Take a fucking reality check, you bearded, tax dodging twat! You face planted from a bicycle, you did NOT take a fucking bullet. Trust me, if you had, you wouldn’t be in the mood for photos.
Suck it up, you soft cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Branson fell off his bike?
Nah, don’t give me that shit. The Corbynistas got him ‘cos they couldn’t get a seat on one of his trains…
Nominated by: Dioclese