Stoppers

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Ever get done by a “stopper”?

i.e. you’re walking along at the general pace and then the cunt immediately in front of you just stops (and usually to update a TwatBook status or something equally important)!

Colour me simple, colour me stupid, but – as I would in a car – if I wanted to check something or whatever I’d walk to the side of the walkway/aisle/etc. before stopping but no that’s too much effort with the hipster generation (useless, self absorbed, remoaning cunts).

However “stoppers” be warned, your nemesis the “absent minded buggy riders” are also out in force. These cunts swan about on the free buggies provided by large shops and shopping centres, and – because a lot of the users aren’t actually proper raspberries, just lazy twats – they have no idea how to control them, nor the concept of “looking where they’re driving”.

Yes “stoppers” you halt your ass immediately in front of an “absent minded buggy rider” and enjoy the seething pain as one, if not both, achilles tendons are whacked into by the ‘safety’ bumper (as a “peaceful stopper”, decked out in the full ayatollah gear, found to his cost in The Centre MK – I laughed at the cunt as he went down like a bag of spanners).

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

65 thoughts on “Stoppers

  1. Just as bad are those articulated old biddies who pull a basket thing on wheels along behind them. Crawling along,normally with a confused old dodderer along for company,they block aisles while they spend 10 minutes arguing over what kind of cat food Tiddles might enjoy that week.
    Old people,woman with prams,cripple chariot users,cunts who keep their fucking rucksacks on in the shop,in fact,anyone who can’t just go into a supermarket and do their weekly shop in under 10 minutes should only be allowed out of their houses between the hours of 1am tilll 4am,when I’m safely tucked up in my wanking chariot.

    • Right there with you, Dick. What boils my piss as well is how some cuntish parents consider a trip to the supermarket like it’s a fucking family outing. What a brilliant idea to bring along Little Johnny Bastard, Katie Crap Pants, Delinquent Damian and the baby that’s about 10 minutes old. What a joy to have these fucking turds under your feet, running around the aisles, screaming at the tops of their voices, fingers in everything spreading their disgusting germs everywhere and continually whining in that sing-songy way that’s like finger nails scraping a blackboard to normal people. JUST FUCK OFF you little shits. Bastard bastard kids. Ignorant, selfish, inconsiderate, thick-as-pig-shit parents. All cunts.

      • Bang on I Y.
        Last week a tart had her three kids in the supermarket the other day, and while she shopped, they got a wheelie basket each and started racing around the aisles pushing them, with not one cunt including myself telling them to fuck off.
        Night clubs used to be dodgy for a fight , now its the supermarket

      • I’d like to pick up where you left off if I may, IY.

        Great Ormond Street Hospital. What other hospital in this country has TV adverts begging for dosh? Not a fucking one. So how come GOSH gets to do it? Isn’t it part of the NHS like every fucking other hospital in the country? Don’t they get enough money out of us via our taxes and NI that they beg for more via (very expensive) TV adverts. Its because it is for KIDZ!

        The Calais illegal immigrant camp. A magnet for not only parasitic wog scum but also any virtue signaling schleb, terminally deluded so called charity organizations and blinkered journos pushing the George Soros No Borders agenda . Why does a camp full of thieving illegal wog rapist cunts get so much attention? Because of the (alleged) KIDZ.

        Russia and Syria bombing the shit out of ISIS in Eastern Aleppo. You would think that would be a good thing, something that we should be joining in with or at least cheering on from the sidelines. But no. MSM paints it as a human tragedy and war crime-athon. Why? Because a few fucking KIDZ are getting killed!

        Do you see where I’m going with this?

        Why does society deem some people worth saving and others not? Why are kidz more deserving than adults? Why are wiminz more deserving than men?

        In the early hours of 15th April 1912 a very interesting sociological experiment took place in the North Atlantic about 375 miles South of Newfoundland. That was the time, date and place that RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and started to sink. Of the 2224 passengers and crew over 1500 died. But what is very interesting about this event is the demographics of the survivors.

        75% of the female passengers survived. 50% of the child passengers survived. Only 19% of the men survived. The reason for the disparity is simple; men sacrificed themselves to save the wiminz and and kidz. And men continue to sacrifice themselves every day, fighting wars to protect the wiminz and kidz, working dangerous shitty jobs to pay for wiminz and kidz, dying early because all the medical resources are spent on wiminz and kidz.

        Isn’t it time this changed? Isn’t it time men stood up and said “Fuck that for a lark”. Isn’t it time men got in the lifeboats too?

      • Arise Sir Skid, for thou art right on the money!

        The constant fawning over fucking kids really gets on my fucking nerves. I have the sheer audacity to own a house. I know- what a bastard I am. What happens? Money is taken from me by force in the form of property tax. Where does 80% of that extortion go? Yep, you guess it – the local school authority. To help pay to educate OTHER PEOPLE’S FUCKING BASTARD SCUM OFFSPRING.

        Then we have the constant round of collections for various school and after school programmes. You buy something in the supermarket and get harassed by being asked if you want to ’round up’ the amount and donate it to some fucking kid’s charity. Stupid fucking bold as brass yellow fucking Yank school buses just stop dead to pick up 2 ton Chad and what happens? Everything this side and the other side of the road HAS TO STOP – BY LAW!!! Why not inconvenience the tax payers even more by stopping them getting to work. Brilliant! And the lesson here to the shitting turd bag school vermin is, whenever you’re around on the pavement, the world stops just for you. Yeah, that’s real. If we let a few of these shits get run over, word would spread and maybe they’d be a little more careful and we can all get to work on time. Note, they get on/off the bus on the pavement side not the road side, so what’s the fucking problem anyway? Jeeeeezus Christ!

        Radio ads for donating your car to kids’ charities. Seriously. Buying a burger (in Culvers) and you’re asked if you want to donate $1 to some bastard kid charity. Buy a video game (in Game Stop) and it’s the same thing. On and on and on. The list is endless.

        Why don’t kids just fuck off and why don’t fucking parents pay for their own fucking kids and keep their thieving bastard hands out of my pockets?

      • I feel your pain, I.Y. The cunts will say “Children are our future so it is every bodies responsibility to look after them” Oh really? If you cunt of a sprog is my future, how come I didn’t have any say in your having the fucking thing? You get the right to choose ( don’t get me started on the pro-choice lobby. You had a choice to keep your legs closed but you blew it you slut ), but I don’t? Cunts.

      • In fairness, the slut tried to keep her legs closed.
        But after a few kidney punches, she surrendered……….

      • Exactly right again, Sir Skid.

        When the issue comes up in general conversation (usually with an entitled parent), I always use this example.

        I decide to buy a new car. Get it home, then go over to the neighbours’ house. Knock on the door and speak to said neighbour. I tell him I’ve just bought a new car and want him to pay for the insurance. His counter-argument is me buying a new car has nothing to do with him so why should he pay for my insurance? The retort is, him deciding to have a kid had nothing to do with me, so why should I have to subsidise it? Touche!

      • What about those ‘professional obstructers’ who think having a conversation right at the entrance/exits of the supermarkets is acceptable behaviour. Utter cunts.

      • Cunts in my office do that too. A common walkthrough where one cunt is on the left side and the other cunt is on the right. So you have to apologise for going between them. Ten minutes later you’re heading back the other way and they’re in exactly the same position.

        Grow a fucking brain and choose a side, FFS! People are so fucking thick it drives me nuts.

      • I Fell for one of those the other day. Coming out of Tesco the other day, I swerved towards the dog’s trust stand wanting to make a donation, because that his how I roll. However, the stand was actually manned by ppl who were part of a commercial company hired for, and paid by Dog’s trust to raise funds for them, by signing up direct debits from mugs by me. Fuck that! Much as I support charities who do good, like the dogs trust, I am not going to pay them to pay companies to raise money, I would have been happier chucking money in a bucket for a happy volunteer, not someone earning a commission. They are not getting money from me now, or ever. Fuckers. And I feel sorry for the dogs.

        Charities really have lost the plot now, and I pretty much will avoid all of the knighthood seeking fuckers

      • What about the cunts with shitloads of discount coupons at the checkout,.A trolley piled up to fuck and your behind them with a pint of milk and some teabags.They did clock you but “Ya can fakin wait”

    • and dont forget those wankpot stoppers.Beard fake glasses and hair in a bun checking his phone.Whats the urgency? House on fire,girlfriends just been murdered by a northerner with a ballpein hammer No its some similar twat sending a selfie while eating a packet of walkers crisps and gary linekers a cunt too!

  2. Absolutely superb cunting.

    A variation of this is the Japanese tourists who stop every five seconds to take photographs of everything – or as we call them round here, the Japarazzi.

  3. A most excellent cunting, and an observation that is entirely true. These self centered pricks make a shopping mission turn into a fuck-out of massive size. These clinically fat fucks in Asda who say “I need a scooter…I’m too ill to walk” are talking bollocks. It’s not illness…it’s cake…vast twatting amounts of it.
    They jump on the instore bakery the same way that a group of lions jump on a cape buffalo’s arse.

    I do 99.9% of my shopping online these days. Big savings to be had, plus I can’t be arsed getting in that jungle of shit.

    Another culture I’ve noticed in supermarkets are the Joules wearing middle class blonde birds in their quilted riding jackets who deliberately leave their trolleys at an awkward angle, right in the middle of the aisles while they go off and look at what to get for little Pippa Harriet’s school presentation day. Anyone could easily raid their trolley while it’s unguarded as they’re too wrapped up in their own bubble to even notice.

    These wankbook stoppers with their manbags, ginger beards and Rupert Bear trousers are a pain in the arse. Next time, why don’t they stop on a railway line to check their twatter updates and see if the express will stop for them? I doubt it.

    • It amuses me to add items to abandoned trolleys – usually something very expensive – and watch when the spoiled cunt gets to the checkout. Sometimes the item is not spotted until after it’s been rung up, then the argument starts!

      • Oh I have got to try that! Especially on the cunts who park their trolley to either chat with some other mong or talk to someone on their samsmong phone on what flavour of doritos they should buy. So going to slip a side of salmon in their basket, or a tagged shades of grey video

    • I don’t know what it is about dumbass people and supermarkets. These space cadets are lawyers, professors, doctors, scientists, etc. in everyday life. Put a shopping trolley in front of them and they become absolute mongs.

      Whenever I’m carved up or get the sudden stop from one of these cunts, my usual comment is, “Please tell me you don’t drive a car”. They’re usually too taken aback to say anything. They know they’ve been rumbled for being a stupid bastard.

      Depending upon my mood, I’ll also mess with the inconsiderately abandoned trolley. I used to place a couple of extra items in their trolley just to piss them off. That back fired one time when the cunt was in front of me at the checkout line, realised the extra items, then caused a time consuming drama as they explained to the 12 year old on the till why they didn’t want said items. You can imagine my mood when that happened. These days, I go the ‘take items out’ route. That’s far more satisfying because it’s way more likely to inconvenience them when they realise they’ve ‘forgotten’ something and much less likely to backfire on me.

      • If you’re lucky enough to spy a “veggie” type hippy couple with their snot-nosed brats perusing the fresh vegetable section,do try to slip a packet of economy burgers in there.

      • Come on to fuck,Dick.
        Leave me and the missus alone.
        We behave ourselves in shops.
        But if you want to slip a fifty in my wallet to pay for the stuff, coz its fucking not cheap…….

        But the fake chicken is a little cheep……

      • I’d like to say something clever, like they are high on consumerism, or hypnotised with capitalism so they can be manipulated by the new world order, blah blah……
        But, it is simply a fact that these people are cunts, monged up on their own false sense of self importance. It’s a well known fact that the more people you have in a room, the lower the collective IQ. Now, with social media, the cunts don’t have to be in the same room.

      • Ha! Good one, GJ. Was listening to the radio t’other day and some dad of a teenage girl was talking about when his daughter hangs out with her friends. He said it’s reached a point where half a dozen of them will be sitting around not speaking a word to each other because they’re too busy ‘communicating’ with all their other friends who aren’t there via their various mobile devices. How fucking sad is that?

  4. This falls into the teckunt category, its those cunts who cannot operate without tucking around with a phone, table, camera and have no a milliamps of tucking common sense..anyone under 27 is prone to this……
    I would like to count tucking with the time, who does it matter to and why do we have to do it, its a total count

    • to right mush.Ive been on train rides through beautiful scenery in foreign countries and half the twat passengers are on their fart phones checking facebook or some shite without once looking out the windows.What utter cunts.

  5. BBC provide my cunt of the day.

    A woman who decided helping the refugees was more important than her marriage and even her own kids at times. After we get to wonder how we are all not as dedicated as this woman and the thousands of “her own” money she has spent on helping the “migrants” The real story emerges as a footnote at the end of the article.

    She has fallen in love with an Afghan living at the camp and now plans to bring him back the UK and marry him.

    She feels she has done all she can to help the migrants now.

    Now you have got rid of hubby, neglected your kids and found a visa hunter to marry you’re done?

    How about if you love him so much he takes you back to Afghanistan and you settle there?

    He would be gone like a fucking shot you silly selfish fucking idiot.

    • Wheres your sense of romance?
      That will be a Julia Roberts movie next year.
      I bet you now it will at least be a tatty piece of shite book described as the struggle of modern love.
      Fifty Spades Of Calais.

      PS.when I was single, i would bathe, dress nice and put on some lynx some CH 212 to try and get laid ,and it didn’t always work, so how do these smelly ,dirty cunts pull.
      I know the bints they pull aren’t the most feminine, but they can smell . cant they?…….

      • Her sister in law who introduced her to the joys of migrant humping doesn’t look so bad but does seem to be wearing a hijab for some reason, one could almost suspect has has gone as far as converting to the religion of peace and illegal entry.

      • Absolutely typical stupid selfish ‘wimmin’ shite…. Seen it a hundred times… Full of ideals, defiance and causes, then she gets a bit of knob and suddenly the world can go to hell in a handcart… Some will give up everything just to get a shag and be called ‘angel drawers’, it’s fucking pathetic…. Of course those BBC excrement will sell this as a ‘love story’ championing ‘diversity’, but they are both selfish scum and I hope they both get some very nasty STDs, the cunts…

      • They are going to make a movie out of the story. George Clooney is going to black up to play the wog and Lilly the musical mong is to play the slapper. Jude Law and Benifits Cuntatit are playing the wog’s 5 year old wins.

      • Wait til he stones her to death for refusing to walk around without a bucket on her head.Women are cunts like that anyway in surveys they asked women who would you marry? Monday answer…”.a road sweeper if he could make me laugh” Tuesday same question/ same woman… answer “Oh hed have to be a harley street surgeon or something” Women are full of shit.

      • Well no change there.Ive had dealings with women for over 40 years now and can honestly say theyre full of shit.Theyre here to provide physical pleasure for men (usually black) and to have babies (usually a sooty kid)

      • The more I think of this it would be a gangbang movie, sort of blacks on blondes. 50 black “teenagers” and Clare the mong Mosely. They’re all desperate (they’d have to be with that cunt), she’s being extremely charitable.

  6. Stoppers are cunts.
    Cunts. Cunts, Cunts.

    But I’m the biggest cunt for putting up with it. I’d never back down from a fight, but always lose to these cunts.
    Every cunt is at it ,old young ,female and(fe)male .
    It’s time for a change.
    It’s time to fight back.
    Its a time for cunts to get some awareness.
    And its time for fucking manners.

  7. Birdman – I agree with you. But no doubt you’ve also noticed the decline in civility over the last few decades. The ‘fuck you’ mentality is so prevalent these days. It’s such a shame and so different to when I was a kid. The smile, wave or friendly nod of the head has been replaced by a scowl, gritted teeth and an expression which says, “What the fuck are you looking at?”. People are such scum now. When you bump into (not literally of course) a genuinely nice, kind, respectful, considerate, well mannered and articulate person these days, it’s almost a shock. Over here the Yanks are so up themselves it’s sometimes difficult to gauge the person through the fog of bullshit which surrounds them. Manners? Oh yes, I remember them.

    • No joking, i love the warm glow i get when someone is being polite, coz its a very rare thing these days…….

    • That is totally accurate and sums-up the whole essence of today’s fucked up society. This is a global problem, caused as much by the hateful scum media and totally bad choice role-model slebs, guiding feckless can’t-be-arsed-to-think sheep into acting whatever way they like. The religion of “easier to hate than be polite” reigns supreme. Their mantra is “DO NOT take responsibility for your own actions, and IT’S ALWAYS someone else’s fault”. It’s a total crock of shit.

      Being polite and civil, and being genuine with it these days is virtually non-existent. In the very rare occasions when I witness a random act of civility or kindness, I have to slap myself round the ear to make sure I didn’t imagine it? Such things are rarer than unicorn shit. There used to be common courtesy, but that’s sadly now laid in the dust.

      “Please say a Rest In Peace to manners, as not many people even bothered to check it was dead”.

    • N women are worse than blokes.Ever seen one of those stretch limos going through town on friday night? Horrid gobshites.Gawdstruth some feminist bitch said to me a few years back “women dont have egos” fuck off.

  8. Brace yourselves cunters, I know this will come as a shock but apparently an Afghan refugee who claimed to be 16 has said he is 22 on a dating website and has a beard on his LinkedIn profile, his uncle doesn’t know how old he is either. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3886766/Child-migrant-said-16-came-UK-Calais-Jungle-boasts-22-dating-website-beard-LinkedIn-profile.html#article-3886766

    What a joke and laughing stock this country is. I think we should help genuine Children to a certain limit, but this guy does not look like a child to me. Being I. The property game I heard that apparently if you take in a refugee family you are guaranteed rent by the council, shame they don’t help the British homeless on the streets and leave it to Charities to ask us (especially at Christmas) for help to help the homeless. It’s sad and terrible what’s happened to some of these countries (which we have helped mess up by getting involved) but we can’t keep taking people in as it will never end. We need to help sort the problem out in their countries. If anyone thinks the might of the West can’t wipe out ISIS and the other cunts then they are stupid, this is all being played for some agenda we don’t know about. When’s that cunt Branson going to set up a colony on the Moon? I want to live there now (as long as I can have Black pudding, Bacon, Rum and Coke, Weed, Curry Goat, Coke and a nice dirty woman), what a piece of cunt.

      • Our government makes cunts out of us. They will probably now decide that being as he is not a child he needs a flat and as many benefits as they can throw at him.

        Now unless the news reports are wrong the British tax payer has spent millions and millions training and equipping the Afghan army to fight the Taliban?

        Begs the question is he a Taliban refugee from the Afghan army?

        This is Kosovo all over again, spend millions making their country safe or in Kosovo’s case taking part of another country and giving it to Albanians and still end up knee deep in the fuckers here.

    • Yeah, terrorised, in fear of my life, starving, just dreaming of getting into Fantasy Island with my extended family and, the first thing on my mind, I’ll join a dating site (which blurs the lines on rape which is why the cunt probably did it).

      A person who is in desperate need and who is actually a child would no more think of this as I would think of asking for a glass of water at a free bar!

      Utter cunt and I hope the cunt gets deported! Oh but I forgot, once they’re here they’re harder to get rid of than herpes! Which is exactly why we shouldn’t take a single one in from the jungle.

      Happy to help out a genuine refugee from Syria who we extract directly from camps in Syria, Turkey and Lebanon but these cunts who’ve traversed continents and then a dozen safe countries to get here can all fuck off!

    • Forgetting his age for a minute, he looks rather well fed and in good spirits for a desperate refugee seeking shelter……

  9. Dear Cunters,

    I am sorry for sometimes being a slow oldish cunt with a man bag and two kids (one disabled) in a supermarket. I was actually reminded of this cunting yesterday whilst at the Intu shopping centre in Derby. It was indeed hellish cunt experience and I exited as sharply as the old heart, lungs and legs would allow after nearly being run over by a surly cunt bloke with a push chair with smeared faced brat on board. I did remark on this cunting previously that I saw a fat old cake stuffer on an electric spaz wagon in Tesco that was the size of a police BMW, styled after the Millennium Falcon and blocking the light from the dairy aisle. It was like Davros on GBH or whatever fuckin drug. Now cunts on those I’d ban from coming in. Hope she gets an anal fistula. She won’t be sitting comfy then.

    If I do stop it’s because I’m like a rabbit in the fucking headlights, not wanting to be bowled over. Anyway, I’ll try not to get in your way and sorry for being cunt.

    Yours sincerely

    Alan Fistula

    • As you’re in Derby , I’d say try and fuck off as many people as you can, and then repeat.

      When i was at college, one guy never spoke to me at all. When i asked why, he said “coz I’m Derby and you’re Leicester, so fuck off”.
      That was the only time he spoke to me .
      So on the off chance it might be him, get the cunts Alan…….

      COYB……

      • What a cunt he was Birdman. I have to go to Derby on Saturdays otherwise I’d swerve. I wouldn’t mind being a slow fucker in Nottingham, I’d do it triple and take me walking stick as well just to piss the cunts off. “Capital of the East Midlands” now that’s a cunt.

      • What the fuck was this retarded neanderthal mong doing at college? With that mentality he was clearly way too thick to learn anything. What a fucking waste of a class place.

    • Your right Alan,I’m a selfish cunt…but the good news is I’ve never been to Derby,so at least you’re safe from my particular brand of cuntitude.

  10. It is a worry for me as I have permanent knee damage.Hence if I trip over one of thses dumb cunts I could easily end up back in the hospital.

  11. A mate of mine is a black cab driver, and he said that hardly anyone talks to him on the job any more… Where at one time he’d have a chat with the customer, most of them now just sit there either gabbing on their phone, piss about on their iPhone, or wear those twatty mickey mouse ear headphones… Ignorant cunts…

    And he also thinks Lily Allen is a lying cunt and that the phantom cabbie never existed…

    • As a bus driver you get twats with their head phones who cant hear what Im saying like sorry didnt catch that after the penny drops they remove head phones buy ticket and I say something like “ok you can carry on listening to Justin Beiber now” Whats up with people today?Millenium twats.Hate the young ,if I were world dictator theyed all have to walk around dressed in corduroy and be only allowed to listen to Elgar.

  12. I watched in horror whilst in the bank the other week, when a fucking chav family, where waiting to be seen by a member of staff….Obviously needed a bank account for their dole to be paid into.
    The bank was full and their two brats were running about the place, annoying customers and staff, whilst chav mother and her mother was chatting.
    Well, the inevitable happened and a member of staff, who wasn’t given the memo that the bank had it’s own fucking playground, didn’t see the little fucker and knocked the kid flying.
    Well all hell broke loose, kid crying, member of staff apologising and chav mum going ape..blaming the staff member for not looking where she was going etc…

    As I was leaving, the Stupid fucking chav bitch, wanted some kind of compo, as her kid was traumatised! I made the mistake of looking and chav cunt said, ” you seen what happened” I said, ” yeah, you should’ve been watching your kid” and left.
    Unfuckingbelievable! It was the chav cunts fault! I bet she got that compo too…..the cunt.

    I tried as much as poss to teach my two when they were young to stay with the other half or me and behave, respect their elders and use manners, it costs nothing.
    I’ll give them their due, most of the time the were pretty good and they were and are well mannered……they knew they’d get the wrath of the other half if they didn’t…….not a pretty sight……even the dog fucks off when that happens.

  13. Stoppers, cunt families, chavs etc etc are all reasons why my trips to the shops are restricted to about one a year. Go to the bank more often and can 100% sympathise with Cuntybollocks above.
    Used to take my very well behaved German Shepherd into the bank. He got used to queuing and moved along with me. Never caused a problem in there for 5 years. Anyway walked in there one day and some cuntish kid screamed at my dog. Result ? Dog immediately banned. I wish he had taken a chunk out of the little bastard but he just stood and stared.
    Bank person was a cunt despite having seen me with dog on many occasions.

  14. 50 shades of Calais….fucking excellent, mind you I can see benefits in tying up a migrant and giving him a good whipping, the safe word can be I wanna go home and then I could be hard of hearing……. oh sorry mate I didn’t mean to flay the skin off your back down to the tucking bone….. see Shari law no so bad is it…. sorry say that again I’m a bit mutton, idea for Lilly the mongo migrant screwing

  15. How to shop in a supermarket…Make a list then go.Get around as quickly as possible i.e look list grab n go,early mornings are best.Easy isnt it? Not so.There are hoardes of fuckwit cunts out there that read a newspaper that takes all of 60 seconds cos they just look at the tits and then its “shall wi gah darn a morrisons?”They make a fucking afternoon out of it! Im trying to grab a can of beans and the cunts are standing there in my way staring at the fucking tins for ten minutes.If a religion of peace masked nun with sticky out glasses gets in my way its “MOVE!”

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