pornhub are taking longer to download.
I’ll be back up the park woods again if this don’t get sorted out……
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Got pissed off with xhamster, far to much buffering. Nothing worse than the annoying wheel of slowness when I’m trying to smash one off. A remote VPN helped speed things up nicely.
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To much wanking does lead to blindness – the blurry effect could be the first sign.
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Nah, it’s not that, i got prescription bifocals a year and a half a go to fix that problem.
Maybe they’re steaming up………
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I asked my optician if I needed stronger glasses. She said it would cheaper If I cut down on the wanking.
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Ummm no, I really wouldn’t. I’m lucky in that my missus is far fitter than that slack titted tart.
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That is one horrific munter. Greenpeace wouldn’t even push the cunt back out to sea, saying it would traumatise the other ocean-going creatures.
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Christ, she is so fat! If that thing went swimming in the sea the American marines would turn up and plant a flag on it.
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I wouldn’t trust the US military to complete an operation even as simple as sticking a post in a fat bird.
Their special forces don’t look that special to me.
Take that Bin Laden malarkey for starters.
Spent years and billions looking for the cunt.
Scouring the whole region, mountains, cave systems etc. And where was the cunt all that time?…….at home.
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In other news…..Irish special forces have stormed Dublin zoo and rescued all the ostriches…..
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Having dealt with the US military on multiple occasions over the years I can confirm you are correct in your assessment. The airforce seem to be reasonably acute, army and navy less so, and the Marines are as dumb as a bunch of blind, deaf, legless chimps. The vast majority of these fuckwhits chew tobacco and gob the slimy shit all over the shop, some even leaving it in cups, the dirty cunts. I had the misfortune of hosting
a group of usmc once and they had a similar amount of computing power and a bag of tangerines. Oxygen thieves to a man.
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Yeah good ole USA got Bin Laden in the end and they have the pics to prove it……oh wait!
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assuming they could beat the chinese to it
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‘Amazing pictures’ …..fuck me mate, you need to get to SpecSavers !!!
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For the record I was being sarcastic. This is much fitter.
http://1000uglypeople.com/ugly-chicks-2/chilling-out-by-the-pool-some-really-ugly-chicks/#main
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Fucking hell I didn’t mean that pic of my mrs to get on the web………
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I can’t understand what’s the matter with you lily-livered bunch,I like a bit of meat on the bone. I’d happily let her sit on my face,I’d imagine that her saddlebags would be as meaty as the rest of her and rest nicely straddling my chin.
I remember one oversized barrel who kept urging me to rip her G-string off… I couldn’t even see it,never mind find it.,it had disappeared into the various rolls of fat. What a woman,already greased up from her diet of burgers and bacon she needed little in the way of stimulation,and had a throat capable of taking a salami. Excellent woman,went like a steamtrain,no wearing her out…I like porkers,there’s no denying it.
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Check out April Flores…………
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Fuck me, she looks like Jabba the Slut, wouldn’t touch that with yours. Didn’t realise they made bikinis out of Kevlar.
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She is the modern celebrity, a talentless cunt. Unfortunately these days the stupid public who have been brainwashed by endless I’m a cunt get me in there and X factor etc ‘fall in love’ with these cunts. Then some cunt agency phones her up, you are the talk of the country and all that bollocks, then before you know it she made a million, is in Heat magazine every week and is then forgotten and we await the next ‘darling’ of the nation. This country is fucking shit, there’s probably more culture in the Antarctic. Fucking ell man.
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I read a cunter say something about thinning the herd of people the other day and it’s true. I might martyr myself and go and catch Ebola and then hang around all the cunt magnet places like McDonald’s, and Tarquin and Jemima’s Organic deli then on to Oxford Street on Boxing Day to get some of those cunts shopping in the sales. Any more suggestions?
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Tony Blairs house for starters then maybe;
Any mosque of your choice, the MOBO awards, Christmas lights switch on ceremonies, the Olympic Games opening ceremony (bit late for that one, but if you could hang on till the next one).
The audience for strictly cunts prancing and any programme of that ilk and maybe Syria, Iraq, Iran and Saudi Arabia and the EU headquarters (all of them).
Just too many to get them all down in writing…
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Fucking ell, there’s too many cunts. I would die before I got them all, I would have to prioritise: Tony Blair and then that cunt Gideon Osbourne.
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Indeed, but make sure you smooch Blairs odious wife before departing to Gideons (if you can bear that thought). Yes, it will give you nightmares but the ebola fever will cheer you up a bit.
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FIFA HQ as well please……
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Car boot sales and jumble sales seem to attract large numbers of antisocial cunts also certain musical theatre productions – the fucking Lion King or Mamma Mia for starters
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Breaking news ,I have arrested my wife house police ie,Me made the arrest early today,Empty packet of walkers found cheese and onion flavour ,My daughter was also under suspicion but had an alibi,Wife has been found guilty and fined 5.00pounds,In her defence she said she bought them by mistake,It will not happen again.
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Take the lash to her Sir, she will thank you for it
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Aye, all this ‘women’s equality’ shit is a pain in the arse. Good old days, when they knew their place, which was in the kitchen or in the bedroom. And they…..fuck me, the missus is home, gotta go!!
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Was it Dennis Thatcher that replied when asked who wears the trousers in his house “I do, but I also wash and press them”
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Thank you Andy took your advice,I got a crack.
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I see A A Gill has shuffled off, can’t remember who had him in the dead pool.
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I did but I dropped the cunt this time round!
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Ooh bad luck Shaun, you just can’t trust any fucker nowadays.
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Also I don’t mind a bit of meat on bones, a bit of a bugger though if they are built like whales, like trying to fuck while surfing the waves.
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i would like to cunt ‘designer handbags’ or to be more precise the feckin idiots who buy em. what sort of numbskull spends £10,000 on a bag? but wait ! there’s now a new twist. not got a spare £10,000 ? fear not. you can now rent a bag!! you can rent a bag for the very reasonable sum of £179 a month! i kid you not. and the feckin airheads are actually doing it. stoopid stoopid twats.
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I have to admit, I’ve got no fucking clue who she is, but it’s true that we’re now in the era of the non-entity slebrity. TV these days has gone so far down to the bottom of the shitpool, that any old bucket of toss can be seen as the next big thing, mainly because the younger sheeple don’t even care about decent programming anymore. Usually raised on a diet of BeniTwat and The Only Way Is Cunt.
Another thing which made me laugh are these so-called “Social Media Stars”. It’s fucking laughable how these “Facebook Stars” are given attention just because they film their adult-child antics, ie act like a total cunt and get famous for about three days before fading from memory. Way too much of a disposable non-culture these days, and it’s a steaming delivered basket of giraffe shit.
Talent isn’t required in today’s fucked up world. All that’s needed is to act like a knob. It pays to be a cunt in TV slebland these days. What in the crap went wrong?
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Someone “famous” for watching the telly is now “famous” for being on the telly.
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TV is dead. This sort of shit is now the norm. Unfortunately any programmes with any real entertainment or educational value are seen as boring by the yoof so don’t get made.
Something they can look at and forget in two seconds is what they want.
Cunts.
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I quite enjoy the animal channel seriously nothing beats watching bear cubs go scrambling for food and their misadventures. I was watching these bears rip apart a beehive only they get stung by a hundred bees in the face but they still end up going for the honey
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I saw her autobiography for sale in WH Smiths,for fucks sake I’ve got clothes older than this cunt! Speaking of celebrity cunts I just had the great misfortune to see the line up of cunts on Jonathan Ross’s chat show – David Shifty Eyed Weirdo Cunt Walliams, Miranda Unfunny Overly Large Cunt, Paul Scouse Cunt Hollywood etc – Christ, can’t someone seal the place up?
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Seen one fame hungry Geordie slag, seen ’em all…
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