Dead Pool (43)


Congratulations to J R Cuntley (love your books on fly fishing) who correctly predicted the demise of our favourite UNCLE Robert Vaughan.

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ll stick with the same Dioclese lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool (43)

    • Doe’s the extra “L” I’ve slipped into HRH mean that you’ve got him instead of me? If so, well played you cunt. Also, if that is case, I’ll have Chuck Berry instead.

      • No, my bad. Phil the Greek is yours – I should have had a refresh before posting and i would have seen you already had him
        i am a cunt!!

        i’ll have

        Tom Courtenay

    • Congrats JR, shame it was old Bobby Vaughn, when there were far more deserving cunts who could have shuffled off. Any of mine would do😀

      • Gonna have to change, sorry, David McCallums taken,

        New list:

        Rolf Harris
        Fred Talbot
        Gary Glitter
        Mary Berry
        Rosemary Conley


    • I’m a little weary now tho Gingers, all that searching for old cunts in gods waiting room to nominate has proper worn me out……

      I’ll be bloody lucky with Rosemary Conley……her being a lover of the exercise cunt…..but you never know.

  1. HRH The Queen
    Princess Anne
    Toni Braxton
    Tony Pulis

    Congrats JR………………..Baaaaaaaaaaaaah

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Chuck Blazer
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke

    Fucking FIFA cunts.

  3. Congrats to J R Cuntley!

    This time around;

    Peter Vaughan
    Jean Marie Le Pen
    Dobri Dobrev
    Clifton James
    Mary Wilson

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow


  4. Meat Loaf
    Jimmy Greaves
    Linda Gray
    Barry Gibb
    June Brown

    Meat Loaf because his last (hopefully) album was an absolute hilarious ear-bleeding shambles. Do yourself a favour, download it, have some friends round and have a bloody good laugh!

    • I just can’t agree about Meatloaf, I loved the new album and own it on Vinyl .
      Admittedly his voice is not what it once was but he can still carry raw human emotion and you hear it in this album. But that said everyone is entitled to their opinion. 😀

    • Good call, They’re All Cunts. The latest Meatloaf album has to be heard to be believed – or rather shouldn’t be heard! – it’s that bad. Great singer though he undoubtedly was, he’s well past his sell by date. The aural equivalent of root canal surgery…

  5. Marcia Falkender
    Kenneth Kaunda
    Fidel Castro
    Sidney Poitier
    Stanisław Kowalski
    (The last bloke is a Polish athlete)

  6. Rick Parfitt
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres


    Thank you to Boilsucker for nicking Sidney Poitier – good choice.

  7. I know what you mean Cuntybollocks, been wracking my brain till it fucking hurt. Pretty optimistic with Kirk Douglas, he will be 100 soon so maybe the excitement will be too much for him.

    • He and his wife look like waxworks in wheelchairs, she’s had so much surgery she looks like someone dug up Joan Rivers 12 months after she died.

  8. Lenny Henry
    Benderdick Cunterpatch
    Dawn French
    Richard Cuntis
    Killery Cliton (I am hoping losing the election will finally finish this megolomaniac beatch)

    • I think there’s more chance of the President Elect getting done Lincoln style before he’s elected (no doubt by some well-meaning Democrat).

      I only say this because when Barry became President Elect and went to visit GW for the first time he was swamped with security just in case some “good ole redneck boy” decided that he didn’t want Barry in power.

      When Trump got off his private jet to visit Barry on Thursday there was him and was greeted by some aid, that was it. I get the feeling that the powers that be are not too bothered about a high security presence for this President Elect. Just saying.

  9. Robbie Coltrane (sadly)
    Yoko fucking Ono (50 years too late)
    Brian Blessed (the fat shouty cunt)
    Nicolas Parsons
    Rick Parfitt

  10. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    My usual annoying still alive cunts please.

  11. we reckon

    bruce forsyth
    Bernie eckleston
    honor blackman
    roger moore
    hugh Heffner

    all dried out dusty old cunts

      • Funny thing is julian assange might be dead. There have spectaculations since last week… so you might have your man

        Kilary and obuntu both want him dead for the wikileaks and costing her the election

  12. Peter Beardsley
    Marcus Trescothick
    John Noakes
    Dame Edna Everage (Barry Humphries)
    Vladimir Putin

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