Dead Pool [46]

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who correctly predicted the expiry of the ultimate cougar, Zsa Zsa Gabor, who has expired peacefully at the ripe old age of 99. A sexy lady all her life and a shame she didn’t make the magic ton.

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 46…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it so Dioclese is sticking with his five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne. Gotta get lucky soon!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [46]

  1. Peter Sallis
    Tony Booth
    Reverend Billy Graham
    Clare Hollingworth
    King Michael of Romania

    • Was tempted to do a Man United managers special: and also include Wilf McGuinness, Big Ron and Fergie along with the Doc and O’ Farrell..

  2. 1. Chuck Berry
    2. John Noakes
    3. Stephen Hawking
    4. Peter Starstedt
    5. Juan Carlos I of Spain

  3. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Same usual still alive annoying cunts please.

    • Cheggers had an annoying sister too… Janice Long was on a TOTP repeat the other day… Irritating cunt she was… Must run in the family… Mind you, they are Scousers…

  4. Well done Shaun
    Sir Lenny (fucking) Henry
    Dawn (Lard Ass) French
    Benderdick Cunterpatch (Still hopeful)
    Richard Cuntis
    Michael sheen. Who has gone from being quite an average actor to toatal cunt this week. another luvvie who thinks he has the right to criticise the masses.

  5. Nice one Shaun, this time around for me;

    Dobri Dobrev
    George P Schultz
    Mary Wilson
    Clifton James
    Richard Baker

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow and Richard Baker the newsreader/broadcaster.

  6. Jill Gascoigne
    Jake LaMotta
    Terry Jones
    Debbie Rowe
    Malcolm Young

    C’mon Santa, I’ll leave you a sherry
    Just as long as I’ve got someone to bury.

  7. Overcome by the spirit orf Christmas I give you gratis Ralph Clarke 101, just banged up for a thirteen stretch (unlucky for some) on nonce watch at Her Majesty’s for a lifetime orf paedophilia. If you last until Christmas Day may your arse hole grow ever bigger.

  8. Helmut Kohl
    John Le Carre
    Barry Humphreys
    Norman Foster
    Ennio Morricone (who I don’t consider a cunt)

    • Recall his name a while back. Don’t think he’s current – if you know what I mean. Usual bottom orf the barrel talking heads spouting platitudes.

      • Liked a bit of Quo when I was younger… the Piledriver album being their peak…. Lost it after ‘Whatever You Want’ and went Creme Brulee in the 80s, but they always had a sense of humour… Something lacking in the up their own arse bands of today…

        Quo on Cannon & Ball… I remember watching this:

    • Yeah I know he’s hardly that technically advanced as a guitar player Status Quo got quite formulamatic after piledriver but so did the stones after IORR

      Early Quo was good and Two Dog Head is my favorite of theirs

  9. Mr BlobbyBlobby had George Michael .In the pool at least.Whether he had him in the other sense who knows.

    • Wake me up before you blow, blow me 🙂
      Wow kinda surprised he kicked it at 53 still kinda young no?, I would have bagged him had I known that he was close to death

    • Well, that was certainly his Last Christmas!

      Would be good if more celebs croaked in ironic circumstances rather like good old Bernard Matthews shuffling off on Thanksgiving back in 2010.

          • Heard from a few people that as a bloke he actually wasn’t a cunt… My cousin had her pic taken with George at Heathrow around 88 (before all that selfie shite), and she says he was sound as a pound… She saw Madonna there six months later, and said that the Material Slag was a complete turd to everyone in the entire airport…

            Typical BBC though… Instead of paying tribute to him as a singer or as a nice bloke, they got some Grauniad poove on BBC News going on and on about how George was gay and that he was great because he was gay… PC obsessed cunts.. I don’t recall a half hour long load of bullshit praising the late Rick Parfitt for not being gay… But a poofter passes on and it’s griefjacker gayness…

            And the BBC don’t put on one of Michael’s many hits as a tribute, they just keep putting on that clip of him singing in the car with that unfunny fat fuck, Corden… Cunts…

          • Sky news where even worse.They had Peter Tatchell on saying it would have been better if George had come out in the 80`s.What a cunt.It was his bloody business not yours.That cunt just wants everyone to pander to his activism.I tell you what though George Michael couldn`t half laugh at himself especially after he got caught in the mens toilets.Unlike many stars he seemed to have a grounding and sense of humour and didnt play the “oh I am gay look at me look at me look at me ….homophobe” act. Apparently he was a secret philanthropist who gave away thousands to complete strangers.Nice bloke!

      • Nah – the Pool should have been re-set. Or that’ll be two I’ve missed out on due to two deaths in quick succession!

      • Oh nope BBC says she died on Xmas Eve.The day before George.Think that means you win Fred!

          • Be funny if we got a 3rd shared win I could see it happening being the holidays and what not

        • Everyone is bloody dying.I know this time o year is the peak time for deaths but still.Wonder if 2017 will be as bad for celebrity deaths.I read somewhere that the reason there is more celebrity deaths is the fact that the TV stars who made their names when TV became mainstream from the 60`s on wards are all getting long in the tooth and dropping off and that combined with the post WW2 baby boomer generation are approaching or have reached the retirement age after many have indulged in a lifetime of hedonism such as Bowie Howard Marks Rick Parfitt Lemmy George Michael etc is a recipe for a lot more deaths being reported.

          • Surely a Rolling Stone or two must drop soon?…
            My money’s on that dirty old cunt, Bill Wyman…

      • Keef isn’t invisible but he has cheated death quite a few times which of course has given him his godlike status among rockstars. Despite him only being a addict for 5-7 years he was really only a hardcore user from 69-73 by 75 he was already clean.

        So it turned out georgey boy was a heroin addict… well that actually makes more sense perhaps HIV was coming on?

          • Yep his 1st former boytoy Anselmo Feleppa died from cerebral haemorage HIV related disease but who knows what he has passed on.

            He admitted to cruising which is a dangerous way of spreading GRIDS

  10. Just seen on twitter that Liz Smith has died now too.Unfortunately for Fred George Michael went fast.Spooky was only watching the royle family episode where Nana dies.Spooky!

  11. Here is a list of famous deaths this year:
    David Bowie
    Alan Rickman
    Abe Vigoda
    Terry Wogan
    Boutros _Boutros Ghali
    George Kennedy
    Harper Lee
    Douglas Slocombe
    Frank Kelly
    George Martin
    Nancy Reagan
    Cliff Michelmore
    Paul Daniels
    Ronnie Corbett
    Denise Robertson
    Doris Roberts
    Victoria Wood
    Carla Lane
    Anton Yelchin
    Guy Hamilton
    Muhammad Ali
    Caroline Aherne
    Brian Rix
    Kenny Baker
    Alexis Arquette
    Jean Alexander
    Jimmy Perry
    Fidel Castro
    Leonard Cohen
    Andrew Sachs
    Peter Vaughan
    John Glenn
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Piers Sellers
    Rick Parfitt
    Liz Smith
    Richard Adams
    Carrie Fisher
    Debbie Reynolds

      • WTF Harambe? you included a bloody gorilla in the list?!
        @Norm Saint George Micheal isn’t listened because hes a insufferable cunt so by default he doesn’t count 🙂

        • There is too many to list all of them ha!Can`t believe I forgot Michael though!

        • Not forgetting Pete Burns of (Stone) Dead Or Alive
          and Saint Jo of Cox: Patron Saint of snowflakes…

  12. Been away as have been bereaved myself…..

    Two thousand and shitteen!…….

    WTF is going on, what beats me is, all the pretty decent cunts dying and yet all the evil, paedophile, rapist murdering cunts are still allowed to walk the earth…makes no sense.

    • You’re right, it doesn’t make sense… It never does…
      Hope you’re coping alright, Cuntybollocks…

  13. …It”s a Mr Grim……………..He”s come about the reaping………………………..Baaaaaaaaaaaaah

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