Gail Porter

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I’d like to give Gail Porter a cunting.

It’s not due to the fact that she’s bald,or the fact that she’s had a breast reduction operation. No,it’s because seeing her now and reading that she is 45, has brought it home to me that I am officially an OLD cunt. I always used to look at Gail and think that 5 years inside would be worth it for a night of,admittedly, un-natural sexual excesses. I’d pay the price.

Now I read the article, look at the pictures,and my first thought is….I wonder where she gets her wig?

So,my perky-titted ingenue, you are now officially safe from featuring in any more of my more lurid fantasies. You’ve just made an old man very unhappy. Cunt.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

41 thoughts on “Gail Porter”

  1. The best Gail Porter story (and one that she tells herself, admittedly) is that she underwent treatment for sex addiction, but all the members of the therapy group used to go off and shag after the group counselling had ended.

    And if you’re talking about feeling old – can you believe Clare Grogan is 54?

    • Don’t care! She can still come around to my house and make it a VERY happy birthday.

  2. I fell in love with Gail Porter when I saw her in How2. As for Clair Grogan Fred, I also fell in love with her in Red Dwarf, I didn’t know she was in a band until my mate told me! Well I was a kid!

  3. I bet the slut would fuck anything i bet it was more into sex than andrea dalton what a fucking skank i bet her main hobbys is dogging,she knocks me a fucking sick shes a cunt.

  5. I’m sorry but wiminz have a short shelf life. By the time they are 30 they should be in the reduced section and by 35 thrown out for the crusty bin divers.

    • Could not believe my eyes when Lisa Rogers got them out ,in stockings as well i think.
      Didn’t last long though, i think i only got one button of my jeans undone and it was over.
      The scene i mean…..

      • Yes on GA, she was hot as Scully in the X-Files, Louise a good call too, although went off her when she married that Redtwat cunt.
        Not so much Donna Ewin, I preferred Tracey Coleman, Louise Hodges, Belinda Charlton & Vida Garman

        Everyone loves a bit of Liz Hurley too!

      • A fine actress, Dio, I agree… How shite and ‘just another crime thriller’ would The Fall would be without Anderson in it…

      • Belinda was great and Vida of course… I recall Vida doing a ‘paras’ photoshoot… She was called ‘Andrea’ on occasion though…

        http://www.imagebam.com/image/007080507505263

        The Gillian Anderson issue was the only copy of FHM I ever actually bought… She came across as a pretty sound girl and not a cunt… Whereas these days we have slags like Tulisa and mongs like Nicki Minaj and Rita Ora, with all their pre-arranged and staged shite and trying to be ‘sexy’ by acting thick and like a slapper…

        There were no fit Spice Girls… Whoever ‘invented’ or auditioned them must have been a poove… Because they were all munters… Baby with her massive ‘Tweety Bird’ head, Scary looked as bad as her ‘image’, Ginger was an overdone brass, Sporty was a titless Scouser, and Posh was what she still is: a horrendous bag of bones with no looks, charm or talent…

  8. Roger Daltrey got it right. If she still looked like she does in the picture, she could impale herself on my pole every day of the week and twice on sundays.

  9. You can’t cunt someone for not being as fit as she was or being a bit older or bald through no fault of her own.

  10. Many happy memories of Gail Porter, she kept me going through some dry spells. Shame the years have not been kind.

  11. Yep early gain was sank bank material back in the day,i was watching a clip of Vanessa may the other day…… well worth a look even for a vegan boady

  12. Regarding Gail porter, it’s the first time (to my knowledge) that some one has been cunted for not being a cunt. In fact I feel that anyone cunted on this site should be proud of themselves. What an honour do receive a cunting.

    • A bit like the recent Scarlett Johansson cunting: shows signs of cuntitude, but not enough of a cunt, and certainly not in the Paltrow, Stewart, Lohan, Watson, Swift, Delevinge class of cunt…

      • Dont forget Adele Norman. She, with Russel Brand and Robbie Williams must be Life time achievers in the Cunt Hall of Fame.

  13. Here we go with the fuck or no fuck routine, if shes another one of those pro migrant slags I’ll change mine to rape then seeing how its their fetish

  14. Scarlet Johansson wasn’t meant to be a cunting.
    You mentioned her one day (Norman) and i said i thought she was a cunt for gawping of into space and saying very little.
    It was an opinion ,not a nomination.

    • That’s the way it works, birdman… Anyone who is called a cunt is classified as a cunt… At the moment I think Zlatan is a cunt, but that may change if the overpaid, overrated fucker pulls finger out… So, Zlatan is a cunt….
      Anyway, it’s all about opinions and part of the fun… Besides, ScarJo recently said that Kilary had ‘integrity’… So that is putting her count up on the cuntometer….

      • Fair dos Norman, but i was told three times that my nomination was shite by my fellow cunters, when i never knowingly nominated her……

        #iamsnowflake…..

      • Don’t worry about it… Not everybody agrees with everyone else here, and it’s all about opinions… I said Phil Collins was a cunt on here a couple of years ago, but my view of him has changed (especially since he publicly called McCartney a ‘fuck’)… Doesn’t matter if it’s (viewed by some as) a shite cunting or not, everyone’s here to cunt who they like… I’ve no doubt Johansson can be a cunt (she’s a Hollywood luvvie after all), just not a cunt on the level of some of her contemporaries…

      • I thought all cuntings had to begin with “i nominate”.
        On one hand i was chuffed to have my first nomination, but on the other, i thought it was very weak compared to more eloquent cunters than myself.
        So cheers anyway Dio ……..

        PS. Only you know if your psychic, but i doubt you are as ” psychics are lying , cheating cunts……

        …….Not a nomination…….

  15. I Gotta say that this discussion into the mechanics and workings of common a garden cunting is quite good.

    Who’d have thought that it was such an art with so many delicate nuances.

    Maybe it could make it into the Olympics one day?
    Bmx racing got in there and they are all cunts.

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