Ashley Young is a bird shit eating cunt
Nominated by: Boaby
Daily Archives: October 18, 2016
Monarch Airlines
It was rumoured that Monarch was about to fold but this has been pooh-pooed by Monarch saying they’re fine but have gone through a difficult period in the travel industry due to terrorist attacks, brexit and the plummeting pound.
I would like to cunt Monarch Airlines, not for being a shite airline – which they are – but because the last two points of their “lack of profits” excuse above are completely untrue and unrelated to their shit business model.
I will however accept that the number of people travelling may have been affected by terrorist atrocities caused by “peaceful” cunts.
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
Monarch – first they keep me fucking about wondering whether I had a flight home at the end of last week and then, to top it all off – they allow some dopy cunt of a woman to sit holding a bloody great suitcase on her lap for the whole 4 hour flight. Hit an air pocket and it would have brained some poor sod; if there’d been an emergency she was causing an obstruction.
The rules are there for a reason. Not only is this dangerous, but said bag contravened their size requirements. She refused to put it in the overhead locker when asked so the dozy fucking cabin steward let her sit holding it. Much as I despise Ryanair, she’d never have got the fucking thing on board in the first lace!
If this is the standard of people they employ and the way they uphold safety regs to prevent endangering life, they fucking deserve to go bust!
Useless cunts!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Thomson holidays
I think its time to cunt Thomson holidays,
My fine lady and myself have saved up our hard earned cash and splashed out on a holiday on the Greek island of Thasos, the tourist trade is held to ransom by Thompson as they are the only people to fly here, as such they are imposing their own brand of EU health and saftey on all the hotels they subcontract too.
This requires vast amounts of signage warning us of the fucking obvious, what they neglected to realise is they control about 70% of the rooms in the complex, which are let out to bulgarians, serbs, romanians ect, most of whom speak some English.
Well thank you Thompson because you make us look like a nation of thick cunts at 46 I am fully aware that boiling water scalds, it is possible to fall down the stairs and I may slip next to the pool!
Have them put up multilingual signs or pictures only and you wouldn’t be nominated! …..
Also why is Slobodan next door paying a third of what you charged me for the same place?
Nominated by: Lord Benny