Julian Assange [3]

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Julian Assange is a 100 megaton trolling cunt. For weeks the tall pale spaz has been saying that he will be releasing evidence that will put Killary Kiloton behind bars. Last night he had the perfect opportunity while appearing in a video link to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Wikileaks.

And did he drop the bomb? Did he fuck! He mumbled almost incoherently at very great length but finished up saying fuck all. And what he did say sounded like he was speaking from a very big karzi at the bottom of a very deep well. You would have thought he would have a decent microphone, wouldn’t you?

It’s obvious the evil one has got to him, offered him a pardon and a chance to get his life back if he shuts the fuck up. Do you really think you can trust the evil old witch, Julian? If you do you must be a bigger plank than you look. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

12 thoughts on “Julian Assange [3]

  1. Assange is a complete cunt. The self proclaimed champion of publicising government and corporate secrets, but I seem to remember he blew a gasket when some personal information about himself made it into the public forum.
    Corpse lookalike hypocritical cunt.

    • Sex pest (at best) weirdo looking cunt. Treacherous bastard who should be made to actually live in Ecuador. That would teach the cunt.

    • As his lover Melissa Dawn Assange I take exception with these lies about my fellow co founder of Wiki Leaks . How dare you sir

  2. NOMINATION:

    Andi Peters

    I was just flicking through the channels and I saw Andi Peters hawking food products on QVC, no doubt because he obviously works out 7 days a week at the White Swallow Gym & Steam Rooms.
    So he has decided to cash-in by claiming his recipes is the key to his physique.
    Fucking money-grabbing arse bandit

  3. Can I rescind this cunting? In the time since I wrote it wikileaks has actually come out with thousands of documents which show the democratic party to be manipulative, mendacious and corrupt. The MSM has ignored them all however and sadly there is no smoking gun for Killary yet.

    He is still a cunt for being Australian and I’m sure he isn’t quite right, like he is on a spectrum or something.

  4. Hillary will win, I said that months ago, it’s all fixed.
    Theresa May in the UK, UKIP had that woman leader for about a week and HIllary will be the first woman president of the USA.
    She will then rain down hell on Iran to get a western central bank installed before moving on to North Korea & then finally Cuba
    The only three countries without central banks run by the West.

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