The Oscars (or the people that are behind them) need a cunting…
Apparently the Oscars committee (whoever they fucking are!) are now going to encourage ‘sexual and ethnic diversity…’ Which, in a nutshell, means that nobody white or heterosexual will ever win one of those things ever again…
What is it with these pricks? Just because that racist, white hating cunt, Spike Lee spits his dummy out, they all run around like chickens with no heads…
Cuntbuckets…
Nominated by: Norman
Pity. It used to be about which discipline had the most artistic merit rather than which group twisted the most until they got their own way.
It’s the same fucked libreral logic which allows a cunt like Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner to get away scot-free for murdering a woman (by pushing her can into oncoming traffic) all because she (he) was putting her (his) lippy on at the time.
Easier to let them off than suffer months of SJW cunts with LGBT placards disrupting the life of ordinary folk, who have jobs, and who can’t afford pissing their life away on nothing like those cunts.
Because of all of the (unfounded) negativity towards the Oscars (re: black quotient of winners) it’s just easier to capitulate and give the awards to some undeserving actors/directors/composers than it is to deal with a marching torrent of BLM fuckwits stood outside the Dolby Theatre every February!
The thing is, that mentality dilutes the achievement of those folks who actually have real talent like Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker, et. al., all because some cunt out of Men in Black does a pram chuck!
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Tommy Lee jones was the real star of Men in Black. Will “jug lugs” Smith could have been replaced with anyone, even a shop dummy on wheels….
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You mean it wasn’t a shop dummy? Well I live and learn!
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I’d like to pre-emptively cunt A Level Results Day (this Thursday) because I am sick to death of every broadsheet newspaper in the land publishing a front page photo of a group of pretty blonde girls hugging each other and/or jumping in the air clutching their envelopes. It’s the same every fucking year – do picture editors have no imagination or are they just cunts? (We really a need a bit of Dio’s photoshop wizardry on one of these pictures – I’m sure there’s plenty of Japanese school uniform porn which could be adapted for the purpose….)
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They never show the school “bike” turning up with the pushchair in one hand, belly one month away from popping again, and a Lambert & Butler in t’other!
A City in Guilds pass in Make-up Hygiene is just as important as an A* in mathematics.
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One of my memories of leaving school was me going to get my results, and seeing at least five of the slags that were in my class/year either up the duff or pushing pushchairs…. The Specials were right…
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Fuck me Norm. Did we go to the same school?
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But this year Fred, it will be the usual stock photo of the next generatation of blond twats looking forward to a career in ‘the media’ and at least one photo of an illegal immigrant bag-head, wearing national health glasses with a bumper bag of A*’s. All of which was paid for by the great British taxpayer.
Don’t forget, there must be at least one article in each paper about how the girls outperformed the boys again this year and how white, working class English boys did the ‘least well’.
Perhaps said broadsheets would also like to do an article on me this time round.
I left school at 15 with fuck all qualifications to my name, but thirty years later I’m in the top 2% of earners and sack clueless cunts with university degrees on a regular basis.
This may not be politically correct, but this is the real world out here. No safe spaces, no re-sits, no prisoners taken.
Get fucking used to it cunts!
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Maybe we could cunt “Safe Spaces” and “trigger warnings”. Watching the “World at War” I already know it involves death etc, it was a WAR for God’s sakes. The precious little gits need safe spaces etc because they cannot face reality. I understand Oxford’s Criminal Law students cannot face examining criminal cases without running for a tellytubby group hug despite that is what their job will consist of and they chose the ruddy course themselves.
In fairness, I should exclude warnings re flashing lights as I think there is a legitimate reason for this but just because little Tarquin and Tarquetta SJW are too big crybabies to deal with it like grown ups… Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind.
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You’re not Allan Sugar in disguise are you?
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No. Much worse, because I actually know what I’m talking about.
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Amen to that Odin!
I work with cunts with more degrees than a thermometer and yet they couldn’t fill a thimble full of common sense between ’em!
It wouldn’t be so bad if any of them were pleasant or nice, the majority of them are A* cunts and I giggled my ass off listening to them twisting on the day after brexit! Live with it loser fuckers! HAH!
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Are the Oscars still relevant anymore? An Oscar is only ever awarded in retrospect, up to a year after the movie was released and many months after it has finished showing in the cinema so they have little effect on ticket sales. They may boost pay for view figures slightly and DVDs are basically a thing of the past. But with pirates bay on the scene I will bet there are many movie fans who have not paid a penny to see a movie in years. Ahem. So technology has rendered the Oscars financially irelevant.
Cultural relevance is a different matter but once the acadamy bends the knee to BLM and LGBT(IQ) activists it can kiss goodbye to any thin veneer of legitamacy it ever had, which wasn’t much.
So yes, the academy are, always have been and always will be cunts.
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The Oscar itself might as well be black… While they’re at it, why don’t hey give them afros too? Right on….
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if mel brookes is still alive perhaps he can reboot the Shaft franchise but this time with a white poof playing the title character
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Shaft would have to be a disabled white lesbian for it to have any real credence in the modern era in which we find ourselves.
I hear Naomi Watts is a shoe-in for the lead role in the remake of the 1970’s classic Blacula.
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Question, appart from tragically poor motorbikes and beer that tastes of old mans wee, what comes from Milwaukee?
Answer, dumb as fuck persons of colour.
One of said POC was shot by a POC police officer while armed with a stolen gun. This triggered riots by the POC who burned down their own ‘hood in protest. And its all white peoples fault. Dumb fucking cunts.
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“Tragically poor motorbikes” Fucking excellent. I worked at a HD dealership for a few months and most of the service parts, plus the HD branded jackets helmets mugs willy warmers and other merchandise are made in China. There’s also a ghastly corporate tone to the places with slogans about teamwork etc pasted up everywhere and lots of pointless shortarse mini manager types who couldn’t use a spanner or socket if their lives depended on it. They had more assistant managers (one of which I came close to chinning a couple of times) than experienced mechanics. Not everyone who rides a Harley is a cunt but the bullshit surrounding them is.
Don’t get me started on VW Beetle fanatics, they really boil me piss…
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I’m doing them a favour by considering them motorbikes. I’d prefer the term bi-wheeled agricultural vehicle.
It’s true not all HD riders are cunts, in the same way all followers of a certain religion aren’t cunts.
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Work for a Yank owned company and be ready to play “buzz word bingo” every, single, laborious fucking meeting and cuntference call. Cunts.
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the dead guy’s sister was shown on CNN appealing to the rioters to stop. CNN chopped the clip but RT played it to the end where the “sister” goes on to say to the rioters/arsonists “don’t do this shit here and burn down our neighbourhood, take it to the suburbs”, i.e. where affluent whitey lives. Mind you if they did they’d probably find National Guard waiting for them with tanks
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Spike Lee gets away with being racist… One of his films (Crooklyn) is about a black family in Brooklyn in the late 60s… Everyone (mainly black and a couple of hispanic) is ‘cool’ (including that tranny, Ru Paul, in a ludicrous pink afro)… But the only white character has to be a creepy weirdo with bottle glasses and is a dirty cunt who stinks of dogshit… White people in Lee’s films are either comedy relief, tossers, or both…. And the arrogant cunt has the nerve to lecture others on ‘diversity’… The man’s a hypocrite and a cunt…
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Considering Spike Lee has directed 45 feature films, produced 51 and acted in 19 I think he is the last person to say that blacks are excluded from the film industry. Which makes him a cunt despite being a good director.
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I might be missing something, isn’t he the wrinkly old white cunt with a cameo in every single Marvel film?
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Hahaha No that wrinkly ol bastard is stan lee don’t get me started on stan lee sure he was a pioneer in comics but he gets a little too much credit to be blunt.
He didn’t come up with every bleeding character. Some of my favorite marvel characters were created by Steve Ditko and John Byrne. I feel somewhat bad for John Byrne he created alot of characters that he hasn’t got credit or properly acknowledged.
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John Byrne also did some great Superman stuff, and Jack Kirby gets overlooked too much… Kirby was as important to Marvel as Lee was…
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I’m expecting the ‘Black Lives Matter’ Twitter tornado after the death of Dalian Atkinson…
Sad and pathetic thing is though, it will be moslly nothing to do with Atkinson ( a good footballer many years ago), or how or why he died… It will mostly just be left wing tosspots just wanting a ’cause’, to make a noise and to have something to be offended about…. Sad as it is, if Atkinson was white, none of these whinging liberals would give a fuck, and a tasered white person would automatically be written off as an asbo/benefit cheat/pikey….
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Yes it’s the “Raoul Moat” syndrome.
When they (the meejah and SJW cunts) hear of such an incident and it’s disclosed that the perpetrator was white (usually a few minutes after the incident) then they’re just a murdering psycho cunt who got what they deserved after killing one person and maiming two others including a police officer. Which is absolutely 100% correct!
However should the perpetrator be a POC or “Religion of Peace” follower (which usually comes out in the BBC wash days after the incident when they’ve exhausted every other way of describing them such as “…a Norwegian national…”, etc.), having just blown fuck out of dozens of innocent people or stabbed some old lady to death, then they (the meejah and SJW cunts) describe said perpetrator as being confused/misguided/victim of circumstance.
It’s completely fair and unbiased reporting because the BBC says so…
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The BBC desperately needs to be scrapped, it serves no purpose apart from serving itself.
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True, Andy… Their news is just pandering to leftist tosspots and the Tory pigs, the comedy is now mainly middle class wank, every other show (Doctor Who, Sherlock etc) has to have a PC or queer agenda, there is no longer a decent music show (Jools Holland is a cunt!), and even Match Of The Day is shite…
Sad that ‘the’ pioneering British television station, Granada, turned to dust, while the reptilian and corrupt BBC lives on….
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