Weed smoking chavs

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I want to nominate chavy cunts who think they are so cool for smoking weed in the street. round here there are fucking herds of them, wondering around with a spliff and a smug look like they know something we don’t. Local shop smells like a weed farm, mingled with the curry spice smell of the premises it is a gut turning stench.

I don’t care if you want to sit in your house and give yourself a skunk lobotomy, your life, your business. But I get irritated that you think you are so cool and hard just because you smoke weed in the street.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

37 thoughts on “Weed smoking chavs

  1. Well if your town/ city is anything like mine there probably arent any police on the streets anymore,im surprised the Uk isnt any more lawless than it already is,its probably due to the weed keeping em comatose and kicking off..

    • A little off topic but this just brought to mind the fact that if you call an Australian an Ozzie he or she won’t take offence but if you call a Pakistani a Paki it’s racist and offensive apparently. What’s the difference

      • You might find Paki is normally followed by bastard whenever it’s used by someone. However I’ve never heard someone called an Aussie bastard in the street. Context of use is everything, as Aussielike, Froggy are jovial terms, not abusive terms.

      • i live in australia and as an ex pat generally use the word cunt after aussie as in you fucking aussie cunt

  2. I’d also like to nominate the cunt police “persons” who rudely ignore these pot smoking cunts when the stench in the air from the stuff is acrid! You wouldn’t need your sniffer dogs to locate the fuckers you idle twats!

    No, that would be too much work for the cunts. Instead they choose to walk past and through the malaise of brown smoke emanating from the car park, into the Co-op and back out with their Β£3.25 “Meal Deal” to be consumed down by the canal side – just on the off chance there are any speeding barges drifting by.

    I’d also like to cunt these keystone cops on another thing: how come you never see the cunts pull a van with PL or RO on the number plate even though they go tear-arsing through “enforced” 50mph zones at 80 and yet low and behold when they clap eyes on my insured, mot’d and roadworthy vehicle they take great pleasure in stopping me for doing 67mph in a 60 zone (when you’d get off with 66mph – 10% tolerance) whilst lurking out of site with a radar gun?

    I’ll tell you why, pulling a PL or RO motor is a lot of work. Pulling decent folk is easy money. Lazy cunts!

  3. Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is a giant cunt for saying it is not if but when there is a islamic terror attack in UK. It is on a par with the french prime minister saying the french must get used to terror attacks. What a load of defeatist bollocks. The idea that we cannot do anything about it and when it does happen we must just accept it as part of life, shrug and move on is wrong and if that is how Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe thinks he should resign immediately and go become an imam instead.

    We know who is making the attacks and we know why. It is muslims and it is islam. Not radical islam, just islam. 60% of British muslims would not report a suspected terrorist, 100% think homosexuality is wrong and should be punished and 20% think suicide bombings are justified, This is not a looney radical fringe, it is mainstream islam.

    • yeah right twat everyone here knows I would never say this shit. so fuck off pratt.

  4. Wow. You really are a sad pathetic bellend aren’t you.

    And you are definately not SLS.

    Now, fuck off and enjoy some good old fashioned god-bothering hypocrisy you troll cunt.

    • Perhaps that is his problem, fucked by a clergyman as a boy. It would explain its fixation on nonces. Just take 24 paracetamol, and go and have a nice lie down. You will feel better, we will all feel better, and the world will be a better place all round.

  5. Just an update for you guys.

    The website is being allowed to update automatically each day with the hope that members of the website with fake emails will exchange information on this site regarding offensive nonce type material.

    Once again any real email members will be contacted and questioned, so for those who ONLY hide in their bedrooms sniggering at posting the word cunt, its time to explain it your family about the website.

    Nonces….you will be caught and named

  6. Fucktard trolls haven’t quite grasped what “grooming” means… πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  7. Most of the shit these kids are smoking is hydroponically grown by their mate Dave who has about as much knowledge in hydroponic cultivation as Janet Street-Porter.
    They flood the system with way too much nutrients, crop it 2 weeks early, never flush the last week with just water and crop & sell it within 4 days to maximize the weight profit.
    If you want decent weed book a weekend in Amsterdam and see how it should be grown hydroponically, not by some twat on a council estate using an LED light he bought off ebay and cropped as soon as the flowering process has begun!
    Sodium bulbs, (400w or above) water tank with pumps, flower for a minimum of 4 weeks, run 2 weeks without any nutrients (just fresh water) then allow to air dry for a minimum of 10 days.
    That’s the Percy Thrower Blue Peter method, kids these days are so fucking brain-dead they cannot even grow a ‘weed’ – #cretins

    • Yeah but Janet Street Porter used to do DJ Normski back in the 90’s so I bet she was solid for a good supply of Jamaican Woodbines!

  8. I wonder what motivates these trolls, could argue their point but no

    • Lack of friends, lack of blow jobs, well lack of any job by the look of it. Must be on DLA for having no balls, and a cock like a maggots tail….

    • Attention seeking, when you can’t get any attention any other way then all that’s left is to make a dick out of yourself.

      These dicks had a head start……………..

      • It’s what happens when you have no friends. There is no one in your life to tell you when you are being a twat.

      • I tried to contact Dio earlier today at his other place but it just says he is on holiday for a couple of weeks.

      • It’s the same sad little ponce who comes on here from time to time. He normally gets blocked, cos Dio knows who he is, but he seems to have taken advantage of his hols to guess the email addresses of some of our contributors and post rubbish. The twat seems to have the mental age of nine, and is probably on some medication. I think he needs to take some more, because it ain’t working. Try all of it. In one go…..

  9. At me last count the little hermaphrodite troll cunt is posting as yours truly, Flaxon Saxon, Kath Gillon and Chas C.

    • He could have a sex change and call himself Felicity but his inner cunt would shine through. He thinks he is achieving something, what who knows?

      We are all laughing at him.

      What’s the betting he was bullied at school, cunts like that always are.

      • He was probably one of those cunts who deserved it too, weird little pervert shoe sniffing type freak. Twat.

  10. Pink Floyd are cunts…
    Bit of a tongue in cheek one,this… I love the band and (most of) their work, especially the Barrett era… But they are putting out a big bastard box set to the tune of four hundred quid… But the thing is so full of classic Floyd goodies, rarities, and 14 (count em!) hours of DVD/video footage I just might have to sell my grandmother to get my hands on it…. Bloody tempting though… Promo for the box set below…

    God bless Rick and Syd….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeK_Kxv6aOs&feature=youtu.be

    • Never heard of the pirate’s bay? Unless you are desperate to pay 400 notes for the packaging.

      Anything after “Wish you were here” is a bunch of wank anyway. In fact most of the stuff before wasn’t much better either. IMHO….

      • The box set covers 1965-1972… It’s all the Syd stuff that I’m after… The thing comes out in November, but will probably go down in price a few months later… The Barrett years to ‘Wish You Were Here’ was the shit, and I agree that they went downhill after that…

      • Mostly due to Waters wanting to overindulge himself to the point of setting his own mental breakdown to music while the rest of the band watch helplessly.

      • 400 quid? have they gone bonkers?! the immersion set was only 120-250 quid(depending on edition) and you got alot of stuff with that various mixes,hq live and unrealsed demo’s.

        The big question I have is what could they offer what isn’t already available, now I’m curious about whats in it. Being quite likely the biggest Pink Floyd fan on this website with 22 hours of studio LP’s, bootlegs, live material and the occasional interviews and 5 hours of films and footage.

        I can tell you that most of the live era syd stuff is scarce. Alot of the unrealsed stuff you can just find on pirate bay, mp3 sites or even youtube.

      • More details here, TitSlapper… What Records are already knocking 50 quid off… It does look good though and I want a top quality version of the Floyd soundtrack to the Apollo XI moon landing coverage… I think the restoration and top quality will lure fans in, but the price is outragoous…

        http://www.whatrecords.co.uk/items/73201.htm

  11. You know it is often the case that the most puff hating bellends are themselves puffs. Could it be this pathetic wankstain is in fact a nonce? I think so.

    Best just ignore the sad little pervert and carry on cunting.

    • It’s piss easy to tell who’s real and who’s typing in their lonely, virginal, used-tissue-strewn bedroom (or disabled toilet even…)

  12. I’ll tell you who are a bunch of cunts….
    All those workshy, hard left, socialist worker placard waving dirtbags, hanging around outside Byron Burger, moaning about the cooperation the owners gave in uncovering illegal immigrants with false documents working there. Most of the scruffy looking cunts protesting were probably vegan anyway. And do they spare a thought for all the other people working there, which no doubt a lot of them will be legal migrants, will lose their jobs if the protest is successful and shuts down the chain? Do they fuck. All they care about is their cause of the day. In one photo, you could see a gaggle of these pricks, and they were all looking at their iPhones (no cheapo Samsungs for these little bean warriors), probably checking to see if they and their pathetic little protest was trending. Tomorrow, they will be off protesting about transgender toilets or some other nonsense. Free Palestine, Tory cuts, Brexit, on and fucking on. Me? I’ll be in work, doing a job I despise for shit money, getting rinsed by the taxman so he can give it to these cunts to stand around with blue hair and nose piercings moaning. Generation cunt…..

    • Well cunted Mr Japseye. I have just been listening to a Sam Harris podcast were he and his guest deconstruct the paradigm of right and left wing political ideology. It’s a late 19th to early 20th century model which just does not work anymore. These facist scum would have us turn the clock back 100 years to a time when their lunatic ranting actually made some sense. If they were to actually meet a working class person they would shit themselves.

    • I had the misfortune of being in Milton Keynes when the Byron Burger story broke first thing in the morning on BBC 3 Counties Radio.

      I have to say I did piss myself when they said that Byron Burger had held a “training day” that all employees had to attend (so they would have all gone as it’s an easy dodge for the day) only for them to be introduced to the immigration squad who they thought were there as the trainers.

      I checked the beeb website for the story and it was on there but lo-and-behold there was already a rake of social meeja comments pillorying Byron Burger for their “underhanded” tactics.

      O’course what the lefty-liberal feckless twats failed to realise was that: a) the illegals had provided false documentation to Byron Burger (so could quite easily be criminals – otherwise why use false documents) in order to get the job, b) Byron Burger were forced to co-operate otherwise face hundreds of thousands of pounds in fines, c) if they didn’t co-operate would have faced closure across the UK franchise which means that ALL Byron Burger employees would be out of work indefinitely until the whole mess was resolved, not just the illegals who shouldn’t be here in the first place never mind working!

      Obviously – because I work for a living – I didn’t read this until my lunch break, whereas all the lefty-liberal faux socialist cunts had there oar in between 9am-1pm, i.e., you’re not working you drain on society cunts!

      For my sins I will be back in Milton Keynes over the coming weeks and I intend to seek out this joint and have a burger or 10 and let these lentil eating cunts see that beef fat dribbling down my chin! Woe betide any plackard weilding cunt who tries to get in my way!

      Someone should tell Byron Burger that if they want to get rid of these interfering, work-shy cunts, they should simply go outside and offer them a job! That would scatter the fuckers quicker than flies off a dog turd when a bike wheel goes through it!

      Get a job and do something with your lifes instead of interfering with everyone else’s you cunts!

  13. There were a couple of these crusty looking green/yellow faced tramps in front of me the other day, dressed in grubby grey addidas tracksuits, they left a trail of stench a mixture of shit alcohol and weed pushing a baby, the baby was probably dead in the pushchair aswell, fucking filthy stoned tramps need pushing into the crusher in the back of a dustbin lorry, braindead scum

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