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118 118 need to be cunted. I don’t think I have ever used it and when I checked how much the cunts charge I never will. £3.49 per call and £3.49 per minute thereafter (minimum 1 minute) apparently so I think they charge you best part of £7 for a fucking number. What a load of cunts.

Who the dumb cunts are who call them I don’t know, why not Google the number for free and if your an old cunt with no phone ask/ring some cunt who can look it up for you. It’s one of those situations where I don’t know who the biggest cunts are? 118 118 or the people who use it. It’s no wonder they have now moved into money lending after ripping off all these cunts.

I remember those two annoying 70s athlete lookalike cunts in the Mews where I live running up and down like a pair of cunts, with all the Media cunts in the Office below me lapping it all up like a load of cunts. ‘Got your number’ yeah I got yours as well, you cunts.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

20 thoughts on “118 118

  1. These cunts get paid for fucking annoying me every 2 fucking minutes,they look to have deep issues ,are they from the fucking nut house,whats their purpose in life is it just to fucking annoy me?????

  2. Always been puzzling to me. What a fuckin rip off! But it seems people do actually use it. Beats me.

  3. Pervy looking pair of cunts as well. Sutcliffe types especially the one on the right. The other one just looks like a nonce.

  4. I wonder if the 118 on their chests refers to the number of prostitutes that they’ve raped and murdered in their illustrious careers.

  5. I’ve always liked comedy and understood that for comedy to work , the comedians have to keep fresh material coming.
    Its not an easy thing to do unless you are Derek McGovern or J R Cuntly.
    But for about ten years or so comedy it seems is any cunt who acts daft, like the 118 118 ads , doing stupid challenges or does a karaoke carpool over and over again.
    Personally i like Rhod Gilbert, maybe not everyones cup of tea , but is mine.
    When we talk about new generations getting dumbed down, i think laughing at the same shite for years proves that they are fucked.
    I’ve stopped telling my childhood jokes to my daughter coz she don’t get it unless it involves farts…….

    For anyone who doesn’t know Derek McGovern, he’s the betting tipster in the Mirror (i know), but he’s fucking hilarious (as is our very own J R Cuntly) and coz its daily, he has to keep it topical…….

      • He is, black and White Cunt.
        I think he’s wasted doing that column. He could either be one of Britain’s funniest comedians or a comedy writer.
        I don’t bet, but cant wait for his column, coz he will make me piss myself everyday (not litterally).
        I googled him once and it seems that is all he does. Don’t know why coz he should have his own programme……….

  6. How fucking much? The fucking BBc do those shows about rip off builders ,they ought to highlight this bit of thievery.
    Agree about silliness ; these two cunts, the opera singing cunt with the very bootable face, the Yankee actor cunt who advertises a phone company, the cunts who advertise cars, all leadlined tossers and fucking annoying in a world where annoying is becoming par for the course.

  7. I’ve been reading the medias take on the death of el comandante Castro.
    The Cuban revolution IMO was a fucking mess.
    They got rid of an ubber cunt in Batista, but then ran the country into the ground.
    Embargos aside, Cuba has rich fertile land that was left as a jungle, when crops could have been planted for the people to eat, not smoke.
    Anyway the non left media are listing all his evils, and they may be right, but isn’t it less evil than the Arab rulers of the middle east.
    Every western politico are literally on their knees licking arse every time they meet a Saudi prince, yet these Arab rulers are amongst the most despicable cunts that have ever breathed.
    I’m not standing up for Fidel or commies , but the media should give the evils that the Arabs do more coverage than some island dwellers, who if the truth be told had little impact on our affairs……

  8. Do you know what i think is a cunt ?
    When it’s well after five in the evening and I’m wondering if i should post a comment or wait until a new nomination comes up.
    So i decide to post it , and when I’m done a new nomination pops up.
    Cuuuuunt…….

    Littleyellowsmileyface……….

  9. Caught a bit of ‘I’m a cunt get me in there’ the other night and apart from the usual crap I noticed they have done well in selecting an unusually desperate load of cunts. Top of the list is Joel Dommet this middle class cunt is a ‘Comedian’ apparently and surprise surprise he’s not funny at all. I don’t know what it is but as soon as I hear these well spoken comedians I know they’re going to be shit. I know the middle class make up more of the population than the working class now but cmon surely this cunt only appeals to uni types and the right on brigade. I would love to see this cunt try to entertain a working class northern crowd. The unfunny cunt.

    • Steer clear of BBC radio 4 at half six, its full of the posh unfunny cunts.
      There’s one called “just a minute” that has been going since before I was born.
      A bunch of twats talking utter shite for the whole half hour, and somehow the (probably posh) audience are in stitches.

      • “A bunch of twats talking utter shite for the whole half hour, and somehow the (probably posh) audience are in stitches”

        You sure that wasn’t today in Parliament you tuned into?

      • There’s a bunch of twats talking shite on before that, it’s called the news. Don’t get me started……😡

      • Every time i hear/see the way they cunts behave, it makes me want to fly in amongst them with the claw end of a hammer.
        I’m surprised that there’s never any fisty cuffs.
        They must sort it out in the sauna rooms later with some hard oily fisty cuffs……..

  10. They definitely are two annoying cunts, the type that I would love to feed a knuckle duster sandwich to.

  11. its not the celebs doing the ads who are the cunts. if i was offered £100,000 for a couple of hours work i doubt if i’d say no. no its the fuckers who make the ads and assume that because something is endorsed by a celeb the plebs will rush out and buy it. errrrrrrr hold on a minute. they’re right!. thats precisely what they do ! fuckin twats!

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