Nadiyah Hussain is a cunt…
The BBC’s sacred cow and PC commodity is now telling us how to (wait for it!) fry an egg… I shit you not… How to fry a fucking egg… Like there’s some sort of fucking art to it… I don’t know: wins a stupid cake baking TV show for saddos (and PC and ‘diverse’ into the bargain! Tick those boxes, BBC!) and now she’s telling us ‘riff-raff’ how to fry a sodding egg…. I might have known that Ginger cunt, Evans would have her on his show…
Anyway, we are British: and we know how to fry an egg (and bacon, sausages, bread, black pudding etc), so fuck off!
Nominated by: Norman
When you came from a land of shit and camels its all you can fucking cook. This cunt didn’t win it, she was selected for it.
She was very used to cooking in a hot tent as it what she did in Calais before being plucked to go on the show.
I wait only for the she screams Allah Akkbar and blows that cunt Mary Berry out with the window lickers now they have fuck all to do.
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That picture is just crying out for a bit of shopping. A BBC in the hand and a nice spludge of baby gravy on her face.
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I am not one to lower the tone usually. But by Christ you are spot on.
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I can fry an egg no problem.
I wonder if this foodie cunt can help me with another food dilemma…..Pork!
I can never seem to get it spot on, I seem to over cook it. I tried to copy bellend Olivercunt once, with his pork and it still came out wrong, as she’s won a competition and top cunt cook, maybe she can help me, I’ll ask her.
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Well well well we have a right cunt ere the only persons i can think of who would need any help in frying a fucking egg would be lineker and p, morgan and they would have to record it so they could play it back at least 12 times so that they could master the art of frying a fucking egg ,they want placing in a zorb ball including the skank and 50 dozen eggs and then they need to be rolled from john o ‘groats to lands end they knock me a fucking sick they are cuntss.
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Fucking ABBC tonight are showing this cunt winning last years bakecunt. Get used to seeing this cunt on many more programmes. She ticks all the ABBCs boxes.
I want a muzzie mixed grill to be cooked i.e. bacon, pork sausages, pork chop, gammon and leg of pork. Fuck the fried eggs.
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I would like to nominate MP Paul Flynn for a monumental cunting. (the cunt is an MP for the town of my birth – Newport)
He has stated that the referendum should be ignored just as the BoatyMcBoatface result was. Yes, that’s how much contempt he has for the electorate.
Newport voted Leave.
Wales voted Leave.
But this cunt knows better.
Now, I understand his disappointment as the EU gravy train is leaving with him still on the platform and the Kinnock clan waving goodbye from first class. But the stupidity of the cunt is breathless.
Newport voters – you know what to do. Expunge this wankstain from his over paid, underworked position. By all accounts he is fucking useless anyway.
Cunt.
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Wild stab in the dark. Would he be a labour MP by any chance? He shows the typical disgust for democracy so if he isn’t labour maybe he should change sides. If he is labour I’m sure he will go far.
(And for the benifit of my spell checker, which is a right cunt and getting right on my tits, labour does have a u in it as does colour.)
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Flynn is such a rambling deformed cunt.
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I will watch any pork related cooking programme that she does. Promise.
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Wouldn’t it be mint though if she got asked to host Saturday Kitchen with Anthony Worrall-Shoplifter and Brian Turner.
“And today Anthony will be doing a tenderloin of p…”
“Pork! Yes Nadia and we won’t even have to do the wine bit after because I nicked the perfect riesling from Waitrose on my way in. You’ll love both the pork and wine my love.”
“Er, great… And Brian will be handmaking a beautiful Cumberland p…”
“Pork sausage! Yes I have some of finest and some of the not so finest pork cuts to make a beautiful mincemeat and then you and I Nadia will be making them by hand. I’ll feed the mince through and you can hold my sausage…”
“…ooh er missus…”
“…thank you Anthony, before we poach it in a lovely onion gravy made with Theakston’s Old Peculiar which is also a fine accompaniment to drink with the dish as well. Cheers!”
Be worth the license fee alone that!
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All the pork jokes are funny and make me snigger,but I’ve said before, it’s not sacred to them.
They just think it’s dirty.
Out of all the meats,pork goes off quicker, was harder to store and gave sand dwelling cunts a dickie tummy or even better death.
It was the same with Jews, people were dying of food poisoning after eating gone off pork.
They put it into the religion to stop the numbers dropping.
In morroco there is wild pigs running in the mountains and nobody bats an eyelid.
That is the reason in Europe we learned to smoke or salt pork as it goes off at a faster rate to other meats and it contains more parasites.
Just think,if the muzzers never caught on to this,they would have been wiped out years ago……
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It was written in scripture (both Islam and Judaism) but essentially it was done because they were fed up of whole areas having a “dose of the scowers” from eating of the pig.
Before that all of your middle-eastern nations loved a bit of crackling.
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Never mind the pork gags, I’d like to see her shave her pubes and make a Black Forest Gateau…..
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I think that might be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read here.
Congrats Alan…..
I used to have a black female flatmate who would leave her trimmed pubes in a saucer by the sink in the communal kitchen.
No fucking joke.
There was five of us sharing and she (black female student) was the only one that was antisocial.
Can you imaging getting up on a cold dark morning, nursing a hangover and needing that life saving brew, only to find a saucer of black wirey pubes? Who the fuck does that.
She was super posh as well, and i think her dad was a diplomat.
Well, pubes by the sink ain’t diplomatic.
She must have hated us white workers………
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Now come on I bet you had a quick sniff of them!
Every now and then you’ll get a rancid batch, those are the ones plucked from around her arse!
Honest…
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Now that’s the most disgusting thing
I’ve ever read here……..
Also it happened more than once,so it wasn’t as if she left them there by accident…….dirty,dirty bitch……..
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Birdman I am pissing myself laughing at your post. I am so pleased that I could find a low tone and lower it even further. RWAC my fucking eyes are watering at the thought of the rancid batch. Hussein ought to be working in a halal takeaway but she’d probably gob in the basmati, the cunt.
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I’ve never baked a fucking cake in my life,and some paki in a dust-sheet isn’t going to change my mind. Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes,and you don’t have to fuck around for hours or buy half the fucking grocery shop to get one.
I’m rather partial to a French Fancy,but that’s a different story altogether.
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I’ll make a raw egg on her face and when I say egg I mean baby batter no yolk style hahaha 🙂
Also BBC is getting one step closer to announcing sharia law on air hahaha this stunned cunt actually looks like a female ainsley http://i.imgur.com/qcnfTAE.jpg lol separated at birth?!
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I have exceptionally low standards where women are concerned. But I can hand-on-heart say I would have nothing to do with her sexually. I would rather go without. Can’t believe I wrote that but have read and re-read and my mind is made up. Not even if she offered to lez it up with Dianne Abbott….AAaaghhhhh!
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Just look at her jihadi plastic smile. BBC’s national treasure. What total bollocks
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