The Mercury Music Prize

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The Mercury Music Prize needs cunting.

Just like the Apartheid in reverse MOBOs and now the Oscars, the Mercury is now another platform for ‘diversity’, no matter how shit the acts and records are…

Wasn’t a fan of Bowie’s last album, but it was still better than that ‘grime’ bollocks that won…

Nominated by: Norman

I thought the Mercury Prize was for music – so what’s that shit that won it all about?

I’m all for a bit of variety and don’t even mind music that’s not to my taste provided it’s done well, but this stuff is just absolute bollocks!

Still, at least that dead cunt Bowie didn’t win it. Sorry – pretentious dead cunt Bowie that should have read…

Nominated by: Chas C

Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe [2]

Bernard Hogan-Howe

Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is a giant cunt for saying it is not if but when there is a islamic terror attack in UK. It is on a par with the french prime minister saying the french must get used to terror attacks. What a load of defeatist bollocks. The idea that we cannot do anything about it and when it does happen we must just accept it as part of life, shrug and move on is wrong and if that is how Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe thinks he should resign immediately and go become an imam instead.

We know who is making the attacks and we know why. It is muslims and it is islam. Not radical islam, just islam. 60% of British muslims would not report a suspected terrorist, 100% think homosexuality is wrong and should be punished and 20% think suicide bombings are justified, This is not a looney radical fringe, it is mainstream islam.

And then the daft cunt unveils a string of anti terrorist measures ( A.T. as those in the know say. FFS! ) including stopping and search vans driven by white British with armed officer support, a super duper motorbike mounted armed officer fast response unit dressed in very gay looking Joe 90 “tactical” gear and a bunch of plod wasting fuel bombing up and down the Thames in an inflatable boat. All based in London, all extremely visible and all completely fucking pointless. I don’t care how much Call of Duty they have played, they are going to look a set of cunts when the next religion of peace nutter sets fire to an OAP home in Northallerton.

In other news, MPs are warning that they may not be able to re-settle the 20,000 rag head rape-ugees we plan to import in the next 4 years. Will this make them re-think the whole virtue signaling project? Will it fuck!

We will all just have to get used to being the victims of terrorism and the sight of gay-boy robocop wannabes riding round on motorbikes. It’s like fighting cancer with an aspirin.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Hinkley Point C

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What the fuck is all this new Nuclear Power Station about? We are asking the Chinese to pay part of it, it’s being built by EDF (a French company) and most jobs will go to France apparently.

I bet the cunt station will cost twice the amount predicted and guess who the cunts are who will pay for it all by way off way overpriced energy. Yes me and you.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

EDF have not actually managed to build one of these power stations yet and this will be their 4th attempt. Doesn’t inspire confidence. But never mind, eh?

It’s not as though it might blow up and render a large chunk of the UK uninhabitable for 100,000 years or anything serious like that.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart