Daily Archives: September 15, 2016

Kenneth Clarke

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Kenneth Clarke is a cunt. The fat Tory piss artist has been emailing his constituents telling them that the EU referendum was only “advisory”, was “not binding” and that parliament will not permit the UK to leave the EU. The poll tax riots will seem like a Buckingham Palace Garden Party if he’s right.

What a fucking cunt. Anyone got him in the Pool…?

Nominated by: Fred West

Drone pilots

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I’d very much like to give a thorough cunting to those people who decide they need to operate a drone.

Drone..drone?
It’s a fucking remote controlled helicopter.
Stop trying to give it a fancy name.

And if you are a grown adult and you are buying, operating and going for drone flight assessment tests then you are a cunt with wings!
What normal grown human does that shit?

I kid u not… They are doing driving tests with them.
How exciting to see your garden from a camera attached to a remote controlled helicopter?
You fucking spaz.

You all might wish to invest some time getting out and about and try getting in the knickers of a slut or two.

Try and con them into sucking your drone for you!

Nominated by: Lord Ferigno

Lloyds Bank

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Despite Lloyds bank making a half year pre tax profit of 2.5 bn quid, an increase of 101% they are still going to axe 3000 jobs and close 200 branches. And they have blamed it on Brexit.

In my book that makes them a set of greedy cunts who should have their licence revoked while the CEO António Horta Osório and chairman Lord Blackwell should be publicly flogged.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart