Camelot [2]

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I’d like to nominate the UK lotto and euro lotto (which the greedy cunts put up to £2.50). The normal lotto is still too expensive with the greedy cunts putting that up to £2 a go.

The lotto preys on the down drodden, living in home desperate miserable cunts like me who are skint and hope for a miracle, ie the lotto is a tax on the poor and vulnerable.

Greedy cunts.

Nominated by: Harry Balls

14 thoughts on “Camelot [2]

  1. If I won the lottery I’d make a pile of all my work gear and put a match to it,cause I sure as fuck wouldn’t be needing it again Secondly, I’d buy the second pub in the nearby village,and give the beer away until I’d bankrupted the miserable old cunt who owns it. Teach the old wanker to ban me,and try to get me put on the “Pubwatch” scheme.
    No good deeds for me,I’d put the money to work causing as much mischief as I could,hell, I might even buy the local campsite and invite some delightful “travellers”to pitch up.
    The people who win the lottery and go back to work,buy a sensible car,and “invest in their kids futures” are sad wankers who lack imagination.
    Old people,criminals dole wallahs and foreigners should not be allowed to win more than £20,simply because they boil my piss.

    • Agree about coffin dodgers and migrant wogs (white or black)… One can imagine some sponging soap dodging Romanian cunt: contributes fuck all to society, doesn’t pay taxes or national insurance, hoovers up benefits like Lindsay Lohan sucking knobs, gets everything free, then the gyppo cunt wins the lottery…

      And old farts can fuck off and all… When one goes to the Post Office, there are always these old fuckers spending it must be hundreds on lottery, lucky dip, euromillions, scratchcards…. The old bastards must have money to burn… I do feel sorry for genuinely poor old’uns who struggle in the winter, but most of them are old cunts, who expect everything and think they should get away with cuntish behaviour because ‘they’re old’… Fuck them…

      • Well said norman the lotto is a fucking rip off but like a cunt i some times do one camelot should be fucked off their cunt nothing more nothing less.

  2. When lotto started tickets were £1 and jackpots 10 to 20 million regularly. Now they are £2 and jackpots of 5 million. On top of that they added more numbers so the odds of winning went from 14 million to one, to a kazillion billion to one.
    Greedy cunts indeed.

  3. I’d like to give a cunting to Stephen Cowan,the leader of Hammersmith and Fulham Council,who,after a trip to the Jungle in Calais promised to welcome and shelter “children” from the camp. However,when the first five turned up,he promptly farmed them out to a different area,and demanded that the government pay for their keep.
    Fucking typical wanker, in the great Bono and Geldoff tradition,demand that something is done,bask in their own righteousness, and expect someone else to pick up the bill. I’d make the twat care for the fuckers in his own home,might not be so keen then.

  4. The Lottery is a fix, every time I play I give them the numbers well in advance and they manage to draw totally different numbers. The Lottery should never of been given to a profit making company in the first place. There are now so many chances to not win a fucking thing Camelot could change their name to Mafia.

  5. It’s a tax on the poor, gullible and simple. Those with any intelligence paying the fee need to think about what they are funding; particularly health, education and sport. Good causes are decided on a subjective basis of what is “good”. So lottery “players” will have funded the wheelchair racing spaz who is now a Baroness, a couple of female mixed race javelin chuckers who can’t get a proper job notably Jessica Anus and Katerina Phlegmson-Scumson.They may also have funded men’s sexual health projects as in telling blokes to feel their bollocks (as if), telling woofters to use a condom etc. Basically whatever you disagree with as being “good” under the present ideology will be being funded Camelot is indeed a greedy cunt for what those cunts take out if it and the National Lottery isitself a cunt. The state is a cunt for sanctioning and using it to fund ideological shit. I don’t “play” it, it’s not a game, it’s serious stuff. Think about it, it’s a big sweaty cunt.

  6. I refuse to do it, the lottery is a load of bollocks and for mugs… And when somebody does win the thing, it is always a cunt… Either some piece of scum who acts like a complete flash twat, some rapist cunt who is in prison (and who shouldn’t be allowed to do it anyway!), some tosser who will come out with shite like ‘It won’t change me life! I’m goin’ back to work, I am! I loves shovelin’ shit!’, some greedy turd who is already well off or has already won it, or some wicked old cunt who is at death’s door and has been a complete cunt their entire life…

    If I did win the thing there’d be no good deeds from me either… Me and mine would be taken care of and fuck the rest… My relatives would definitely get fuck all…

    • I once heard “oh no it won’t change us, we’ll still continue to shop at Marks and Spencer.” Cunts

  7. i’d like to thank Camelot for adding 10 more numbers and increasing the cost of a ticket to £2. before that i had done it every week since it started. those 2 events convinced me of what i knew all along but brushed under the carpet because ‘ it could be me’ – its a fuckin stoopid waste of money. don’t play anymore, it would be great if everyone did the same, might make the greedy bastards think again.

  8. I think it’s a fix, if they have the technology to work out where and what time someone got a ticket, they can work out what Balls to come out, if you notice aswell, bank holidays, Christmas, easter etc always seems to have a role over. Plus the money goes to wanky crap causes, like dresses for transgenders or art and culture for The planet Mars and it’s aliens who live there.

  9. These cunts need a good cunting like no other. Greedy cunts branded their disgusting cash-shovelling change of tack as ‘more numbers to choose from … more chances to win.’

    More chances to fucking win! They widen the odds of winning from millions to one to hundreds of millions to one by introducing more numbers into the equation and they have the brass fucking balls to brand that as an opportunity for the punters. Yeah, giving us more numbers to choose from gave us more chances to win, right? Fucking gold-smelting, truffle-snaffling greedy fat corporate cunts.

    Wouldn’t sell up to Branson because they knew he’d at least try to introduce a modicum of fairness and genuine chance to the proceedings. Cunts need some nail-laden cricket bat re-education from some real nasty cunts.

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