Christmas charity appeals

The cunt Ewan Mcgregor is at it again with a charity appeal. When I say at it again, his charity appeal from last year was being shown again earlier, obviously too busy to record a new one. The fucker’s net worth is 40 million, and he is asking me for money? ask your rich luvvy friends you cunt, I will never see 40 million if I lived 40 lifetimes fucker, put your own money in.

And as for the salvation army appeal for a christmas meal for a pensioner, and they want £19 for that? who the fuck is cooking it? gordon Ramsay? My whole xmas day provisions will cost less than £19 including the sufficient volumes of alchohol required to sleep through it

Nominated by: The oncoming fart

33 thoughts on “Christmas charity appeals

  1. That Oxfam lot are mithering cunts and no mistake… You give them a polite ‘No thanks’ and they still give it ‘It’ll only take a minute’… One responds with ‘I’m on my way to work, love’…
    Then it’s ‘We’ll do it very fast!’ Then they keep on coming until I finally say ‘Fuck off!’

    Don’t even go near them outside the Manchester Arndale Centre or Market Street… They are cunts….

    • I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. I’m going to make it a point to call someone a mithering cunt at the our work Christmas party.

  2. Buskers are cunts….
    Not only are 99% of them crap, they can’t sing or play, the cunts now use a CD of some other fucker’s work to make money… In Manchester and Bury there is this bloke ( a foreign cunt, there’s a surprise, eh?) who ‘plays’ the violin, but never plays it without his ‘backing track’… I knew the music instantly and note for note… It was a Mantovani album that my auntie Alice had when I was a kid… It was exactly the same fucking album… The cheeky gyppo cunt actually left his ‘patch’ for a moment while Mantovani played on and the fiddle (very apt) lay stationary…. Funny last week when some lady fronted up the cheeky cunt… Like me she knew what the music was and that it wasn’t him playing it… The w*g cunt went into righteous indignation mode squealing ‘I play! No! I play!’ But when she laid the Mantovani thing (names, title of album etc) on him it was suddenly ‘Me no speaky English! You racist!’ and all the other usual shite these Johnnies try to pull… One day he’s going to get his fiddle shoved up his arse, the thieving gyppo cunt…

    • At one of my worksites – I’m an owner-operator or a cleaning company – I found a large pile of “tipping dollars”, which are fake two dollar bills used by patrons as gratuities at a Kings Cross striptease place.
      On the high street pedestrianised shopping zone in the suburb next to where I live, and where I always go to pick up a few bits, there are several buskers. Most are awfully untalented, but live and let live … those that give anybody who doesn’t unbelt a bit of lip, I drop in a couple of “tipping dollars.”
      Cunce.

    • That set of Romanian Cunts on the corner of Corporation Street outside Marks & Spencer, a full on gypsy fucking travelling band with trumpets and all that has ‘appeared’ in the city in the last 4 or 5 months, bringing much needed musical pleasure that we did not have beforehand in the UK… A well placed delivery truck with a shape charge should neatly excise them from the fucking high street.

      Once again, why are we importing these cunts?

  3. To be honest, any charity appeal is a pain in the arse. They do seem to get even more desperate at Christmas though.

    • When you consider that our Government sends millions in foreign aid without asking any cunt if they agree with this , and then this country is expected to take masses of immigrants, house them and pay benefits or their employment drives wages down,it is taking the mick asking people to stump up yet more cash for charities especially those that do not benefit British people. I have now got complete compassion fatigue and don’t give anything to any of the cunts. Some of these charities have been going so long and made so little difference, their accounts should be subjected to a thorough audit.

      • It’s simply begging on a corporate scale and functions similar to the old pyramid system.

        The poor cunts manning the shops and phones get fuck all while the money trickles up to the top where the corporate bods who run them take their cut in the form of large salaries (it would be interesting how much the CEO’s of Oxfam, Save the Children, etc., get paid – probably £10,000 for taxation purposes with a £2mil “image” allowance like the fally-down boys in the Premier League)!

        Then the money has to be converted into food/medicines/etc., shipped over to some backwards shit-hole (where the people do desperately need that aid), where it is immediately annexed by some despotic ruler and shipped to one of their many storage facilities, which they then *sell* to their people or force them into hard labour for a meagre ration each day.

        So from a £1 donation I bet that less than half of that is translated into actual aid and I would be amazed if a fifth of that actually reaches the people for which it is intended.

        If you want to donate then donate to a charity which is based in the UK for UK projects, or even better, a cause within your local area. I donate to the local hospice and – even after wages, etc., are paid (and let’s face it the staff in those places can never be paid enough IMO) – I know that what’s left does go directly to the care and assistance of terminally ill people in my area.

        Giving £10 a month to some corporate giant of a charity which merely ends up lining the pocket of some 3rd world nasty cunt paramilitary leader literally is a waste of money, especially after all the bigwigs and high profile shills have had their cut.

      • Don’t fucking start me on Oxfam!
        They offered me a contract once and then expected me to wait a week extra before starting – with no pay – because the stuff I was working on came late. I told them to fuck off.
        The manager cunt said to me “Ever £1 I can knock off your hourly rate will feed a family in Africa for a week.” I told him the rate’s the rate – take it or fucking leave it!
        They installed a computer system in the African mud huts that cost millions and put loads of locals out of work. Cunts. Clearly they never heard of the ‘give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach him to fish and feed him for life’ scenario.

        I would never ever give a single penny to the Oxfam cunts to piss up the wall. Fucking out of touch wastrel cunts…

      • Oh and I bet the parsimonious cunt who said “Every pound saved…” wouldn’t be so much of an anthropologist if *HE* was being asked to take a pay cut, or to work his holidays free of charge in order to pay for food for the poor Africans.

        The cunt would be up in arms then I bet!

  4. Fuck me its christmas and their crawling back out from under their stones,These cunts need to be paraded in public and then lynched ,Nearly as bad as the BBC for the lies these cunts spout,I wonder if their still buying sucker list phone numbers so they can rinse people clean,Fucking cunts,I dont like to moan but these are cunts.

  5. I fucking hate these creepy religious types crawling around scrounging money. The only thing worse is an appeal in aid of a load of Kermits.
    A good bottle of Port doesn’t come cheap,and thats where my money’ll be going,not to a bunch of do-gooding,smug god-botherers.
    Fuck them.

  6. Begins at home and fucking stays at home in our house.

    One exception. I gave the Macmillan Nurses £25 to say thank you for looking after a very close friend during her battle with cancer. She was just 26 years old when she died (eleven years and three days ago) leaving a three year old son and devastated husband. Cancer is a cunt.

    • Macmillan were great with my mum too… The old lady (who died three years ago) was cared for better at home by the family and the Mac nurses… North Manchester General Hospital is a typical NHS shithole… The cunts didn’t even book an ambulance to bring her home and they didn’t even fix her up with a morphine driver… But of course my mother was working class, white and English, so they’re not going to give a fuck, are they? Scum bastards…

      • They never pestered my after my first (and only) donation through their website. That says a lot about how they work.

        Oxfam and others are real fuckers apparently. I’ve heard some real harassment stories.

      • I’d have to agree with you on MacMillan – not least of all because my daughter was a therapeutic radiographer who worked for MacMillan before she was forced to give up work to become a full time carer for her son…

  7. Chuggers are cunts, plain and simple.

    I give to who I want and when I want. I don’t need these near unemployable cunts hassling me on the street during my measly dinner hour release from my corporate prison.

    Stay the fuck away from me cunts.

    • These cunts are starting to kill our town. Locals are complaining to the council and refusing to shop in the high street because of too many chugger cunts. Real fucking harassing wankers they are.

  8. Pete Wishart is an SNP cunt and an arselicker… Wishart, the SNP’s Commons leader and keyboard player in parliamentary rock band MP4 (oh, my fucking sides!) revealed the Stones were foregoing payment from the sickening Jo Cox single during a House of Commons debate….

    “I’m sure the Leader of the House would also like to join me in thanking Sir Mick Jagger and Keith Richards for waiving their royalties… ensuring that even more money goes to the Jo Cox Foundation…”

    First of all, it’s not as if the Glimmer Twins will miss the money, second, ABCKO will get most of any royalties (so Mick and Keef aren’t ‘donating’ that much anyway). third, why does an Anglophobe SNP snake pretend to give a toss about a murdered English politician (couldn’t have anything to do with publicity for himself and his own laughable ‘band’, could it?)? And finally, what prize a crawler of a cunt…

    • Of course they will, they will be making a bloody killing off that single even if they don’t it still gives them exposure for their song and album, so its win win

      Just previously listened to that charity single absolutely horrible they butchered it I have sympathy for the devil now because if someone jo coxs mick jaggers cock then good riddance the bellend deserves it http://i.imgur.com/B4RBTk2.gif

    • the last four words of your post sums that cunt up.

      And, what exactly, is this Jo Cox Foundation going to achieve?

      She’s not coming back anytime soon.

      Admin fees will pay someone handsomely no doubt.

      • Its going to achieve money lots of it and its all going towards lefty charities (alot backdoor charities too if you get my meaning)

        And they are gonna turn jo cox into the new princess diana type fracas but worse cause they will start imposing new bogus laws as a punishment … winter is coming

  9. The water aid adverts are the worst of the cunting lot. The fuckwits don’t even know how to boil water? Mudhut dwelling buffoons.

  10. They ramp up the white guilt at Christmas time to get you to part with your hard earned, in order to give it to cunts living in third world shitholes who hate Christians.

    ‘Just £5 a month will help to send little Mohammed on a bomb making course in Aleppo’.

    They must think we’re fucking stupid.

    Cunts!

    • Everyday you tell us Norm and everyday I believe You 🙂 Fucking hell is she not wearing makeup? that image frightened me a bit has she stop showering too?!

      Yeah it was positive alright shes probably a few grand richer now and more cunts know who she is now lol

  11. And Ewen Macgregor is a really fucking useless actor. To borrow a famous phrase ,his acting spans the whole range from boring to unconscious. Utter wanker.
    Like his mate Charlie Fuckface ,fat cunt on a motorbike.Only those two could make journeys like that fucking boring.
    And fuck all charities except one , hospices where you can give money direct to something that really does deserve it.

  12. Bob Geldof famously said in the mid 1980’s ‘Give us your fucking money, people are dying NOW!’.

    So the people gave him money and what happened? Pictures of starving fucking Africans were still popping up on my TV thirty years later.

    I never gave him money in 1985. And I would never give him any now.

    His fucking rich, though, isn’t he? And not because of his shit band either….. They really were crap.

    • When a drunken irishman says “give me your fucking money” you know it isn’t going to end well lol The whole live aids thing was a massive scam from the get go mate, not only is geldof living large but he is a shitty spokesman for 3rd world issues and dying children.

      Curses like a bloody sailor at his interviews, family friendly concerts even and at those soros funded 10k a hour speeches he mumbles on about “the poor children” all the while hes got 3 mansions a few rolls royces and a yacht to wank around in. Piss off geldof you phony fucking sellout! When roger waters wanted you to play a delusional dictator in the wall he didn’t actually want you to become one you untalented gobshite

  13. And the BBC sponsored annual cunt fest is upon us again this weekend.

    Step forward sports cunt of the year…

    …followed by token black personality Cunt of the year…

    …and ethnic/muslim patsy Cunt of the year…

    Trophies for everyone to celebrate such wonderful diversity and culturalism. Despite the fact you are all cunts of course, but don’t let that get in the way of the pushing the agenda. Or the truth for that matter.

    • My money’s on either that miserable cunt, Andy Murray, or that Nadiya Hussain cunt… Let’s face it the BBC give her everything else….

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