Lego

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The new Liberal Globalist Lego sets are out next year. They’re avoiding an Xmas release in case that offends, opting for a more culturally acceptable date of May 27th 2017.

In this set all of the bits look the same except the connecting holes don’t quite fit depending on which set you use.

Over time all the pieces get thrown together (as is usual with a large collection of Lego) and the builder has to either force the pieces together (with the special blue and yellow hammer – one supplied with each independent set), or – over time – discover which pieces do fit together and create substructures of one set within the body of the main set.

Eventually the pieces of the main set disappear being replaced entirely by various substructures from many different sets.

Once you have achieved this you can then apply for the Liberal Globalist Technical set. This set does not match with any connector from any set other than it’s own but it does provide a lot of motors and gears to control all of the other sets, and where all of Lego characters in that bit wear black suits, briefcases and carry blue and yellow agendas.

Later on there’s the Liberal Globalist Lego Entertainment Edition where the homes, palaces and islands of the rich and famous are recreated. They look like they can be mixed with any other standard set but the reality being that when you try and place a standard piece in there (after being welcomed in), as they are magnetic, repel the standard pieces as though they weren’t wanted there in the first place after all.

The Liberal Globalist Technical and Entertainment sets can be made to work together so long as you don’t mind splashing out on some like-minded adapters (which only the very rich can afford).

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

35 thoughts on “Lego

  1. I’ve boycotted lego for other reasons they are anti-white and pro yellow this christmas ban is disgusting as well, I won’t tolerate it! Also playing with lego is fucking dumb and boring Consider me joined in protest cunters!

  2. I cant get my head around cunts being amazed at Lego statues of superheroes, animals, buildings etc.
    They are building blocks. That’s what they are for.
    They have them in my local “mall” and cunts stand in awe coz they are stood in front of a Lego stormtrooper. Get a fucking clue.

    Last year the missus took my daughter and pals to a Lego exhibition, and when they came back, i had to sit through every pic they had took, trying to look interested. Fucking shite.

    And then there’s the cartoons.
    Fuck off………….

  3. You get a free one of marc almond at our local store when you purchase 2 pots of fresh cream,what will they come up with next???.

  4. Scalextric and Action Man Nazi Paratrooper when I was a lad… Lego was for girly swot pooves…

  5. A few regulars will know that I’m at war with my neighbours downstairs, and one of the things i do to grate them is feed the birds at my window which results in their patio getting covered in bird shite.
    Well tonight at 21:30 the polis came to my door coz the cunts had made a complaint against me.
    How crime free is my town that the cops come out at night for that shite.
    In Spain there is a thing called a “denuncia” which is a thing were any cunt can report any cunt to the cops for anything, and i mean anything.
    Anyway i told the polis that I do feed the birds and i ain’t going to stop for no cunt, and i cant wait for this nonsense to result in another court appearance for me, which it definitely will.
    Looks like the rag head cunt is going to wake up to some flat tyres tomorrow.
    Happy days.
    C’mon the birds………

    • If you’re going to do the flat tyres thing, make sure you get the matchsticks good and deep into the valves before you snap them off.

      • I was thinking of matchsticks, but thought, fuck subtlety.
        Its going to be a blade that leaves big fuck off holes.
        In for a penny and all that.

        Whats another court date?………

  6. News outlets that report crap on social media as actual ‘news’ are cunts…
    The BBC and Sky being the worst culprits… Some nonentity gobshite gobs off or gets ‘offended’ on Twatter, and it becomes a headline?!…. One recent example is Peter Kay aiming a joke at Judge Bender on Strictly Cunt Dancing… Instant ‘headline news’ about how some cunt is ‘offended’ and there being a ‘homophobia outrage’… Some ‘look at me!’ snowllake turd whinging on Twitter is not news, nor is it a sign of mass outrage… I am no fan of Kay, but for some cunt to bitch about a simple bit of fun and for that bitching to become headline news shows where this country and its media are at (ie: fucked!)… I get annoyed by certain things, but I don’t expect them to be news stories, fucking ridiculous…

    Joke is, the cunt who was so ‘offended’ by Kay’s gag and going on about the ‘horrible 1970s’ and ‘unacceptable homophobia’ was certainly not born in the 70s or even gay… Just an ‘offended for being offended’s sake’ coloured haired student snowflake cocksucker and the BBC and Sky are bigger cunts for publishing such narcissistic social media mong shite as news…

    • Liam Gallagher recently faced a “backlash” for using the words ” batty boy” and he instantly apologized.
      Weak cunt.
      He should have called the complainers batty boys and told them to go and suck a shite covered cock.
      Never thought I’d see the day that liam backed down.
      Edpecially to a bunch of shite for blood deviants………

      • The Liam of old would never have made such a pathetic apology…

        As much as a cunt he may be, I had to admire Diego Maradona… Some journo at a press conference confronted Maradona about something ‘offensive’ he’d said to the Argentine FA… Diego replied ‘Fuck them! They can suck my cock!’ A few months later another hack asked him if he regretted what he’d said,and Maradona replied, ‘They can go on sucking it!’ Got ot hand it to the man…

    • There seems to be a generation who spend their time looking for things to be “outraged” about. They should get in touch with me if they want to hear some really outrageous views, I could blow their tiny minds,and I’d be delighted to get my views on various matters broadcast to a wider audience.

    • Out of all the fags, Marc almond is the only one i like.
      His version of Jacky is better than the original, IMHO.
      In fact I’d call myself a fan(ny)
      Appearance wise, he may be a weird looking cunt , but musically he’s alright.

      Mother fist and her five daughters is quite funny and The days of Pearly Spencer is excellent.

      Go on Andz, give me your worst……….

    • Went to Barrymores for a pool party. Sank when his fore-am sized ringpiece shipped water in,probably still there.

  7. That’s it!!! I can’t stand it, I want to give a fucking cunting to Black Friday hysteria!! More American shat copy cat cunting irritating shite from the USA. We copy everything from America, apart from automatic transmission cars which make more sense to me, why people want to drive manual cars baffles me, dip up and down with a stupid clutch and changing up and down fucking gears, drive automatics, simple plus easier if you want to scratch your Balls at the wheel

  8. I was channel hopping a minute ago.
    First channel had a programme about “poor”Africans” trying to cross into Ceuta ( Spanish territory).
    Second channel was showing a Muslim couple who had made it to Spain from some shithole.
    And the third was advertising an “informativo exclusivo” .
    The exclusive information tat is about the rise in racism in UK since the brexit vote.
    That was the first three channels and I hadn’t even put on al Jazeera yet.
    This is getting out of hand……

    • Interesting comparison –
      Ceuta – Spanish territory in Morocco
      Gibraltar – British territory in Spain

      Hanging on to Ceuta, want GiB ‘back’
      Fucking dago hypocrites?

  9. God I am watching the agenda and Owen Smith and Gina Miller are on.What a pair of utter detestable cunts!Smith is voting against article 50.Surprise surprise.God he is such a punch able little cuntbag!

    • Is honey g a joke ?
      All i know about her is from the papers. If I saw someone like that 15 years ago, I’d have known it was a joke, but these days it’s hard to tell.
      Is it some kind of tongue in cheek gag ?

      I read about her in the sun a couple of weeks ago, and she was bragging that she was “hard core” coz she had taken coke a couple of times, tried ecstasy a couple of times and had spent NEARLY a WHOLE summer smoking marijuana.
      She said she had to stop the weed before she became addicted.
      Newsflash honey g, you don’t get addicted to weed, strung out , yes, addicted, no.
      Without bragging or sounding a twat, that’s pretty lightweight compared to what me and my pals done and some still do.

      Again, i don’t know if its a joke, i hope so…………

      • Of course its a joke, joke on the stupid tv watching public! As for weed addiction Well there is mental withdrawal with weed but its pretty fucking tame and can be sorted out in days-weeks.

        Unlike smack, cocaine, or alcohol which can make you feel like a piece of shit if you don’t get your fix, on the verge of suicide for some

  10. I never had Lego as a child and don’t feel underprivileged. I didn’t like any of the kids who did.

    • It’s ok mate, none of the socio-libero SJW snowflake masses did either.

      They could only just about manage Duplo blocks! 😀

  11. I got my son the Aloha Snaaaackbaaar Lego set the other day, complete with burka clad 14 year old with suicide vest, boom self detonated and took es index finger off when he questioned why the camels in the set had a cunt permanently stuck to their backside.

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