Emma Thompson [5]

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May I take this opportunity to nominate a timely re-cunting of the ‘fragrant ‘ and flagrantly narcissistic Emma Thompson . I am affronted that there exists a strata in society of pompous , pampered and arrogant dick-heads as exemplified by said thespian.

She seems to believe that she is doing us all a favour by enduring the privations of living in this drab, grey, cake obsessed country so that she can bestow her largesse in emerging from her gilded cage in order to sprinkle stardust on us bottom feeding plebs who she so clearly despises.

In order to achieve the aim of brightening our humdrum lives she has foisted upon us , in the past , a deeply unfunny and lamentably formulaic shite laden self -publicising TV series and even more blameworthy, if that were possible appeared in that execrable load of twat , the bore-a-thon Bridget Jones cuntfest, a (cunt word) franchise that celebrates the cuteness of menstrual, self-obsessed , cock lusting harridans.It’s enough to make one a dyed in the wool misogynist.

I love the female form in its various manifestations, but to combine moderate good looks with overwhelming cuntitude is a cruel joke. Run Kenneth run…

Nominated by: Simon deCuntford

30 thoughts on “Emma Thompson [5]

  1. The double thumbs-up,twinkle in the eye,gasping open mouthed…..that photo was obviously taken after the bony-arsed old bag had experienced a dose of Fiddler loving.
    Match that,Branagh,you sexual pygmy.

    • At first I thought we were cunting ellen degenres there’s a dyke I’d love to slap around. She was with shillary from the get go and those stupid dances she does.. eww she should be thrown in loony bin or sectioned off from the rest of society.

      Emma Thompson on the other hand is a haji loving degenerate slag who thinks uk should take in millions of rapeugees. Why you ask? because racism(the hatred of skin color lol) and also they are poor and fleeing a non existent war

      She’s also minted from all the crappy films she shits out but somehow doesn’t feel the need to help out the needy “Let them eat cake” apparently

  2. Sorry to highjack this cunting, but can someone please explaine this shitty “mannequin challenge”
    Everyday i feel a little less connected to this world.

    I’m all for never growing up and staying forever young, but the world has gone barmy.
    Organised fun should be left to the under tens, and any older cunt doing shite like ice bucket challenges should be sent to reeducation classes.

    There they will be verbally abused until they realize its only patter.
    They will go without social media until they can talk to each other face to face for more than five minutes without being upset at other people’s facial expressions.

    They will be taught to wear what they like , and not have to copy any hipster trends coz hipsters who do not change will be shot.
    And apart from the wimmin , the “men” will learn to get horny over the opposite sex again…

    And they will learn that when some doss cunt throws icy water over themselves or grows a moustache that they are just fucking eejits with no hope and will be terminated.

    Here’s to a brave new world with no cunty eejits to encumber us……

    • A challenge by the mentally challenged where you stand still like a dumb cunt, standing as long as possible while everyone laughs at you… It thankfully helps awareness of mental health and cuntishness in general

      Some band from scotland probably not even that good, check it out if ya like https://youtu.be/4StScMaYffE

      Seriously though Kerry Minnear is a beast of a keyboard player. I’d rank him as being just as good as Keith Emerson or Rick Wakeman in terms of skill (he’s english tho)

      • Gentle giant, never heard of them and prog rock is not for me, but that was alright .
        Cheers titslapper…

        Mannequin challenge.
        I jumped up to celebrate Vardys goal but then the cunt stopped as if the goal hadn’t been given, then i sat down, and then the cunts started celebrating again……
        Made me look a right twat……

      • Why you don’t like Prog Rock mate? let me guess its pretentious right?!

        You know whats pretentious a 10 minute guitar solo from jerry garcia or whatever other knob guitar soloist is doing. Prog at least is very constructed regardless how long the song is.

        People don’t seem to like symphonic rock either for the same stupid reasons

      • Trouble with prog rock is its a label applied to a lot of bands it didn’t fit, journalists love sticking things in boxes don’t they. Some bands probably aspire to be in a silo and some must hate it. When it comes to it a lot of bands classed as prog rock leave me cold, Hawkwind who many class as prog rock were very good. All a matter of taste isn’t it.

        Emma Thompson on the other hand is a cunt beyond any argument.

      • I do love Supertramp and used to , used to, like Floyd and i appreciate the talent these musicians have, it’s just that i prefer a three minute, in yer face song that you could drive a scooter over a cliff to……

      • PS. Have you ever listened to Sixto Rodriguez?
        Definitely the most underrated singer/songwriter with two amazing albums and a brilliant back story…….

      • “it’s just that i prefer a three minute, in yer face song that you could drive a scooter over a cliff to……” Hahaha funny that birdman Like The Who’s Quadrophenia? your talking about the scene in the film where Love, Reign o’er Me plays right? great film

        The funny thing about that album is its basically a progressive rock album more so then tommy anyway. Also features some of keith moons best drumming and Entwistles bass playing hasn’t sounded better.

      • No I haven’t heard Sixto Rodriguez yet but I have heard of him. Thanks for the recommendation, I’ll check it out.

        Its Possible that I heard a song of his but I’ll have to revisit his stuff maybe it will rejog my memory @ Too true sixdogg but technically speaking, all music is in some way or another pretentious

      • I love a bit of Jethro Tull, Hawkwind were awesome but only with Lemmy after that they were shit.

      • The Greatful Dead are fucking shite and are of absolutely no consequence to me. I couldn’t tell you a single fucking song of theirs. Utterly inconsequential.

      • Partial to a bit of Jethro Tull… Also, Focus were great, and I always thought Deep Purple were better than Led Zeppelin… Gillan (as a vocalist) pisses all over Plant, same goes for Blackmore being well ahead of Page…… Coverdale was good too, but he later did all that poodle rock crap with Whitesnake…

        Genesis were ace… Prefer the Gabriel/Hackett era, but the Collins led line-up did some good stuif too….

      • I went to see Jethro Tull once, took a mate as he was a big fan. It’s the only time I have seriously contemplated suicide. We all like different things and what is music to my ears isn’t necessarily going to do it for the next person, I get that.

        Ian Anderson put me though two hours of misery and I paid the cunt to do so, which makes me the cunt.

      • @ Sixdog Vomit

        What tour was it? because its generally accepted among fans that after Glascock left (hehe glasscock I know right?) John Evans left and the drummer barrie barlow left marked the end of the classic mk. 2 lineup of the band.

        They lost their edge as a live act and their albums were getting worse. Glascock died as well at 28yr (also signed a bad contact with Ian too) and Ian was becoming more of a hardass

      • Lemmy should of returned to hawkwind he sang some of the better songs like silver machine, and the watcher. He got fired because he got caught with speed dexedrine I think.

        I still think Hackett leaving genesis is a huge head scratcher his solo stuff is alright but mostly unsatisfying… great guitarist though

      • My favourite Tull period was the Songs From The Wood, Heavy Horses & Stormwatch period, for me it was downhill all the way after that.
        Lemmy being fired from Hawkwind caused Stacia to quit & thus their shows were never quite as ‘interesting’ again, certainly after Bob Calvert died I lost interest in them.
        As for contemporary ‘prog’ I’d recommend Mostly Autumn, heavily influenced by Floyd & Genesis with an amazing lead singer – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRq3UT3MmY4

  3. I think that Stephen Hawking is taking this mannequin challenge thing way too seriously….

  4. If ‘Emm Dahling’ Thompson had been around in revolutionary France, the fucking cunt would have been rightly guillotined… Full of shit, out of touch, arrogant as fuck, look down on the peasants idle rich cunt…

  5. Iv’e detested this luvvie cunt since the first gulf war when she stood in Hyde park and called all soldiers murdering scum…… Bitch…. my brother was fighting to free Kuwait and she was “sharing ” her personal opinion of soldiers in front of 10k other fucking halfwits. The fact this stupid woman then went on to do an anti fracking bake off with her equally cuntish sister Sophie, just adds to her stupid cuntishness, I mean who drags a fucking generator into a feild to bake a pissing cake to demonstrate against fracking!
    The woman has no morals , is anti British and a fucking tax dodger.
    Fuck off Thompson you CUNT.

    • Didn’t some hero throw cow shite over her, at that facking thing, or was that just a pleasant dream?……

    • I am waiting for the day when all these Britain haters fuck off and live in the flyblown shitholes they are always banging on about.
      Why do they hang around in a country they clearly detest. Fact is if they went they would last about 5 minutes. Either they would be killed (hopefully) or turn straight round when they landed and realised this place wasn’t so bad after all.
      Cunts.

  6. I know i use this phrase a lot, but Emma Thompson must pinch herself everyday.
    Another posh cunt, who can only play a posh cunt. And for some reason there seems to be endless roles for posh cunts.

    If i was a posh loaded cunt, and paid for my child to go to the best schools, I’d be fucking outraged that they became actors.
    Waste of fucking money………

    • Not sure I’d be outraged if any of my kids had £40 million before they were fifty….

      Horrible cunt though…..

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