Dead Pool (44)

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted that despite surviving 634 assassination attempts, Fidel Castro has passed away!

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 44…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Here’s the Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

98 thoughts on “Dead Pool (44)

  1. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

    Death to FIFA (and to cunts who say I MUST wear a poppy).

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    • Oh you cheeky cunt! nabbed my ginger and he’s been so close to death for the last 40 years. That music mags had a obituary written in advance

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  2. Bill Clinton
    Pope Francis
    Bruce Forsyth
    Jeff Besos
    Amancio Ortega

    I wish we also had a list of cunts who deserve to die. That would be a long one.

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    • Congratualtions King on winning with Fidel. I put Brucie on the list as I am surprised he has lasted this long.

      I bet the Grim Reaper is soon to be sharpening his sythe for Mr Forsythe.

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  3. Well done King Cunt!

    My choices this time round;

    Dobri Dobrev
    George P Shultz
    Clifton James
    Kenny Sansom
    Peter Vaughan

    Thanks

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      • I bet Poitier wasn’t. Glad I nicked him back.

        Great actor and I’ve enjoyed most of his films but on the BAFTAs this year (where they had to film his acceptance speech remotely), well, I’m amazed he’s lasted this long.

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          • I pissed myself laughing for a week after that story came out.In fact when I am having a bad day even now the thought of Tebbit kicking a kid in a chinky dragon costume bring a grin to my face.

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  4. Nice one, King Cunt…Now Fidel can join his cunt buddy Che in hell (if only)…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Geoffery Bayldon
    Clint Eastwood
    Hugh Hefner

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  5. Kanye West
    Prince Philip
    Bruce Forsythe
    Angelina jolie
    Cher

    Hmm, I had Philip first, but I think Kanye’ll probably do himself in before the reaper comes for Philip

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  6. johnny Depp
    Ant – hopefully eating by hungry lion
    Dec – same as above
    Prince Philip – hopefully not as this will spoil Christmas television.
    Piers Morgan

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  7. Lenny Henry
    Dawn French
    Benderdic Cunterpatch
    Richard Cuntis
    Nicola Sturgeon (or wee jimmy Krankie as we like to call her in our house)

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  8. Kirk Douglas
    Val Kilmer
    Timothy Spall
    June Brown
    Kenny Samson

    Fingers crossed its not Val, probably hollywoods finest actor, behind Gregory Peck.
    IMHO……..

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  9. Johnathon Woss
    Keef Lemon
    Russell Bland
    Michael bouncy fuckin hair McIntyre. Unfunny cunt
    Eddie Is Ard
    Nick Clagg
    That cunt builder Gary down the road. Baldy fuckwit.

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  10. Fuck, Uncle Dickie has got Kenny Samson.

    I’m declaring myself unfit to play this round, due a cloudy head, but will try to get my fitness levels up for the next game……

    Fucking harder than it looks……..

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  11. Fuck it I’m a cunt Dio, I put John Redmond instead of John Redwood. John Redmond is already dead, the cunt.

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    • Redwood is an old neighbour of mine and was a personal friend until I moved away. Stood against him once at the general election. I was the agent for the Looney candidate and we didn’t come last. Lost the deposit tho’ – natch!

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  12. Carried over from DP43:

    John Le Carre
    Barry Humphreys
    Norman Foster
    Barry Foster

    Someone pinched my Helmut Kohl (fnarr), so he’s replaced with Madeleine Albright in 44.

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  13. So sixties crimper to the stars Leonard has croaked. Gave Twiggy her look and set the style for the decade. Less well known unless you were in with the in crowd (jeez what an embarrassing era), was his barnet and pubes combo. Pleasant enough little cunt but what a star fucker – AC/DC naturally but weren’t we all in those days.

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