I’m a 43 year old, born and bred Manc, and I’ve never known the City council, or the majority of Greater Manchester councils be anything but Labour. That’s how I know Kiss Ass Burnham WILL be the Mayor of Manchester. Technically, I should be cunting the thick fuckers who will vote him into power, amidst much grumbling that they don’t want him. But Burnham was told, in uncertain terms, that he wasn’t wanted. The fact he ignored such a large number of people telling him to fuck right off, is yet more proof that politicians are ignorant cunts, who are just out to get as much money from taxpayers as possible.
The good news, is that he’ll have to quit as an MP. The bad news, is that he won’t care, because he’ll be trousering roughly double the salary he got as an MP. Which is why the shiny faced cunt wants the job.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw