Katy Perry

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It’s official… Katy Perry is a complete cunt…

This daft slapper, who has made her name through basically selling sex as very shite pop music, has the brass to call out Trump on his lack of standards… For someone who makes a song about abduction with lines like ‘I wanna be your victim!’ to suddenly take a moral stand about Trump’s attitude is taking the piss…

And this stupid slag’s calls for ‘uprising’ and ‘revolution’ are just too laughable for words… A tart who lives a lifestyle even more decadent and lavish than Louis XIV, a celebrity tosser who probably has an entourage of about ten people just to have a shit, squawking about protest and taking it to the streets is a total bubble headed cunt… Ask the daft cow who Maximilien Robespierre is or even who Malcolm X is and I guarantee a thick caveman looking at a wheel expression…

And as good looking as she is, no I wouldn’t… That massive cunt, Russell Brand has been up her chuff… And lord alone knows who else too… What a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

67 thoughts on “Katy Perry”

  1. She started out doing Christian rock, but the money wasn’t there.
    So the obvious next step is to transform herself into a cheap looking sex doll.
    How long are the public going to buy into this “cookie” image ?
    OK, she has nice eyes and a nice smile, but she just comes across as a wide eyed, grinning weirdo.
    Also she released about six songs over about three years, all from the same album. Talk about flogging a dead horse.
    And that pish Fireworks, it grates me when these pop cunts release songs telling the kids that they can be and do anything. Nothing can stop them.
    It just makes all these clueless kids think they are slick.
    I would never kick her out the bed for eating crackers and that picture is mighty fine, even giving me a little stir , but she’s a cunt…….
    The moment she starts doing porn, is the moment i become a fan…….

    Baby yer a fiyea wuk……..
    Get that out yer head, if ye can…..

      • Don’t mind a bit of Kathy Jones, she’s a squirter, and i love squirters.
        But granny porn wise, for me its kitty fox or my most favourite , Michelles nylons aka sugarbabe.
        She gets me squirting……….

      • Gangbang Nikki?
        If that’s the redhead bbw with glasses, my only complaint is she don’t talk dirty enuff.
        But her gob is usually full of cock…..

      • I think she started off dogging ,shes got big natural tits ,you know the one bird,yeh she has always got cock in her mouth,shes a fucking whore of the highest ranks.

      • She did start off dogging, in Saltcoats, Ayrshire, a town i know well but haven’t been in years.
        If she’s still at it, it might be worth a wee holiday there.

        Fuck, i sound like a stalker……

      • She seems a right fucking slut birdman,take her out on a date,meal for two hagis whisky and then some dirty muddy field,then take her home to show the mother,hahaha,no shes a whore and she would tell you so.

      • “Take her home to show the mother”
        I’d rather take her home to show the missus .

        Show the missus how a trio works……..

    • That picture looks like the late and much lamented (by me) Amy Winehouse. More talent in her little finger than all these Perry type cunts.

  2. What’s with the rise in cunters calling each other “sir” ?
    Have your minds been infiltrated by hipsters ?

    • Used to denote the appreciation of the efforts of a salient and well thought post.

      It would be rude to say “Bravo Cunt!”

      And every hipster cunt I’ve had the misfortune of tolerating do not own the words of civility like “please” and “thank you” it’s all “canna get” and “NARRRR!”

      So we may be cunts, but at least we’re civilised cunts. 😀

      • Yeh, but the other day we were talking about cunts copying phrases from ads and filums , and now I’m seeing a rise in cunters being addressed as sir at a fast rate, when it was rarely used before.

        If we’re not careful , someone could address a cunter as dude and then were will we be……..

        PS. Thanks for the salient reply, kind sir…….

    • I was always taught that “Sir” was polite and correct, as long as it was levelled at someone whom you respected or admired. I’d call most cunters here “Sir” to be honest… and I fucking hate Hipsters.

  3. I don’t mind a bit of Brands sloppy seconds, I’d plug her till sparks were flying out of her arse,then I’d roll her over and have a bit of that too….I’m not a proud man.

    • Me too, I would take a week to get from her toes to her sticky bit then I would call for food and water and stagger on to the bit that Brand never got to.
      I need to lie down now…

  5. I just heard the BBC describe UKIP as an “insurgent party”

    Where did I put that fucking revolver ?

    • Last week, they were banging on about fake news stories on the internet, and how they may have affected the US election result. Of course they are outraged, fake news is their job. That ponce Eddie Mair was interviewing some uppity Green Party bint from America, about her campaign to raise money to investigate voter fraud in several states which gave Trumpy the win. I don’t remember all this fuss when Obama won four years ago. Also, voter fraud was being rubbished by the media, until their horse lost. The cunts have only themselves to blame, if they hadn’t been such useless lying cunts themselves, they would have walked it.

      • Funny how they only want to recount the votes in the states they lost in !

        The BBC cunts are in full Brexit Blues overdrive at the moment

        I’m going clap the kids in leg irons, they can stand on a street corner shouting “God bless us every one”, or sweep chimneys or something

      • And I bet the lefty fucks didn’t mention the Vote Swapping that the fuckers over here were doing when UKIP only got 1 seat from £4m + votes.
        Roll on the next general elections. They’ll be in for a fucking shock then… (I hope!)

  6. Agree with the two fine gentlemen above. Katie just needs a good seeing to, once properly sorted she may be able to produce worthwhile musical endeavours, once I had unloaded inside and or over her I would not care.

    Given today we learn that Tony Blair is back to save us from one party politics, Brexit and possibly Armageddon Katy is almost worthy of admiration.

    Whatever it is Tony Blair is saving us from is probably good for us. Tony after all is unable to identify the truth when it is in front of him with a big fucking placard saying the truth on it.

    Tony cunt Blair is still trying to get the EU presidency so as he can have a little practice for the job he has always thought was rightfully his, President of Planet Earth and possibly the entire universe.

    Tony you cannot save your reputation, you are universally known to be a cunt, you will always be a cunt and everyone knows you are a cunt.

    Good luck with your new political party, you will of course be its leader as you will be the only cunt in it.

    I am sure I speak for the majority of my fellow cunters, possibly the nation.

    Tony FUCK OFF!!

    • The grinning prick says he wants to help fix Britain. The evil cunt could make a start by admitting he broke it in the first place. You can never cunt this cunt enough……..

      • Tony Blair the Universal cunt, if you’re ever trying to explain what a cunt is to a foreign cunt then show them a picture of Tony Blair.

      • Tony Blair will start a new party called ‘New Labour’. The leader will be………………… Tony Blair.

    • Bliar is like a piece of shit you just cant seem to flush away.

      Tony, just fuck off and flick Wendy Deng’s bean please

  7. Her head is alot bigger then I last remembered, she’s a complete sellout in the most literal sense and her father is a mega church cunt and a shill. I admire a good church but mega churches are pure evil and filled with the most untrustworthy spitfire cunts I ever layed eyes on

  8. Tony Blair.
    The only time I’ve voted in an election was to keep that cunt out.
    That’s how much i distrusted the seedy looking cunt and his party, they made me vote conservative.

    The reason i don’t vote is coz not one party will legalize drugs.
    Before anti drug cunters think I’m being a twat ,i know there are bigger issues, but just think of it like every party was pledging to take away something you liked, be it alcohol, cars or sport, you would tell them to fuck off.

    I don’t take hard drugs, i like my hash/weed, but i believe that every cunt should be allowed to take what they like. And if they burgle people for their drugs, then they get done for burglary………

    • PS. Coz of the weed i forgot my point.
      My point is i’m sick of being criminalized for getting high……..

      • Whatever can be enjoyed in life, even if it only affects the person enjoying it, then there is some cunt or collection of cunts that want to take it away or burden it with crushing rules and regulations to justify their own power and position.

  9. I need to cunt FIFA. They have launched disciplinary proceedings against Wales, not for being Welsh which would be fair enough, but because supporters wore poppies during the World Cup qualifier against Serbia.
    Northern Ireland face charges over “acts of remembrance” . England and Scotland also face proceedings because they wore armbands with a poppy on it.
    Apparently the poppy is now a political symbol. It was when it was inaugurated by Earl Haig in 1928 but not nowadays. What an utter bunch of cunts FIFA are.
    So much for modernising etc post Blatter. More of the same bollocks from these morons.
    I don’t like international football anyway but the sooner we drop those cunts the better. They will be crawling all,up Putins arse in 2 years time but he is ok isn’t he. Wear a poppy and you get fucked.
    Utter, utter cunts.

  10. I have just found out how to not have to tip the takeaway delivery guy.
    I answered the door with the dog (big stupid non barking greyhound) and he practically launched the bag at me and ran away.

  11. To try and blend in and not become a pariah in the real world, I’m going to do the mannequin challenge.

    There, how was that ?
    ………………

    • Yes SoD me, and for that I was about to cunt myself.

      Fucking cunting BBC snowflake propaganda shite makes me froth every time I catch it but once I start watching it it’s like a car crash. I shouldn’t look but I do.

      Tonight it is a panel of super cunts, They are coating off the president elect like he is a nobody. Antagonise the man that could give us a better future outside thr cunt EU why not.

      They sit there and peddle the same old shite, Trump and Farage are Hitler and anyone voting UKIP is a paid up Nazi.

      The audience is practically in tears because they say that Muslims have a bad press because of Trump and Farage, totally forgetting the reality of why Islam has an iffy reputation and that those reasons predate Trump, Farage.

      There are many more reasons to cunt QT the biggest tonight is the uber cunt Tim Farron, lapping up applause from the carefully hand picked audience like he is the messiah. Wait till the next election Tim and then you wil maybe understand how popular you are you low life snake.

      • God I agree entirely.Been drinking myself silly watching this set of ultra leftist uber pc europhile whinging pc cunts!The BBC is doomed I believe

      • I’ll take that as cunting for QT – unless anyone wants to have a go at writing a better one. Hard to follow…

        It’s a grey old in Prague, but not unpleasant…

      • They need to go back to school. Hitler started off as right wing (power to the common man), then in forming the NAZI party joined right with left. Left is about power to the state for the collective good (bullshit! which never happens because of something called GREED!).
        When in power even Hitler considered himself Left Wing and hated the Soviets (Bolshivists -or however the fuck you spell it) because they were, in his eyes, shit commies, not because they were on the oposite side of the political spectrum.
        Fucking wanka lefties getting it all arse about face as always to pressure us all into their ideals. Cunts! The lot of them

    • Annoyingly yes. Tim Farron is a small faced cunt. Audience are all cunts too. Should by called cunt time.

  13. Nah, i don’t get it where I am.
    I’m watching The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Fucking excellent filum.
    Watching a filum, skinning up and on ISAC.
    Who says blokes can’t multi task ?
    …………

  14. Yes, watching Q Time Shaun and want to throw my control at the telly everytime I see and hear that mega cunty cunt Farron.

    • Farron is a fucking weasley little cunt. He is bashing on about more money for the NHS and in the next breath objects to id being shown before health tourists get treated.
      So upshot would be more cost to NHS meaning more taxpayers money being used to plug the hole. Economic illiterate cunt.
      Have put my remote out of reach otherwise his smug face would have the remote thrown at it.
      Cunt.

      • He isn’t economically illiterate, he knows full fucking well if we don’t manage access to the NHS, benefits and all public spending we win the race to the bottom.

        If the cunt could distribute every penny in the UK to 7 billion cunts around the world he would, then he would be proud as everyone would be equally fucked.

        Cunt

      • Agreed. Farron is the most patronizing self righteous repetitive cuntface going.I am now very pissed after watching him and Chris Leslie spew their claptrap about how the voters are thick and they are right.

      • Yes, look after every other grasping cunt before those who pay into the system.
        Farron and cunts like him make me puke.

  15. Katy Perry is like the hypocrisy and bullshit of America personified… First it’s Christianity and praise the Lord…. Then it’s titty bars and a virtual prossie with a record contract… And the thick slag has to have her voice autotuned (times ten) and then triple tracked (times twenty), and she’s still shit…

  16. In the unlikely event it were offered I am not in a postion to turn down a roll in the hay with Perry. Knowing that scruffy bastard Brand had inserted his shrivelled todger in her every orifice would not be an incentive, although I suspect some sick hipsters would bar-up at the thought of rodgering his ex. The deterrent might act in my favour though. I could repeatedly tell her she deserves a good, hard pounding for her scandalous behaviour of shagging Brand even once.

  18. She most probably does sit-ups on a John Holmes replica dildo every night. As for Brand sticking his maggot up her, it’s probably like a worm crawling up the Mersey tunnel. What a slag.

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