Paul McCartney [5]

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Paul McCartney is a cunt…

When asked about The Beatles ‘Get Back’ single and it’s eventually omitted verses about ‘Pakistanis taking all the people’s jobs’ and ‘ten Pakistanis living in a council flat’ Macca said it was a pisstake of ‘nasty’ Enoch Powell and more recently he called Powell a ‘nutter’…

Well of course Macca can afford to be racially tolerant, as he will never have to live anywhere near places like Luton, Rochdale or Bradford… Also he denounces Powell and calls him a nutter, yet he works with that insane racist cunt, Kanye West and thinks it’s ‘cool’ that West uses the word ‘Nigger’ every 30 seconds… But of course Paulie says it as ‘The ‘N’ Word’…

He makes out it’s great but he won’t actually say it, will he? What a knob… No wonder George couldn’t stand the cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

76 thoughts on “Paul McCartney [5]

  1. Still, it’s not all bad for Paul is it. I mean he no longer has to suffer those shit vegetarian meals anymore, or pull the splinters from his cock after a foot job.

    • Nothing wrong with a vegetarian diet.haven’t eaten a dead animal for 22 years. Buy some Beatles burgers, they’re fucking tasty. Before some cunt starts on at me for being a veggie (they always do) and being a hippy weak, cunt I’m not ,far from it . I’m not one of those veggies who try and convert cunts , but i get pissed of having to explain why i don’t eat meat every time someone hears I’m a veggie.i don’t ask fat cunts whats with all the ice cream and chocolate. Anyway ,just wanted to say not all veggies are frail ,pale ,hemp wearing freaks.

      • I try and eat Veggie food at least twice a week and cut the red meat down to once a week and when I do eat Fish, Chicken etc try and eat some Veg with it. Too many cunts having fry ups every day and wonder why they are fat unhealthy cunts.

      • My sister is a veggie (has been for the last 20 years) and she makes some great grub…. I like my bacon. bangers and black pudding too much though…

      • Hey I’m a fat cunt and fucking loathe iced cream, chocolate and sugary shit like that!

        I do however love pork scratchings, bacon butties, sausages, mince’n’tatties (but that’s the regressive Jock genes in me) and yes fucking black pudding!

        Don’t worry I’m going for the heart-attack with both hands – it’s ten times better than the 15 moniths of procrastinated slow death by the Big ‘C” which claimed me Mam, Nan and Grandad.

        Fuck that! 5mins of agony with a DNR in me wallet alongside me donor card will do me fine fuck you very much!

        Pity there’s no afterlife though eh. Mind you I always take Pascal’s Wager on that one!

        (sorry guys, I guess that’s Google time again, eh)

    • George had him right. Considered him a cunt for 40 years until he died.

      Lennon was a cunt as well.

  2. I see the wiggy, granny-fucking Scouser got dropped by Mourinho, Norman. Reckon he’ll sell the fat bastard?

      • One of two things the two Manc football tribes agree on: Denis Law was King and the Beckhams (especially that horrendous woman) are cunts… Oh, and that Rooney is a useless, whoremongering, syrup adorned fat Scouse cunt… So,that makes three…

        And Tevez is a twat… That’s now four…

    • I see wiggy was front row in the Tony Crolla fight on Sky. Sat next to Eddie Hearn ringside. It was quite clear that he had no idea why the two men were hitting each other.

      Thick as a castle wall and but for the fact he used to be able to kick a pig bladder about a bit he’d just be another scally with a rake of illegitimate kids, occasionally visiting Colleen in her one bedroom flat, paid for by the UK tax payer by virtue of the fact that she was 16 with a 2yr old kid and another about to pop.

      • Not being a fan of Man United at all, I was genuinely happy Jose dropped Wayne Cuntney. I found myself actually wanting Man United to do well to show up that money grabbing cunt up for how crap he’s become. 300k a week, what a cunt. Liverpool have a front line to rival any team I would say, we are looking dangerous let’s hope the defence don’t fuck it all up. Cmon Liverpool.

      • @Birdman, feel a lot better now seeing Liverpool play the Liverpool way. That Mahrez looks like he wants a move some else, it never helps a player when Clubs make bids and unsettle the player. I hope Leicester keep that team together as they have a some quality players.

      • I thought Leicester missed young Schmichel yesterday… Never be as good as his dad, but still a good keeper…

        Pogba finally getting off his arse yesterday was also a plus, and Rashford should start above that Scouse grannyfucker every time…

      • What the fuck do Liverpool players have to do with Liverpool?
        Overpaid, underworked useless cunts. That goes for all premiership footballers.
        Lets dig up Shanks and Cloughie, proper managers with proper teams.
        I remember when this was all fields you know.

  3. The cunt can’t even sing in tune but no one tells him, his face looks like someone has boiled it ,bet he wishes he could age like the Stones.
    He is embarrassing and should fuck the fuck off , the cunt.

    • Can’t argue with that, although I would probably change boiled to melting, looks like a melting candle the cunt. Worth about £700 million so if he helps others out then maybe he’s only Cuntish.

    • Been loving Keef’s TV takeover this weekend…. Make Keith Richards Director General of the BBC…

    • Jagger is a cunt, Keef is a cunt and the less said about that cunt Ronnie Woods the better…

      I needed that!

  4. McCartney is typical of the people from Self-Pity City. Sanctimonious,whiny pains in the arse. His sickly,over-sentimental dirges perfectly reflect the attitude of Liverpool.
    It’s funny how many of these “professional” Scouse gits can’t get out of the shithole quick enough. Heather Mills had the best idea,rob the basset-hound faced old cunt blind,plus that also had the added bonus of upsetting his horror of a daughter.
    McCartney was lucky Lennon took him along for the ride or he’d still be waiting for his giro or stealing hub-caps from peoples cars.
    Pipes of Peace indeed,you tuneless old shitebag.

    • And Macca hated Stu Sutcliffe because he was cool as fuck and had a cracking German girlfriend (Astrid Kircher), and Paulie also disliked Pete Best because he attracted the birds like flies round shit… Needless to say that both were forced out of the Beatles… The smug get also undermined George and his guitar playing at every opportunity, and Ringo walked out and told Macca to fuck off after he kept slagging Starr’s drumming during recording ‘Back In The USSR’… What a nice, lovable Scouse chappie he really is, eh?….

  5. Lets not forget Wings give Ireland back to the Irish in 72. Gave back his OBE but in the end couldn’t turn down a knighthood. Cunt thinks he is some sort of moral and social beacon.

    Wanker.

  6. “There is no plan B for children like Einas, who spent eight months and his family’s savings journeying from southern Ethiopia to northern France, the dream will die when the Jungle is dismantled. “I am here to reach the UK, that is all I think about, I have no other plan,” said the unaccompanied 17-year-old, who arrived in the Calais camp in January”

    The Guardian if you needed to ask.

    Plan B is fuck off home. Ethiopian? What is he a refugee from? Didn’t Nob Goboff show up and pick you up to take you home for a life of luxury in his mansion Einas? Since when has 17 been a child, my daughter was working and doing her A-Levels at 17 paying her own way in the world.

    Fucking sick of the sob stories, if this cunt deserves a new life in civilisation just for turning up they all do. Cunting French should of processed him and then sent him home billing the Ethiopian government for the ticket.

    Instead of playing softball it’s about time Europe started aiming sanctions at nations who let their citizens head for Europe causing us all expense.

  7. I have always been a fan of the Beatles and always will be – if that makes me a cunt it’s a cross I’ll have to bear. However I agree McCartney always was a cunt and has grown in cuntitude over the years. But let us thank fuck that Lennon is no longer with us – he would have pushed Bono into a distant second place on the all time list of cunts.
    There is a video on YouTube of McCartney talking to Eric Clapton backstage at a charity gig in America. McCartney is trying to explain a new song and you tell by the look on Claptons face that it has suddenly dawned on him what a cunt Sir Paul really is.
    I’m sorry I don’t know how to post the link but it’s well worth finding.

      • I’ve not watched this video but I definitely will when I get a minute. The one I was referring to is called ‘Eric Clapton thinks Paul McCartney is a F*UCKING IDIOT”

    • I find it best to separate the artist from the art, maybe you need to be a cunt to make good art, it seems to be a common theme. Possibly success and fame makes a person into a cunt or at least releases the inner cunt in all of us. People like Macca have had their arses licked by 99% of the people around them for decades.

      This site is an antidote for cuntishness, it would do the people being cunted some good to read an alternative view of themselves.

      Bono, Geldof and Macca are way to far down the road of cuntitude I fear.

  8. The cunt also likes to re write history to make himself so contemporary. Good example is his relatively recent claim that he wrote the song ‘Blackbird’ about the American civil rights movement. He waited over 30 years to tell us that one. The cunt.

  9. Paul mc cuntny deserves a live and Let die counting, the French deserve a counting a plus all the agro of Calais for letting a steady stream of immigrant shit into France in the first place and then have the neck to say its a brit problem.
    Angelina Jolie has turned out to be a mega count that is madder than a rat in a tin shithouse….has she not been counted before crazy count and spell checker that wont let spell count is a count wtf

  10. When i found this site i was probably googling Brendan Rodgers is a cunt , anyway that got me thinking,i wonder how many vain “celebrities” or jealous rivals have found this site and found out what people think of them. Just think about it Bonio could have got up today and stumbled upon Is A Cunt. If per chance the oirish cunt has , well ,morning bonio you are a king cunt. Oh and you Brendan Rodgers….

    • That is exactly how I arrived here. I don’t think Brendan has had a well deserved cunting yet but another person has landed here solely due to the fact Brendan Rodgers is a massive cunt.

      • Exactly, his cunting consisted of maybe one and then the cunting moved on .someone who is that big of a cunt deserves more ,written by someone more eloquent than myself coz all i get when i think of Brendan Rodgers is that he’s a CUNT. C’mon everybody 1..2…3…Brendan Rodgers is a CUNT….

      • Rodgers is a family sized bumper pack of a cunt… This spunkbubble has a giant portrait of himself in his own house.. Not of his mrs or his kids or his mother, but himself… Not unlike the ones Hitler used to have of himself all over the place… And how this football nonentity ever got near either Liverpool or Celtic is beyond me…

        Aforementioned inhouse portait of said cunt:
        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2Q87kVCYAA1zGA.jpg

      • The cunt says the portrait was a gift from a charity he helped and out of respect to them he had it centre stage in his lounge. Bearing in mind the cunt was in his thirties when he put it up is even more shameless ( you could understand if it was some cunt who spent a life helping others whilst achieving greatness). And as for his wife and kids ,they were bumped as soon as he got the WHITE,WHITE teeth and tantastic new look. and in came the scouse tart . Story goes his wife was seen on a celebratory holiday with the girls thankful that she’s no longer having to put up with the bullshitting cunt. Every interview is the same ,”outstanding,”showed great character”,even in defeat and now he’s up in Glasgow and all the faux oirish are lapping it up just the same way the faux oirish Liverpool fans did……maybe I’m just jealous of the prick faced cunt ,coz c’mon all that bullshit has made him a multi millionaire (still gets payed by Liverpool i think). He is whats wrong with football, him Moyes, Coyle,Pullis and the biggest cunt of them all Paul Lambert.

      • Celtic boss……easiest job in football.

        My mother in law could pick eleven every week to win that league…..

      • A little of the cunting I need to give the cunt has been released but there is so much more to come. He is up there with Goboff and Binio just for different reasons.

  11. The cunt looks like he is melting,he looks just like his spitting image puppet now. The ugly dung beatle deserves a cunting for the worst James Bond theme ever and doing that Rupert the fucking Bear frog song thing, and the droopy cunt is apparently tighter than a submarine door.His daughter is a cunt too. I might put this shit voiced twat on my next Dead Pool, just in hope really.

  12. To be honest enough people think Macca is a cunt already to be finding new things to give him a thorough cunting over.

    I bet if we gave him the opportunity he would tell us some interesting stories about the many cunts he has encountered during his long career. The music industry is full of cunts but the cuntitude of the artists pales into insignificance when compared to the uber-cunt managers, lawyers and record company executives.

    I’m guessing Macca would nominate Jacko for buying the rights to his songs…

  13. Superich cunts are cunts,
    I mean cunts with 50+ million who are stingy cunts. You don’t need more than £3-4 million to have every material thing you want in life (within reason). I spend money like there’s no tomorrow and I like expensive things but there is a limit to what you actually need. There is that saying the rich stay rich by being tight cunts but cmon help out some other cunts you cunts, if I had £10,000,000 I would probably give at least half away and not to charities who pocket most of it but to community people who actually help people. I would also give a few hundred grand to the odd tramp who I didn’t think was a cunt. Those lottery winners who say ‘nothing will change’ or even worse ‘I will carry on playing’ can fuck off as well. Why bother winning the lottery if your not going to spend a massive wedge on high class Prostitutes and barrel of Cocaine to help you during your 7 week bender.

    • I’d get my house done up, all the bills sorted for as long as possible, and go on lots of holidays where there were no ISIS and rapeugee scum (which basically leaves Japan and Russia!).. And what’s worse about these megarich twats is that they never, ever adopt one of their own… If I was to adopt a kid, it would be from Manchester (black or white)… But these cunts like Madonna and Snatchelina Jolie only go for African kids… These slags should know that there are poor, destitute, orphaned and abused children right on their fucking doorsteps… But then ‘Sladge adopts a kid from her hometown of Detroit’ won’t get as much headlines as the old witch taking a sprog out of Malawi, would it?… What a fucking self serving cunt of a slagbag she is… Same goes for ‘Kipper Keks’ Jolie…

      • If i had loads a money, i would donate a large sum to improving the conditions at the Calais jungle. The serious lack of gun turrets gets me down.

      • You have a point,. If I was surrounded by the French I would like access to a few machine gun towers.

  14. Flunking bang on birdman…. gun towers patrolled by German rape victims with itchy trigger fingers……. machine gun the cunts,and over here no more benefits, investigate and remove the cunts already here and watch the financial crisis end…..fucking spell checker needs to be counted off the planet

  15. George Harrison once met Art Garfunkel at some awards bash or other… And George said to Art, ‘We both had the same problem: My Paul was like your Paul’…. Well he was right in saying that Paul McCartney and Paul Simon are both cunts…

    • Yeah but at least George wrote one or two…

      Last thing I saw Art Garfunkel in was that fucking horrendous “Boxing Helena” film! We (me and my piss-heed mates, pre-marriage, cunt) only went to watch it cos Kim Basinger pulled out and got fucked for damages. They chucked in that Cheryln Fenn bird in her place and we thought: “Fuck me, if ‘9 & 1/2 Weeks’ Basinger pulled out it must be tremendous! Especially as Sharon Stone just flashed her blart in Basic Instinct! ” – but no, not a hint of “grumble’n’grunt” in site. Just a shit film with that shit plummy Julian Sands cunt and an even shitter Art fucking Garfunkel. Cunt.

  16. Rolling Stone magazine have always been cunts, but their recent ‘Top 100 All Time TV Shows’ really takes the piss…. First of all, it’s typical Yankycentric shite (with only two Brit shows way down the list: Doctor Who and Monty Python), and it is also a load of complete wank… No Hancock’s Half Hour, no Porridge, no The Prisoner, no Steptoe, no Sweeney, and no Life On Mars… The only Yank shows I’d have put in are Phil Silvers’ Bilko, Starsky & Hutch, and Kojak…

    The Top 20 list alone is laughable…

    20. Cheers
    19. Curb Your Enthusiasm
    17. Twin Peaks
    15. The West Wing
    14. The Larry Sanders Show
    13. Late Night with David Letterman
    12. Game of Thrones
    11. Freaks and Geeks
    10. The Daily Show
    06. The Simpsons
    05. Seinfeld
    04. Mad Men
    03. Breaking Bad
    02. The Wire
    01. The Sopranos

    Well, what else can we expect from a bunch of Jackson Browne/Eagles/Steely Dan loving hippy cunts?…

  17. The beatles are highly overrated anyway the best songs were usually written by lennon or harrison sometimes Macca but I digress even the best songs are ruined by the beatles stupid use of backwards messages or bw vocals.

    Take across the universe what the fecking fuck is lennon saying in that song? “JackarooOhdava” remove the jackoffallday mumbled lyric and its not a bad song. “Rain” again brilliant song no doubt a favorite of mine but that backwards message at the end is a real head scratcher “Sharethsmnowthsmeaness” some people hear a mumbled “here when it rains god is near to us” again strange lyric in a otherwise genius song. The best songs Macca did was Fool on a hill, and Helter skelter and the co authored ones

    • I think the backwards bit at the end of ‘Rain’ is just the first line: ‘When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads’ in reverse…. Starr’s drumming and (although a cunt) Macca’s bass playing shine on ‘Rain’….

      • Revolver was their best I think, I have the most demo related songs from that album too. I’m just not a fan of the beatles stupid little gimmicks I might be wrong about rain all tho I’d heard it that way before thats whats funny about misinterpreted lyrics.

        But I’m 100% about the “jackoffallday” lyric seems very liverpoolish for him to include that. Although he’s supposedly saying “Jai guru deva” some stupidindian sanskirt thing he probably picked up from george.

        Meant to reply to you sooner but had a power outage this morning hey what you think of VDGG norm, your cup of tea or no? https://youtu.be/WsnSuPNRoQk

      • Don’t mind a bit of Pete Hammil and Van Der Graat Generator… Thanks for the link, TitSlapper… I’ve seen some footage of The Beatles in India, and someone has a shirt on with the words ‘Jai Guru Deva Om’ written on it… Literally it approximates as “glory to the shining remover of darkness”… But, like you say, The Beatles were known for their in-jokes (‘Four of fish and finger pie’ ‘Yellow matter custard’ the cod-Spanish nonsense in ‘Sun King’), so it wouldn’t surprise me if Lennon was taking the piss…

        Something off the upcoming Floyd DVD from the ‘Early Years’ box set:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DAdWcsM7Po

      • Was just wondering if you heard of them or not that and VDGG is a pretty polarizing band Love them or hate them. Its Mainly due to peter hammill’s shouty doom laden vocals and refusal to catchy riff songs.

        I really think he’s a great vocalist though even if it is thought of over the top. Hammill and his band have quite a impressive discography that makes most musicians look downright lazy.

        If you have a hard time getting into VDGG I’d recommend Godbluff, Quiet Zone/Pleasure Dome, Lest We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other as a easier starting point. Same to you thanks for link I’ll check it out right away @Dio Yeah I think they’re a great band

  18. The thing about McCartney for me is he just won’t fuck off. He’s like a bogie on your finger or an exwife, should have got out of our sight a long time ago but there are cunts who go to his concerts because he is becoming a fucking National treasure.
    He’s a ballsaching drone who can’t hold a note and can’t just fuck off to anywhere and stop singing, hope he chokes on a parsnip whilst being rogered by a large dog.

    • And Macca trying desperately to stay relevant by working with that uppity Uncle Tom, Kanye Cunt,… A Scouse OAP and some ignorant cunt shouting ‘Nigger’? Fuck me, even Ebony and bastard Ivory was better than that (and that was shite!)…

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