Some people have no ability to sit still for even ten minutes without shuffling around and causing grief like they’ve just had their cock rammed in a hornets nest. Also these fucking pissed up cunters causing havoc and trying to get into the cockpit are the worst kind of aircunts around. Two well-aimed taps would do the trick. Trying to stir up shit in a long alloy tube at 30,000ft is on page one of the shit ideas guide.
Added to that, screaming kids fighting each other over toys while their deliberately oblivious parents pretend they can’t hear and it’s a vision of hell. I might not even bother renewing my passport. It’s nice when you get the other end, but it’s the shit you have to do to get there. A lot of these places are overrated anyway.
Nominated by: Twatvarnish
(It’s alright in business class tho’ – Dio)
As I get older I am beginning to hate getting on Planes, probably due to the fact that I get claustrophobic and any longer than 3-4 hours on a tiny Easyjet plane starts to drive me mad. I haven’t been on a long haul flight for a while now, but I am going to Jamaica early next year so that’s 9-10 hours, last time I got pissed and chatted up some Brunette bird most of the way but now I might freak out next time. If I kick off they might think I am a terrorist and I’ll probably end up in America on trial. I think I’m going to get 2 valium and eat some Hash and also drink a bottle of Rum next time, that should do the trick. Anyone know how long the Ship takes?
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Eating hash always works for me…..it’s like you flying……
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Funny you should mention ships as that is the way I’m thinking of doing my next long haul trip. Many freight ships have space for a few passengers and there are many agencies online for booking a passage. It looks intetesting. Unfortunately it works out about the same as business class so it kinda defeats the object.
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Expensive, yes but the advantages are considerable. Effectively it is a cunt free zone at least until they find out and ruin that too. I have avoided large cruise ships since they too have become infested with cunts and their satanic spawn. My job leaves me in proximity to their spawn and the last thing I want is to see or hear any more of them and to be trapped on a floating prison painted white and overrun with rats (the furry kind and the two legged variety) is a vision of hell.
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with the uptake of piracy by many developing/imploding nations, I would seriously think about any posible route taken by the ship before I took up that idea.
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Last time I flew back from America,I was sat next to a delightful American couple.Now normally I just blank the people around me,and hope that they’ll take the hint…Not this pair. They told me that this was their first trip out of the good ol’ US of A.
They seemed to believe that we all lived like a cross between Downton Abbey and Oliver Twist. Lacking the accent to pull off a convincing “Lord Queef of Upper Cervix”.I still managed to convince them that I was the Estate Manager.
There they sat,like two overfed Labradors,as I regaled them with tales involving The Aristocracy,the Bishop of York, cruel factory owners,my consumptive sister and a particularly scurrilous tale involving Prince Edward and the gamekeepers’ twin sons. I finished by inviting them to visit for the weekend at Dotheboys Hall.
They lapped up every morsel, and thanked me for a most entertaining flight…. The cunts had seen through me from the start,and played me like a salmon on a hook.
Fucking Yanks.
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These long flights can be a real ball-ache, especially when you’re sat next to an arsehole. I think the stewardesses could make it more entertaining for you if they took you into the toilet every couple of hours and sucked your dick. But the service is never that good.
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The stewards would probably oblige though if ya a strapping bloke.
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Labcon are being cunts again. The conservative side of our one party system is saying firms will not have to list foreign workers just report numbers and the Liemore side is saying MPs should vote on the terms of any Brexit deal.
The British people will be denied via a pincer movement of traitors in parliament.
A vote for either face of LabCon is a vote against your own future.
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Bulgaris has just banned the burqa and niqab in public with a fine of 770 euros and a loss of state benefits. Ouch! You can bet that last part is going to hurt!
They join a growing group of nations including France and Belgium who have similar bans. But surprisingly the list of countries banning the burqa also includes Egypt and Chad.
Its a shame when Islamic countries are ahead of the curve on this one while in UK they are talking about allowing the police to go about their duties with their identity hidden. Bunch of cunt.
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Banning the burqa is like sticking your in the dyke. Never mind what the sponging sewer rats wear,or what language they jabber at each other,or what backward beliefs they have.
Integrate into true British society or fuck off.
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Nah, they should just fuck off………
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Life in Britain should be made more uncomfortable for the goat fucking peaceful folk and banning the burqa is only part of that. Other measures could include an absolute zero tolerance to sharia, a ban on calls to prayer which make parts of UK sound like Islamabad, active and visible surveillance of mosques, a ban on halal slaughter, a ban on islamic faith schools and a special and aggressive police unit tasked with prosecuting FGM and honor killings.
Hopefully these measures, most of which are only a commitment by the authorities to enforce existing laws, will dissuade more goat fuckers from coming here and encourage those already here to fuck off.
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The fucked up thing is that because of the actions of the Nazis years ago ,we will never be able to round up the Muslim cunts and do what we want to them ( or send them back ) .the bleeding hearts would never allow it to happen even if we do create an uprising against the cunts , especially as they’re turning our kids into rainbow warriors……..another reason he Nazis were cunts……..
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The trouble is,as Birdman says, the vast majority of people in this country lack the will to actually do anything,and anyone who even publicly suggests trying to rein the cunts in, is treated like a criminal.
I know that it sounds defeatist,but I honestly believe that it is too far gone now. Our generation are responsible,but it’ll be the next generation that pays the price for our self-indulgent weakness.
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When is the last time the authorities enforced the law where these cunts are concerned ? too fucking worried about diversity, being called racist etc.
I have no objection to immigrants per se but those who come MUST adhere to our way of life, integrate, learn to speak English and generally stop behaving as if they were “at home” . This is now your home you cunts. If you don’t like it fuck back off.
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Our dear old chum Sadiq Khan needs another cunting. This time for blowing £39,806 of London tax payers money on a trip to the USA to denigrate Trump and show strong Support for Clinton. It was supposed to be a trip to meet business leaders and assure them that London is open for trade, despite those horrid Northern monkeys voting for brexit.
Sadly the little paki cunt took every opportunity to signal virtue by criticising Trump and praising Hillary, thereby essentially campaigning for Clinton.
I really hope Trump wins, if for no other reason than to see the mad mullah mayor of Londonistan squirm while eating a huge slice of humble ( pork ) pie. Cunt.
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Khan is a typical establishment tool. Any muslim that thinks he is fighting their corner is a cunt or possibly a cunt cunt.
In turn he is being used by the establishment and doesn’t realise he isn’t a big dog. Islamic migration hasn’t just happened, it isn’t a bi product of bad policy, it is a social economic weapon. If the muslims think they think they will end up on top they are fucking stupid, they will die with the rest of us.
The stupid cunt goes to the US and cheerleads for Hilary in full knowledge she will order more Islamic countries to be bombed if she becomes president. Does anyone pay any attention to what these people do or do they just chew on the soundbites?
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I think you know the answer to that question, SV. Most people are fucking thick and believe what they are told by MSM, they can’t be bothered to seek out alternative views, just so long as they have their soap operas, reality TV shows and yes, fucking football, they are happy as pigs in shit.
Its like the frog in the pan analogy, the frog is in a pan full of water which is slowly heating up. By the time the frog realizes he is being boiled alive it is too late.
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Short arsed little wanker.
Typical socialist cunt. As soon as he gets the chance to stick his nose in the trough he is at it. As long as it’s not at his personal expense he will do it, travel to it etc.
Cunt.
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Just to pick up on Dio’s point. Business class can make long haul tolerable with more leg room, wider seats (equals more room for me old arse) plus better class orf complimentary booze and food, filums and some seats that fold into beds ect ect. Cunts using their inflight phones can be a bit orf a bother though. Said that, corst a bit orf a boggler but there are websites that do discounted fares.
Staying stumm on which ones because I do not care to run the risk orf having any orf you cunts sitting in me vicinity.
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Won’t catch me on a plane anytime soon, I have ventured abroad on a few occasions and each time wherever I went was full of fucking foreigners. I now suspect that everywhere abroad is likely populated by foreigners. History tells me that if you are going to visit foreigners you take the armed forces and superior fire power with you or don’t bother.
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I now suspect everywhere in Britain is full of fucking foreigners………
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I flew Ryanair to Portugal a few years ago. It was like being on a bus, but noisier, dirtier, smellier and with even more slack jawed retards.
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They are breaking the deal then, they don’t come to my green and pleasant country if I don’t go to their rat infested leper colonies.
That was the deal and if they broke it they are cunts.
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We’ll have Brits living in Spain next….
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Brits living in Spain? Stop the crazy talk
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Hola………….
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Thought it might be too subtle, nice to know someone is on the same page Sixdog…..
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No it’s not fucking better in business class. I’ve just suffered the kid from hell .
No babies in first class apparently but who travels in that?
Selfish wankers who take their baby to anywhere that they want to go and fuck everyone trying to make the fucking flight pass quickly by sleeping since we had to fucking well get up the fucking day before to make the flight thanks to security which is thanks to insane Islamic cunts.
My last flight was four hours but longhaul I’ve had some shit machine in club fucking up the flight. Thanks for sharing your screaming little fuckpig with me, you utter cunt.
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Give the cunts a dirty look, cos their bastard kid is screaming it’s tripe out, and they think you are the biggest cunt alive, even though it’s they are the reason no cunt can get any shut eye. Then, when they get home, it’s straight on to Facebook to to tell the world how some unfeeling cunt dare ask them to keep the noise down. Thoughtless cunts.
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Holy Bloody Fuck!! the swedish government is not only releasing rapeugees with no penalty but they are giving them police protection!! How the bloody fucking hell is this even happening? these allah haji scum gangraped a wheelchair bound women FFS this is the lowest of the low…
But it gets worse a man and hero seen defending her is treated like a bad guy for standing up to the cowardly scum wow I didn’t realise how liberal sweden really is I thought is was a myth https://youtu.be/v-drCu5eI4c
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Brave cunts fucked off when confronted though. Fucking cowards and cunts.
The Swedish authorities are cunts. Would they let non rapeugee suspects out. Unless you were that weird cunt Assange I bet the answer is no.
This is symptomatic of what ordinary indiginous people have to put up with and good on the vigilante Swede who chased these cunts down.
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It’s what happens when criminals are allowed into power, the foot soldiers of the mafia used ot walk around with impunity, still do in some places. If your mobster boss is pulling the strings you are untouchable.
Now the mobsters get elected and make the law so they make damn sure anything they do is legal.
Maybe Iam just paranoid but when you watch what is going on give me a better explantion.
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This and all the other footage of what rapeugee scum get up to is all there to be found on the web ,so why are the msm still trying to pollute every cunts mind . maybe we need a hacker to screen this to every cunt on a daily basis and get them to stop looking up kante kimte ……..
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Filthy cunts. Not humans, just filthy cunts. They are not worth the price of the petrol it would take to set them on fire.
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To be honest, I give up. We had some police commissar on the local TV , elected, but on 1% of people who even bothered to vote for the cunt.
Anyway, he has funded a special hate crime unit to monitor hate crime on social media
So you get mugged, sorry mate no resources, your kid gets raped by a Mohemmedian, sorry mate no resources
You make a post like this on the internet, blue flashing lights, off to a “correctional facility”
198 fucking 4 or what ?
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Amazing how ‘joe bloggs’ get his door kicked in for posting on Twitter yet Piers Morgan & Donald Trump post on Twitter with impunity.
If you want proof Twitter is fucking shit, create an account and post a Tweet with Donald Trump & rape in it, boom account suspended regardless of context.
@DonaldTrump supports castrating migrants who rape
would get you suspended the same as if you said
@donaldTrump has committed rape on numerous occasions
Social Media is there to curb free-speech, it’s why the media fawn over it, celebs fawn over it and the sheeple lap it up like the mindless cunts they are.
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Getting back to all this “scary clown” shit for a moment, the late John Candy had the right idea…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VetxbPzE_g
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Unfortunately I’m a poor can’t, I’ve not been on a aeroplane since 1991 where I went to Alcudia in Majorca and the filthy Spanish hotel gave me rancid fish to eat and I had food poisoning for 5 months! I’ll never forgive them….. Filthy cunts!
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Sorry about my spellings and grammar tonight, I’m a bit pist off the Oranjeboom lager, work tommorow, working for a living on a shit wage is a UTTER CUNT and when the government told us it pays to work, well not in my case it fucking doesn’t! Church mice have better living standards than me. Most the cunts in my street don’t work, I’m in the minority.
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Oranjeboom lager? What’s wrong with proper English beer? Have you never heard of Brexit?
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NOMINATION:
Make-Up
Women’s make-up deserves a good cunting, we have all been duped by it,
You go out on the piss, hook-up with a girl and it’s back to hers for some depraved pounding and if you’re lucky a go up her shitter.
When you pulled her she looked like this:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/47c7bb508719496
But then when you wake-up the next morning with a cock covered in shit and smelling like Graham Norton’s breath only to be greeted with her looking like this:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/244102508719528
(Yes, that is the same woman!)
So, make-up deserves a good cunting, it should be banned under the trade descriptions act.
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Moral of the story I guess is to fuck off out of there before the the 9th pint wears off and go home thinking you pulled miss world.
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Never really got this idea of the “up the shitter” shite.
A female has a perfectly well designed, self-lubricating . fit for purpose vagina. It’s fun for us and fun for them.
An arse hole is for shitting out of.
I trust this clarifies matters
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Doesn’t have the same appeal after you pull your dick out and there’s sweetcorn lodged in the japseye….
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I must say that landing on Mars is fun now and again but too much fudge packing will make you into a gay. And you will never be able to hang your sheets out in public again.
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A friend of mine who is a psychologist (yes, I know, a cunt) claims that the reason 99.9% of porn contains anal sex is to push the gay agenda.
Ever since the 1970’s anal has been a huge part of porn, and around the 70’s you had gays all over TV (Are You Being Served) etc.
You only have to look at the state of society these days to see all the fucked-up gays, lesbians, transgender cunts.
It was the way the establishment destroyed the nuclear family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_family
They have divided society with race, religion, gender, football, politics, music and so on for decades, and the final division was the nuclear family.
(so he says, and tbh, it does make sense)
Divide & Conquer
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well back to flights, I have flown “Thompson” a couple of times and have come to terms with the fact I have little in comon with my other passingers but sheer contempt and the same destination, so I fly “corpse” basicly stick a bag over my head, belt up and fall asleep hoping to awake at my destination.
However the staff have become clued up to passingers like me and use a fucking megaphone to anounce the passing of the premium coffee trolley, or other exciting offers exsclusive to those locked in the cylinder with you.
Perhaps one of the worse journeys involved (apart from no smoking or e-cigs) was a fucking peanut ban on the plane because some little fuck had a peanut alergie! I have a screaming kid alergie but no one pampered to my needs!
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Just as swimming pools have “wimmin only” sessions (probably for the lezzers or mossies but that’s not the point), there should be flights available with no children. I would willingly pay extra for the lack of screaming – I shudder to recall my last nightmare flight back from the States with two little shitbags taking it in turns. Cunts
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birdman
on October 9, 2016 at 4:59 pm said:
The fucked up thing is that because of the actions of the Nazis years ago ,we will never be able to round up the Muslim cunts and do what we want to them ( or send them back ) .the bleeding hearts would never allow it to happen even if we do create an uprising against the cunts , especially as they’re turning our kids into rainbow warriors……..another reason he Nazis were cunts……..
there were muslim units in the SS you know
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What i meant was, the people would be too afraid of being compared to Nazis…..
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