Olly Murs [2]

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This iced gem faced fucktard has about as much musical talent as Schrodinger’s Cat, after they opened the box to find it dead.

I know it’s 2016 and we shouldn’t use this term, but he seriously looks like a spastic, he makes Joey Deacon look cool.

What a total fucking cunt and the sole reason ALL X-Factor contestants should all be given a free one-way ticket to obscurity

Nominated by: Boaby

23 thoughts on “Olly Murs [2]

    • Yeah, it wasn’t really the publicity Esther was hoping for, for this tragic individual, was it.

      In the early 80’s it was the de-rigeur put down of fellow class mates across the British Isles.

      I have to admit I still call fellow workmates “Joey” when they illustrate levels of incompetence or ineptitude not befitting their station.

      Those under 40 just stare, bewildered. Those over 40 generally respond: “Fuck off YOU CUNT!”

      Ahhh, the memories.

      • The “Joey” insult was all the rage at my school back in the day. Always followed by pushing your tongue into the skin beneath your bottom lip and making a spazzy noise. I still do this to this day, but my wife being a Yank is not in on the joke. Pity because it really makes me laugh.

    • I’m sure of it, that’s why I think he’s a cunt, just fucking say it. That and the fact he doesn’t speak to his twin brother- come on, you’ve got to be top level cunt to do that.

  1. He represents all thats toxic in music and celebrity culture,bland muzac and done to death dance routines,presenting awful celebrity based shows infact any current fashionable shit his agent can get him on and im sure hel end up in Eastenders when all his 12 year old fans start breeding and rip his poster of thier walls,its just fucking beyond nauseating all of it,theres more like him infact tv is now drowning under the weight of reality star ebola….I fucking hate it all….

    • There has not been a single artist of merit come out of Xfactor and all the other shit in all the time they have been on. What gets me is that the autotuned, bland cunts get all the push and block out what talent may be around.

  2. “X-Factor contestants should all be given a free one-way ticket to OBSCURITY”

    That was not in my original nomination, is Dio now censoring and editing nominations?

    I noticed a comment I posted on Theresa May was also removed the other day. But to be fair that was rather nasty lol

  3. To be fair,we have always had “talent” shows on tv,but the current crop are absolute shit compared to the talents of yesteryear;re-Mary Hopkin,Maureen Myers,and a host of true comedians;Les Dawson,Frank Carson,e.t.c………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  4. Murs is yet another ponced up southern celebrity cunt who claims to be a Man United fan (see Rachel Riley, that fat bald cunt off EastEnders, Angus Deayton, Zoe Ball, that Ulrika slag etc)… The odious little cunt recently got into a game for free (Utd vs Bournemouth) because the stupid spoonfed daughter of the Cherries’ chairman though she would look ‘cool’ sitting next to Murs… When in actual fact Murs is about as cool as a steaming dog turd on the snow… I despise all post Premiership/Sky nu-footie cunts who claim to support either United Or City (and especially celebrity ones), but Murs is that variety of extra special loathsome little cunt…

    Agree with jane-arse about the talent shows… Now they are just full of narcissistic freaks who have no talent and are just an ego-wank for Satan Cowell… And the day that useless fat human slug, Honey G, gets the Christmas No.1 is the day the Top 40 singles chart is officially pronounced dead…

  5. Well well well olly fucking murs ,this is the type that would no doubt be seen dogging with esther rantzen and would of enjoyed the attentions of j,savile,he knocks me a fucking sick ,hes a cunt.

  6. I see Olly murs is nominated and think that’s too easy ,but there is actually too much about this cunt that twists my melon ,that I’ll just leave it with he’s a cunt .
    I don’t do much for charity, but when i see slebs like him and his hero Blobbie Walliams ( what guy in his twenties has RW as hero) ,i just think charity boxing match, with all my winnings going to a new charity set up to prevent young males from becoming stroppy,pouting camp cunts…….
    PS. Two years ago he played an outdoor gig in Gib and i could hear the cunts shite tat float over the border to my flat.
    Olly murs for free.
    Hows that for torture?…….

  7. Can’t stand X-factor, I remember watching it with the other half, when it first started but soon realised, like a lot of these types of shows, the good get sidelined and the crap filter through.
    It’s the same with, Britains got fuckung talent, X-factor dressed up as a multitalent show.
    Strictly cum prancing, cunting on ice, I’m a celebcunt, leave me in here, all celeb hasbeens, wannabes and cunts….
    Why can’t they bow out with dignity, like the old celebs used too, back in the day?……………utter crap.

  8. Is there a show that smarmy talentless bastard won’t appear on, I’m sick of the sight of Murs.

    • He is yet another talentless cretin that gets more attention than he deserves. And what is is with him wearing Fucking pork pie hats near the back of his head? Its not a skull-cap, and pork pie hats where uncool and shite when they first came out

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