Ben Smith

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Ben Smith – the smug cunt has run 401 consecutive marathons for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

It no doubt beats working for a living and the way he was talking to the appeasing cunts on the ABBC sofa you could almost hear the book deal forming in his head.

That will be 401 pages of “Went running today!” A calendar has more interesting content and that only goes on for 366 pages at most!

The most nauseating thing however is when he banged on about visiting 101 schools to tell them about his own “journey” as he experienced bullying when he was at school.

What a fucking role model: if you’re the school punchbag…run like fuck! Yeah what a great
message that sends out and obviously it was good training for undertaking this pointless exercise.

I’d have more respect for him if he’d taken up boxing and offered to show kids how to smack their bullies in the teeth – most bullies are fucking cowards anyway and a bunch of fives usually guarantees that they’ll leave you the fuck alone for the rest of your school life. Run from the cunts and you’ll be running for ever – just like this Ben Smith cunt!

He also claims he suffered no blisters whatsoever. Well the blisters on my eardrums listening to your self-righteous bullshit certainly need lancing – you cunt! Get a job, twat and actually do something with your life!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

17 thoughts on “Ben Smith

  1. Running anywhere marks you out as a soft headed cunt. Buy a car like most normal people, you fucking tit.

    • Indeed, even Eddie ‘cumbucket’ Izard rand 27 marathons in 27 days for the BBC’s Sport Relief, probably in high heels, full make-up, a dress & heels.
      He probably used Radcliffe & Farrah’s ‘special’ doctor for pharmaceutical fuel.

  2. Was every “sleb” bullied at school?.
    What is bullying?

    Is when someone dislikes you coz you have weird mannerisms?

    Is it when your peers don’t like you gawping at other boys in the showers?

    Is it what happens when your listening to Madonna on your walkman when the rest are running about playing?

    Is it what happens when you think you far superior than other pupils coz you won the maths quiz?

    Or is what happens when the muscles in your brain and gob are stronger than your arms and you make derogatory comments to a boy bigger than you.

    When a sleb claims they were bullied, i nod and think ” yeah i get that”

    I detest bullying and bullies , they are fucking scum,but some claims of being bullied is just a case of not being liked.
    And we cant be liked by everyone.
    Thats reserved for the national treasures…………

    • Exactly!

      Some of these cunts feel bullied when someone invades their “personal space”……on FaceBook!

      In my day the school bully was good for a kick in the spuds or push you down a fucking steep bank after it snowed!

  3. Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch was bullied at school, he was forced to eat non-organic butternut squash soup by the dinner-ladies, oh the humanity

  4. NOMINATION

    Emma Watson

    Not only is she a so-called ambassador for some fucking charity, the last bastion of ALL shit actors these days.
    But the cunt has been in the news today for leaving books on the underground with a hand written note.
    Now, in my eyes, that’s fucking littering, so she should get a fucking £80 fine the fucking bitch.
    She is a shit actress anyway whose range is akin to Barry from Eastenders.

    • Barry redeemed himself in Extras…

      Wanking over the nudie pen.
      Not a lot if luvvies would have done that…..

  5. What a mega fucker the type to be seen at one of barrymores infamous pool parties ,no doubt will also be invited to the BBC christmas party ,this fucker as got ,i will bore every one to death written right across his fucking head,he a knocks me a fucking sick,hes a cunt.

  6. The twat who tried to make my life hell at school backed off with loaded pants after being introduced to the muzzle of a vintage Webley Senior .22 air pistol. I reckon Clint Eastwood would have approved.
    Webley… and Scott… and Me… (line pinched from Sudden Impact).

    • I don’t know if it was you ,but some cunt brought one of them to my school.
      I think every cunt broke the schools 200m record that day…..

  7. Bullies and cliques in the work place do my suede in, the seriously need a cunting.
    I’ve seen it happen, many a time.

    How can these, and I use the term loosely, adults, many married with kids, promote themselves to make someone’s life a misery,
    Just because they’re either;

    Shy, quiet, don’t want to join their ‘gang/clique’ or heaven forbid, don’t want to join in the secret fucking Santa or have some kind off affliction.

    It’s bad enough in schools, but in the fucking work place, it’s fucking disgraceful behaviour, when all most people want to do is earn a decent crust and fuck off home…
    I’m sorry to say, it nearly always seems to be fucking women and sometimes nancyboy blokes, who haven’t got the bollocks to stand up to them, so, they join in.
    The fucking wankers, bleat on how they are the hardest workers, yet spend most of the day, gossiping and shit stirring.
    I’ve seen a many good worker not turn up the next day, never to return and when I bump into them, tell me that’s why they left….

    Fucking cocksucking wankfucking bullies………I hate them.

  8. Did anyone see this self absorbed twat on BBC today? Whining that he is depressed as he has nothing to do since his feat, and has “given too much of himself” for charitable causes! What an attention seeking cunt. Get a fucking job, you lazy prick!

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