Carey Mulligan

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Carey Mulligan. Until yesterday I was blissfully unaware of the cunt but today she has forced herself into my bubble, teddy bear in hand, demanding that I give a fuck about Syrian children getting killed (as if children have more right to life than adults).

Aparently she formed her opinions on the subject while visiting a refugee camp while pregnant last year. What is it with these luvie cunts? Why don’t they go to Spain or Greece on there holidays like normal people? It’s no wonder she got the arse if she went on an all inclusive deal with Thomsons to a refugee camp.

Anyway, what she saw there compelled her to call for “something to be done”. Right you are, love. What would you suggest? A no fly zone? War with Russia? Nice one. Since when was UK policy dictated by a hormonal pregnant woman on a far from satisfactory holiday? Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

49 thoughts on “Carey Mulligan

  1. It’s the sheer naivety of these cunts that boils my piss. Does she seriously believe that anyone gives a fuck what Britain thinks anymore? The days when we were a force to be reckoned with are long gone. Anyhow, I bet she’d be leading the protests if we actually did do something tangible. These cunts seem to live in a cutsie,fluffy-bunny land where if you just close your eyes and wish really hard,everything is sweetness and light. Grow up,you delusional cunts.

    • Fucking hell Dick you really have shattered my dream. I always thought the World was like that especially the ickle bunnies.

      • I also enjoy telling small children that Santa is dead after a homeowner mistook him for a burglar and beat him to death….the look on their little faces as the tears start to flow sustains me….also saved me a fortune over the years.

  2. Virtue signallers. Social Justice Warriors.
    Call them what you like.
    I prefer the term “Cunt”.

    “Do something” about Syria?

    Me , I’d back Assad. Better the devil you know.

    “Protect Syria “? Thanks but poking the Russian bear with a pointed stick is not the best way to play geopolitics. Just let Putin get on with it.

    Before the Slag bitch cunt Killary gets our blood spilt.
    And how the hell can this fuckers policy be invoked BEFORE an election?
    No wonder the establishment/msm is going bat shit crazy over Trump.

    He’s pissing on their bonfire.

    And breathe.

    Russia has the fossil fuel and, we have the market, thank you to the vs’s and their no franking cunt stance.
    Besides, he strongly opposes Islam and like ww2, we will have to jump in to bed with Russia to face down this barbaric evil that roams our streets.

  3. Halfwitted cow and trainee cunt. Probably not had a lot of work lately, having been travelling to show her concern for shit the dim tart doesn’t begin to understand.
    Get up on that platform ,says her agent ,here’s a doll ,get them crying in the aisles and some fucking paper will spot it and then you might get a job as third spearcarrier.
    Luvvies showing us how to care is utterly cuntable at any time, washed up silly faced mare needs a boot up her arse. In a considerate way of course.

  4. I just can’t stomach watching MSM any more. I can only get Sky news and I’m sick of its left wing propaganda and relentless thumping of anyone who contradicts the narrative.

    Putin is an evil man who’s goading the west because he knows no one will oppose him. What a pile of cunt! They seem to conveniently forget that the west armed, trained and funded the rebels in Syria causing and inflaming the Syrian civil war in the first place. They have piscine recollection when it comes to the fact that the west created ISIS. Also their memory fails them over the west ignoring a peace plan which involved Assad relinquishing power as far back as 2012. They are also a bit hazy about who is the legitimate government of Syria, ASSAD.

    They say Putin is being provocative for sailing his navy through the English channel forgetting that this is international waters which anyone has a right to free passage through and how else is he going to get his ships from the Barents Sea to the Mediterranean? Have these cunts looked at a map recently?

  5. Linked in with this I’d like to cunt whoever made the decision to allow this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/22/revealed-the-missed-warnings-over-child-refugees/ to happen.
    We have all known for quite some time that these cunt refugees are liar scumbags who will spin any old yarn fora free ride to the UK but this whole child refugee shit is out of control no one seems to be taking the risk to national safety seriously because they are “children” well I seem to remember children wearing Semtex vests killing people in the past.
    This week the UK is set to receive it’s “first” batch of unaccompanied “children” from Calais. You know what it’s really SIMPLE, and nowhere near as difficult as they are trying to make it.
    1. CLOSE OUR BOARDERS.
    2. IGNORE LILLY ALLEN AND ALL THOSE OTHER LEFTIE BLEEDING HEARTS AND TAKE NO CHILDREN AT ALL.
    3. TAKE NO ONE AT ALL
    4. any little rubber dinghy seen in the English channel BLOW IT UP, don’t rescue it.
    We are encouraging these cunts to come by not sending a strong enough message.
    WE DON’T WANT YOU WE ARE CLOSED AND NO MORE OF YOU CAN COME HERE.
    The enemy is already within and we are already struggling to deal with the terrorist threat inside our own boarders, so it seems ludicrous to me to be taking in more of these cunts, who are clearly NOT FUCKING CHILDREN for the most part.
    Rant over I am off to mow the grass and let the rabbits run around the garden eating the weeds (saves me a job). I may even sit in the garden and read a book as it’s sunny,Great British past times like that. Rather than running around planting suspicious packages in Londonistan and Devon of all places! Cunts.

    • On point number 4 in your list, I thought I was paying for the Royal Navy to repel foreign invaders and blow the cunts out of the water. Not assist their entry into Britain.

    • After blowing the cunts out of the water the navy’s guns should be trained on the Calais jungle.
      Win, win. They get live target practice, the frogs have the place razed to the ground and there will be fewer of the “children” to go anywhere.

    • That video was racist! The chap is the background was in blackface. How dare you invade my safe space?

      Wibble.

      • …. The ‘faux coloured chap’ is obviously reeling from how he’s being treated by his mates…. he’s ‘normally’ Caucasian, and decided to carry out an experiment on being bi-racial to see how he may be treated. “Is it because I is black” … springs to mind for his abnormal behaviour and seemingly high jinks.

  6. For fucks sake. Yet another affluent SJW on the preach and telling us what to do, how to do it and when to do it. These fairydust unicorn riders clearly don’t lead by example because they’re sheltered from it. Once again it’s “All for one and one for all…you go first I’ve got a bad leg”. It’s very easy to take the moral highground if you’re loaded.

    Here’s another classic example and the comments it has stirred…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqJmYe5UTuE

    These people should stick to what they get paid (vast amounts) to do, instead of being caught up in their own crap and preaching to others. I woke up feeling like total fucking shit early this morning and then seeing these self appointed moral soldiers up on their armoured chariots and wanting their popularity to soar.

    Fucking hell, society has really gone down the shitter. I’m going off for a brew before I put my cunt boot through the screen. SJW preachers just aggravate my piss.

  7. When skidmark mentioned last night that she had a teddy bear in hand , i thought he was just calling her childish.
    But no, this adult left the house with a fucking teddy.
    She managed to leave the house,meet up with other fannies and go in front of the cameras, and nobody told her to get a clue.
    But then again, if i lived and had a kid with a Mumford, I’d probably have to find something to comfort me…….

  8. Hairy Mulligan… Talentless, cross eyed, bogtrotter, snowflake cunt…
    Yet another of the rich celebrity cunts who would have no contact whatsoever with any of these migrant scum if/when they infest Britain… This spoonfed bitch can afford to spout bollocks about ‘vulnerable refugees’ because there will be none of them near her posh house on her private road, or in her local poncey antiques or cheese shop… I would drop the horrible slag in the middle of Syria… See hoe ‘lovable’ she finds the cunts then…

    And Mumford & Sons are shite… Like a crap version of The Spinners…

    • And that picture with the teddy… That wasn’t staged or planned for publicity purposes, was it?.. What a manipulative, cynical, self serving cunt this cow is…She’s fooling nobody… Nobody with a brain, that is…

      • It’s Carey the fucking Care Bear, that’s what that shit’ll be about. I’d never heard of her. She’s got a very punchable face, the patronising mick/scouse slag. Now fuck off and do a proper job like cooking Mumford”s dinner and giving the band a blow job you patronising arse wipe cunt slut.

      • Arse wipe cunt slut…fucking pissing myself.

        I reckon that you could sell t-shirts with that on it to hipster cunts ………

      • Googled Carey Mulligans tits. First hit Pornhub. How the fucking hell can she expect anybody to take her seriously. They all say its “necessary for the plot” or in the name of “art”. It ain’t, yer a slag! Oh, and she’s got a landing strip the arse wipe cunt slut.

      • Wouldn’t give Hairy Mulligan house room… She’s cross eyed for starters… And is she also Scouse? That puts the tin hat on it… Also, Mumford & Cunts are like a very bad Incredible String Band tribute act … Typical MOJO mag muso-wank Later With Jools Cunt fodder….

    • I prefer to think of Cuntford and Sons as a posh version of The Fucking Wurzells ‘cept not as good nor as musically significant. Posh cunt wankers.

      • Incredible string band were fucking ace in their early days 66-70, well before they got taken apart by that short lived scientology craze. Their self titled debut and The hangman’s beautiful daughter is them at their best

        Bumford and sons on the other hand will have a hard enough time to do a album better then ISB’s disastrous Hard Rope & Silken Twine

  9. Two words for you, Hairy Mulligan: Rochdale and Rotherham…
    What? Don’t know what I’m on about? Don’t fucking care, more like….
    Maybe these celebrity maggots could start a new campaign: ‘British abused kids don’t matter!’ Because unless they’re from the woglands and a boost for their own publicity, cunts like Hairy Carey don’t give a fuck about their own kind… She’s a Grade A cunt….

    • This is exactly true. We are now in the grip of a sleb SJW disease of massive proportions which is only intent on focussing on their spotlight. The abused kids from this country clearly don’t matter in their eyes. “Syrian Kids Matter…but British Kids Don’t”. It doesn’t fit in with their daily ego-stroking and how to pose for their best “Wounded Heart down at the Dying Swan” photoshoot. Once again the meedja lands on it like bluebottles on a rotting badger. It’s totally shameless. Commonsense should be put on the critically endangered list.

  10. Many years ago our Frog faced ‘friends’ had a revolution… The initial idea was to revolt against all the royal cunts, who were rich as fuck, lived decadently, and kept telling the so-called ‘lower orders’ what to do, when to do it, and how to do it… A good blueprint for modern Britain, methinks… But instead of the royals, the celebrities should go first… Because these celebrity scum are the new royalty… These extremely rich cunts living very privileged and comfortable lifestyles lecturing working class people and families and telling us how ‘nasty’ and ‘racist’ we are for being concerned about protecting our own kind and our own interests… The list is huge: Benedict Cuntberdinck, Hairy Mulligan, Gary Lineker, Fanny Izzard, Lily ‘Mongerella’ Allen’, Bob Geldof, Damon Albarn, CharlotteChurch etc… The hubris of these cunts is both staggering and sickening.. Just because they have fame and money they think they’re some kind of oracle to be listened to and obeyed?… They also spout on about issues that will never affect them… Does Cuntberdinck ever go into a high street shop and feel like he’s in Eastern Europe, because that’s all he fucking hears? Is Lily Mong concerned about rapeugee filth being a threat to her safety? Will Lineker ever have to worry about having a load of gyppo filth or Somalian raiders as neighbours?… The answer to all of them, of course, is no… They have no idea what working class families go through, so they have no right to comment or lecture them… Celebrities (with the help of the disease that is social media) have gotten far too uppity and arrogant… If there was a campaign to get rid of these privileged, condescending ponces, I’d be in… The axeman would be exhausted though… There needs to be a big backlash against these cunts at the very least…

      • Great rare footage of Syd and the lads on the other night… The restored ‘Jugband Blues’ and ‘Paintbox’ clips being highlights…
        Syd and Rick… Those were the days…

    • Luckily for the children of Calais the late celebrity charity worker Jimmy Savile is no longer with us. One trip in his Rolls Royce and they would have probably changed their mind and gone to Germany instead.

    • I think we should petition ITV to make a new reality show called ‘I’m a celebrity get my head out of here’ in which a group of selebs fight each weak to avoid madam Guillotine . The winner gets to eat some kangeroo bollocks before the chop.

    • And let’s not forget most of them are tax dogging USA living cunts now anyway, so why the hell should we listen to them after all they are not living in the ghettos their misplaced “compassion” has created now are they!
      I’d put Russel Brand and that utter utter twat Cunterpatch at the front of the queue for madam le guillotine

  11. Shes a right one this one shes fucking dangerous when i think of the word treason this cunt springs to mind she knocks me a fucking sick shes a cunt looks like shes getting ready to entertain some ped walking round with that teddy in hand shes a cunt and the fucker who put one in the cunts oven is a cunt as well what the fucking hell has happend to some of these fuck wits them so called kiddie refugees will be on the rape and pillage merry go round soon they are pure fucking cunttttttttts.

    • And just a thought them two cunts gary lineker and piers fuck wick morgan need locking up in a small broom cubard with brian sewell,and i want be buying walkers crisps any longer they knock me a fucking sick.

  12. One can imagine some Cowellesque fat cat agent/PR cunt wheezing on a cigar and saying, ‘Do a photo with the teddy bear, Careykins, darling… The press and the TV will love it… Through the press and Twitter, we get through to the plebs… And try to look ‘caring’ and ‘wistful’ my lovely… By the way, when is the new film coming out? Next month? Lovely, darling… Splendid…’

  13. I reckon the crazy Ivans asked for the Brits to escort their fleet down the channel is just to hide something bad they are doing elswere the sneaky Russian dogs…. oh those Russians……Cossack dancing cunts,its all their fault…. unless they can hit the Calais jungle with a crude missile in which case I’m with them

  14. Flunking hell I’ve just seen that money super market add again with the dancing cunts…..ooozi 9mm required for them, the dancing twats make me wanna puke utter cunts

    • …. I just don’t get the bollocks that is this advertising campaign. I can’t reach for the remote quick enough to get to anything else, just so I don’t have to bare them on my screen.
      All I can think is … ‘Guy’s ( I use that term loosely) … what the fuck would your Grandad think of you … ?. I’d imagine a proud man of how he’s brought up his family …. you try to explain to him … “I’m sort of dancing around in shorts pretending to be some sort of gay hoare, open to buggery from any Tom, Dick or Harry … well it’s an advert for …well I’m not really bothered as I’m open to anything that earns me a couple of bob ” …. Society is fucked.

  15. Too be fair to Ms Mullicunt, I actually do have sympathy for the children caught up through no fault of their own in the civil war in Syria. However, what the fuck this has to do with the cunts we are letting into our country at the moment who are in the main neither children nor from Syria, I have no fucking idea.

    • It’s all the same to the Mulligan cunt and her like (see Normans list above) as they take every opportunity to have a pop at this country and us apparent racists.
      Wanting to protect your country is a no no for them but as we all know none of these cunts will be affected by the rapeugees coming here so they can spout off about it pretty much without comeback. Anybody who dares to disagree with them are racist etc.
      I am all for public execution of these arrogant bastards.

  16. I might be naïve but I don’t get the mindset of who produced these children, if I was living in a war zone the last thing I’d want to do is breed, “oh come here the one they call Fatima, let’s make a baby” – fucking idiots

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