Jeremy Irons

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I’d like to cunt Jeremy Irons, the precious, self-important cunt and very worst kind of luvvie. Normally his cunting would not have been a priority in a world in which Corbyn, Smith, Sturgeon, May and Hunt are all alive and active, but then I saw a photo of Irons and his wife Sinead Cusack arriving at this year’s Venice Film Festival, just after having bought their outfits at Cunts ‘R’ Us

Who the fuck does the smug cunt think he is – Lord Byron or Pandit Nehru ?

Nominated by: Fred West

17 thoughts on “Jeremy Irons

  1. They are twats, Fred, I agree… Last time I heard of this cunt he was in that bottybasher shite, Cuntshead Revisited… Talking of which, I laughed when I discovered that the makers of The Professionals originally wanted Anthony Andrews (the blonde poove with the teddy bear from Cuntshead Revisited) to play Bodie… He was auditioned and Martin Shaw wouldn’t have it (he said something like, ‘I can’t work with this cunt’) and no sparks flew… So Lewis Collins got the part and that was that..

    • Collins and Shaw appeared in a New Avengers episode together and from all accounts “didn’t get on” which was the reason Brian Clemens chose Lewis instead, to make the relationship between the two characters more “edgy”. Apparently they became reasonably good mates eventually. Took a while though. Two very different types of actor…

      • Totally agree with that. Apparently he lobbied hard for the role of Bond. He would have been a terrific 007. He was really good as Peter Skellen in Who Dares Wins. Quite a lot has been written that he apparently passed part of the selection process. Gone way too soon.

      • Collins couldn’t act to save his life. The words teak and mahogany come to mind. More wooden than than an Ikea flat pack, he did very well for himself getting as far as he did with his meager “talent”. Some would have called him 2 dimensional, but I don’t think he ever managed such a degree of subtlety as that in his performances. Don’t get me wrong, Shaw is the cunt of the duo but Collins really could not act and would have been disastrous as Bond, which is why he was never chosen.

      • I never really liked that song Your a Lady from Peter Skellen. Found him a dirge singing cunt.

  2. The iphone 7 is a cunt,

    I have used Apple Mac computers since the late 90s way before all these post ipod cunts jumped on the bandwagon. The reason I have stuck with them is that they are the best and are best for my music production software. When it comes to phones though what the fuck are people queuing all night outside the Store to hopefully get a free one, it’s a phone you cunts.

  3. Jeremy Irons looks like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in this picture,and played a very convincing kiddie-fiddler in Lolita.
    Coincidence? Perhaps.

  4. Just dress properly you stupid cunt. Unless you purposely dressed like that to look like a cunt to take the piss then you are a massive twat.

  5. Tramps get on my tits. I’m not talking about the decent enough bloke who has fallen on hard times and is sleeping rough ( There but by the grace of God, etc.) I’m talking about the crusty little dreadlocked cunts who hang around outside supermarkets begging for money and when you tell them to fuck off and get a job the cunts get shirty. They’re all fit and young enough to be doing a bit of graft but prefer to hang around in groups drinking super strength lager and smoking roll ups. I saw one of the cunts the other day fucking around on a mobile phone! What the fuck is a tramp doing with a mobile phone? You can just tell they have rich mummy and daddy waiting on them to get it out of their system and return to the fold. Cunts.

    • Don’t forget the dog they have on a bit of rope.
      They are also too fucking lazy to do some sort of turn for the money. At least when you go abroad the beggars play an accordion or something. I still give them fuck all but at least they make an effort

  6. Who the fuck dressed the Irons like that ? I bet they pissed their pants laughing when they left the shop. He looks like a pox doctors clerk and she must have smeared herself in glue and jumped into the War on Want discard clothes drum.
    Of course no cunt will tell them they look fucking ridiculous because the rest of the luvvie tossrags all look just as cuntish.

    Outfits courtesy of The ‘ We saw you coming’ Schmutter for Wankers Emporium

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