Dead Pool [41]

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Congratulations to King Cunt! who picked one of our favourite perennial coffin-dodgers Shimon Perez

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 41…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

To completely unfairly put the boot in to Dioclese who is currently on holiday, TheEye is going to blatantly steal his famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

102 thoughts on “Dead Pool [41]”

  7. Terry Jones
    Bob Carolgees
    Sam Allardyce (Fat Greedy Gum-Chewing Northern Cunt)
    Marianne Faithful (Mars Bar up the Cunt!)
    Keith Chegwin

    • My dad always used to call her Marianne Faithful Except She wasn’t…
      Is that other Stones groupie and old witch, Pallenberg, still alive?…

  8. Nicolas Cage – Cunt!
    Keef Richards – Big Cunt!
    John Cleese – Funny Cunt!
    Gyles Brandreth – Utter Cunt!
    Jonny Depp – Wife beating Cunt! (allegedly…)

    • Some Cunt has already nabbed that Big Cunt Keef Richards..so I’ll go for his Cunt of a band mate Mick Jagger – Singing(!!) Cunt…

  10. Dobri Dobrev
    Clifton James
    Prince Mikasa Takahito
    Mary Wilson
    Lewis Gilbert

    Some seriously old fuckers there.

    For clarity that’s Mary Wilson Harold’s Wife not the Supreme and Lewis Gilbert the film director.

  13. Pauline Cafferkey looks a good.bet for those who dont have a full five coffin dodgers.

  14. Also Steven Woolfe has been rushed to the hospital after being beaten up in Brussels.Looks very serious.

    • Unfortunately not. UKIP can’t land a decent punch. All pathetic. Seems like the cunt just stumbled through an open door and fisticuffs denied all round.

  15. The Holocaust is yet another sacred cow for the offended by anything mob… The same cunts who were hysterical at Biggins will be the same cunts who are saying the new Robbie Williams song, ‘Party Like A Russian’ is ‘racist’… Williams is an undisputed cunt, but these snowflake twats aren’t happy unless they have something to be ‘outraged’and ‘offended’ at…
    And the thing is everyone (and I mean every fucker!) has told a joke or made a remark about some other lot at some time in their lives (whether it’s an Irish joke, a queer joke, or a Holocaust joke)… Any holier than thou cunt who says they never have is a fucking liar…

      • BUMIBOIL. Easy. Cheap laugh.
        A thought. Elton John is always surrounded by cunts wearing pink. Is he going to be next?

        Also misery moaner Bob Dylan has trousered a Nobel Literature Prize. Almost speechless as the drivel cunt commentators give their two penn’orth. Please oh deities deliver him to our tender mercies.

  17. I cant pronounce the cunts name.Fair play for the newsreaders for probably preparing how to pronounce his name for hours.

      • Yeah, had her a few times – usually when Black and White Cunt nicked Clive James and Denis Norden. Seems churlish to blame him for not stealing them this time round though…

      • We just need to pre-emptively cunt every TV News programme which runs the “Woman, Stanley, woman!” clip ad fucking nauseam.

      • My favourite was when Hilda cursed everyone in the Rovers when they falsely accused Stan of being a peeping tom….

      • Hilda Ogden was before my time but I have watched many of the old episodes and she could act circles around many of the modern day soap actresses.The scene after Stan dies and she clutches his glasses and cries is a masterpiece.Interestingly the camera crew assumed she was crying over her on screen husband Bernard Youens who himself had recently died but as soon as the camera cut she just sat up as if it was nothing.

  20. Seeing as how that cunt The Eye was good enough to buy me not one – but TWO – beers last week I’ll resist the temptation to use my admin privileges to delete his nominations and bag them for myself…

    Here’s a new famous five from me and it will serve him right if I fucking win it!!!

    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Richard Adams
    Peter Lord Carrington
    Bob Dole
    Jacques Chirac

    Actually I hope it will be Richard Adams because frankly I hate his fucking bunny story.

  21. Has old Ken Barlow copped it?..
    Typical of ITV to try and eclipse the demise of dear old Hilda by offing Ken… Sneaky cunts..
    Cue griefjacking Twittermongs in meltdown after Ken’s collapse….

  22. Did anybody have ex- Leeds (aka Revie’s Dirty Cunts) goalie, Gary Sprake,
    or that old witch, Countess Raine Spencer? I recall The Daily Maiil and Express were unhealthily obsessed with Raine Spencer… Mind you, it’s to be expected from Lady Di fetishists… Cunts…

  24. So that mincing Scouse cunt, Pete Burns, has snuffed it… Hope they remember to put him out in the blue plastics bin…

    • And Carlos Alberto Norman. No not some Latin American grease ball singer but the former Brazil World Cup captain johnny.

      • Dead or alive? preferably dead… seriously his band made some bloody horrible muzak

        Pete Burns is a vanity obsessed sick cunt who couldn’t stop his stupid gender bender surgeries which of course bankrupted the bastard and made him look uglier

      • I wonder whether when he is cremated there will just be gooey melted plastic left.

      • Funny that shaun he’s loaded with plastic

        I’m sure Mattel will be happy to use any bit of plastic that the coroner can dish out

  25. And Bobby Vee has croaked and all… Always hated ‘Rubber Ball’…. ‘Bouncy Bouncy’?
    What a cunt…

  27. Apparently Takahito Prince Mikasa died of a “cardiac arrest”.Isnt that technically what we all die from technically?

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