I do wish these student cunts would stop making up words and bastardising the once beautiful English language with shit like this :
Moobs– Unusually prominent breasts on a man, typically as a result of excess fat.
Gender fluid – A person who doesn’t identify with a single fixed gender.
YOLO – An acronym meaning ‘you only live once’.
Chefdom – A noun meaning the overall fact, state, or positioning of becoming a chef.
Cheeseball – Someone or something lacking taste, style, or originality; or the breaded and deep fried cheese appetiser.
Fuhgeddaboudit – a US colloquialism, associated especially with New York and New Jersey, reflecting an attempted regional pronunciation of the phrase ‘forget about it’ – used to indicate a suggested scenario is unlikely or undesirable.(apparently we are even adding poxy yank words to the OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY now)
Westminster bubble – First used in 1998, the term describes an insular community of politicians, journalists, and civil servants, who appear to be out of touch with the experiences of the wider British public.
What ever happened to words like Require, no one seems to use that any more it’s all NEED AND WANT, why can’t people require? I suppose it’s not hard hitting and in your face enough.
I REQUIRE the OED to stop this madness before my head explodes.
BUNCH OF FUCKING NINCOMPOOP CUNTS.
Nominated by: Kath Gillon
I too would like to nominate the OED for nominating the hyphenated word “post-truth” as word of the year.
Post-truth is defined as: “Relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief.”
Here’s my definition: “A sour grapes term used by democracy seekers when a democratic decision doesn’t go their way.”
I like my definition better than the OED’s and mine is far more accurate!
I hope next year’s word of the year is also the hyphenated: “unlucky-cunt”.
Unlucky-cunt is defined as: “The stock response from a sensible individual to a snowflake, SJW or liberal whinger when they don’t get their own way.”
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I looked up the word dictionary in the dictionary and it said “you are a cunt”……..
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Talking of new or made up words, brace yerselfs, its nearly ISLAMAPHOBIA awareness month.
Holy Fatima stepmother of Jah, what next ?
What about ISAC awareness month were they all get to see what cunters think of them , and learn to respect us for being however you spell compus mentus. Wheres that fucking dictionary ?………
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Well then lets have fair play in our democratic societies and have ISLAMO-TERROR awreness month. Think of all the fun projects for the school kids and they would learn so much.
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The one for quorn is ,advertised by a cunt,it a looks a like shit and tastes a like shit.
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Quorn is delicious, their quarter pounders are tastier than yer average burger and doesn’t have minced knee caps in it , innit………
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I love the knee a fucking knee a cap it a gives it that crunch and that bit of extra flavour,just ask denis neilson he a loved it.
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The mcdennis big Mac………
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hahaha Thats a the one bird thats the one kind sir.
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I wonder if the BBC will be autioning any sir sav memorabilia off tonight.
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Maybe some of the cunts clothes.
The cunt had more shitty tracksuits than a scouser with bowel cancer….
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Perhaps one of his two,pairs of pants.
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Thought they mite auction of his big cigar.
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But poor denis couldnt make a pot noodle i think he put one in the oven,you cant work em out,yet he could cook a human.
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I wonder what sort of thing vaz will be doing tonight,i wonder if he will a be doing tricks,and a raising lots,ps ya know what i mean.
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Good Sir you remind me of the time some of the staff at the job centre he worked at had the pleasure of eating a chilli cooked in the very pot Denis boiled a few heads in, those were the days eh just normal sicko killers not nutty fucking islamists and all the other arseholes.
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There is a documentary about Nielsen where they interview a survivor.
After all these years the doss cunt still doesn’t know if Denny boy is his killer or saviour.
Stupid cunt, Nielsen held him for days, sending him in and out of consciousness before getting bored and letting him go……
PS. Nielsen made some mean faggots…….
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Fucking hell its lucky they didnt have in on come dine with me.
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Thought the BBC mite of had rolfy boy doing some thing via satallite.
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I think barrymores pool will be closed due to the weather.
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The snowflakes use the abridged version:
Racsist = Anyone who raises questions about immigration
Fascist = Anyone who disagrees with you
Homophobe = Person who denies being gay even though everyone is
Right Wing = Anyone to the right of Stalin
Hitler = Anyone to the right of Stalin
Anti-Semite = no such thing, definitely not in the liemore party, shhhhh, go away
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My half uncle had really big moobs, I wince everytime I’m in his presence. Ironically he was fond of cheap greasy food like cheeseballs crisps and chips probably how he got his moobs in the first place, fat bastard
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Some new words can be fun: I’ve been trying to have KINOT accepted for years (it’s an expression for when the weather’s decidedly warm – say it aloud).
Had to get that off my moobs.
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Very true! I wonder if KINNELL is in there? A term for being surprised at something.
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We had a shop in our town called KINCHEAP. The owner tried to convince the council it was short for KINGCHEAP. They had to change the name in the end
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Nice one! There’s a company called Sofa King. It has the tagline “Our Prices Are Sofa King Low” on the company van!
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i would like to put penny pinching, tight fisted bastards forward for a good cunting….in my line of work I see them everyday,cunts who think scrimping on you car maintence is a good idea,poeple who don’t have soliciters check contracts to save a coupl of quid,poeple who will drive from one end of the country to the other to save a grand on buying a car,slappers who think they can have half a job done on their car and then try to sue you when it all goes wrong and they have to join the aa on the side of the motorway…..cunts who make their lives and others thousands of pound more difficult so they can save a couple of quid……
also I would like to cunt thieving bastard landlords……may all these cunts be lined up infront of a firing squad……..treble cunts
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I have just forwarded the wheel of cunt tune to my fucking landlord with a picture of him over the music,if you haven’t seen wheel of cunt check it out in cunt music I nearly pissed myself laughing
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Better than Children in Need!
https://youtu.be/KUVbD8JzrAk
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Why the fuck does Westminster bubble need to be in the dictionary? Bubble is already in there and I would assume Westminster is either in there or in the encyclopedia.
If Westminster bubble is in the OED I intend to petition the fuckers to put “Spunk bubble” in their too. As in – “The person put in charge of the OED is a colossal Spunk bubble”.
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Obama pg tips salesman invented a name for us ending in ist, can’t think for the life of of me what it was, Divisionist. racist, separatist. Just more names ending in ist that we should be ashamed of apparently. I couldn’t be bothered to look it up because I care as much about his opinions as he does mine. Do you know the piano is on my foot son? no but if you hum it I will play it
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It’s all “look at us, aren’t we with it and cool and in tune with the current modes and other bollocks”
No, you are not because these are not words , they do not parse ,describe or define anything which might last beyond next fucking week.
You are seeking approval from a bunch of uneducated wankers who probably cannot string a few words together without “er ‘ or “you know what I mean” because they are mega thick and you are the fucking Oxford dictionary and if you fall i9nto the pond of wankerdom then what the fuck do we have?
The un educated and uninformed making the fucking rules!
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well done reble,now imagine my prick of a landlord opening an email of this song with security camera pics of him walking around looking for ything to bill me for the cunt
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Anna Soubry is a rude arrogant condescending self righteous Eurocrat uber wet Tory cunt who looks like she permanantly has a mouthful of wasps!She also looks like she could do a good Danny La Rue tribute act
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That Sourby cunt is my MP, after the referendum she posted
“My mother is 84 and she wept on Friday, just like my 24 and 25-year-old daughters shed tears because we made a terrible mistake on Friday by voting to leave the European Union.”
I told her to make sure they ticked the box they wanted to next time
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……and the referendum was on a Thursday so it looks like they turned up a day late anyway.
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Just looked up Anna Sourby ( not literally, thank fuck, that is one ugly cunt) and what a prize fucking cunt she is , right up her own backside. Once again we have another cunt who thinks so little of the leave voters, they sit in their ivory fucking towers, like that other ugly fuckwit Emily Thornberry fully knowing they won’t have to mix with the shite that will eventually totally flood this country. Think I have given up on any hope of leaving the EU and having some sort of self control, thank fuck for Jack Daniels or I would be a bitter cunt.
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Not that I am cunting bitter, I do like a real ale every now and then.
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Anna Sourbry used to host Central Weekend alongside that perennial gobshite Nicky Campbell in the late 80’s.
For a presenter (who’s role is to be neutral and to play the devil’s advocate) she was an opinionated cunt!
Used to catch the end of it each Friday night after a few jars with the lads before James Whale came on while I scoffed me kebab!
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