Naked Attraction

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Bugger me (or not as the case may be) but yours truly has always regarded himself as a broad minded old cunt – minor public school, obligatory few terms at Eton before being sacked under a cloud then a decade or two tasting the fleshpots orf Europe and the Middle East before assuming the poisoned chalice orf inheritance, matrimony, progeny, stately home and servants. In short a well rounded old aristo who has seen it all and done most orf it.

But bugger me this telly fuckdoodle now orn Channel 4. Always been orf the belief that one lets the lower classes get orf as they are so inclined, keep a cap orn it so to speak so lorng as it is in private donchaknow. Really beyond the pale. Turns oit the host, one Anna Richardson is strapping orn the dildo for her ever loving partner and favourite orf this blog, Sue Perkins. More C4 crapdoodle necessarily follows. This “dating” show is played oit full frontal and full Brazillian (brings the tears to me eyes), and correct, not a pube to be seen (had a look at a 4K set in Curry’s just to be sure).

So full C4 then. Cut cunts and cock eyed cocks. Naked dykes and trannies, paraplegics and wooftahs, hairy marys and skins, the inked, the filed and clipped, all orf the rainbow nation orn display and looking for love orn HD TV. As we said in the ’60s. Let it all hang oit. A lot orf dangling. Fancy some horse radish on your beef ma’m?

Indeed me only complaint is that not all orf yours truly’s proclivities seem to be catered for. Must keep watching I suppose.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

37 thoughts on “Naked Attraction

  1. Naked Attraction is a meat market… Similar to Paddy McGuinness hosted slapperfest, Take Me Out… Full of thick as fuck narcissistic pricks who would do a shit on live television to get noticed… As for what he show is about, it doesn’t work that way anyway, not in real relationships… Of course attraction of a physical and sexual kind comes into it, but being compatible as people and personalities is more important… A woman might look good in the billy bollocks (except nobody on that C4 show does!), but she could be a total cunt, be as shallow as a maggot’s grave, and have the personality and interests of a dog turd… A nice bird on Page 3 is nice to look at, but it isn’t real life…

    This Naked Attraction reminds me Alan Partridge and his ideas of a TV dystopia… Youth Hosteling With Chris Eubank, Inner City Sumo, Cooking In Prison, Arm Wrestling With Chas & Dave, Monkey Tennis… Naked Attraction and what it is fits in with that list nicely…

    • Whenever I see a new Ross Kemp documentary listed, I always think that the format must have been devised by Partridge.

  2. Absolutely disgusting C4 keeps on making shite tier shows, great reason to swear off telly until the munters start taking it seriously I can live without it.

  3. Sigh. Nothing new about this one, I’m afraid. Seen it all before quite some time ago in fact. Remember the risible game show “Naked Jungle” featuring Keith Chegwin’s chipolata ( apparently it was very cold in the studio )? No? Well here is a little reminder;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOZzRNzp8A

    So once again C4 attempts to boost ratings with shock tactics but fails miserably. I hate C4 almost as much as I hate the BBC. They are cuntier than the BBC but at least they don’t get funded by the government to be cunts.

  4. Andy Burnham. Or ‘Plastic Man’, as I prefer to call him. Having just been made the official Labour candidate for the new post of Mayor of Manchester. So it’s safe to say that he’ll be the first elected Mayor of Manchester. Because despite every true Manc telling the scouse cunt to take a running jump into the fucking Mersey, I can guarantee that a sizeable minority of the people who vote in the election, will be thick enough to vote Labour.

    I’m a 43 year old, born and bred Manc, and I’ve never known the City council, or the majority of Greater Manchester councils be anything but Labour. That’s how I know Kiss Ass Burnham WILL be the Mayor of Manchester. Technically, I should be cunting the thick fuckers who will vote him into power, amidst much grumbling that they don’t want him. But Burnham was told, in uncertain terms, that he wasn’t wanted. The fact he ignored such a large number of people telling him to fuck right off, is yet more proof that politicians are ignorant cunts, who are just out to get as much money from taxpayers as possible.

    The good news, is that he’ll have to quit as an MP. The bad news, is that he won’t care, because he’ll be trousering roughly double the salary he got as an MP. Which is why the shiny faced cunt wants the job.

    • Since we went (moved) from New Moston to Prestwich I can’t vote anyway… Prestwich (ridiculously) comes under Bury Council, who are utter cunts… These pigs empty the bins every three weeks and leave holes in the road, now they want to waste money on a statue for Victoria Wood! They really are first class cunts…

      As for Burnham, no Scouser should ever be in power in Manchester… It’s unethical, it’s unforgivable, and the man is a cunt… The last thing we need is some self serving, opportunist Scouse cunt running the show…

      • As with all councils, they cut services that people will notice, rather than thin out their overstafffed management, or cut the bonkers pay they give themselves. I worked for our local council for a while, what a fucking eye opener! Wasteful, overpaid, lazy, useless cunts.

    • C4 is a public service broadcasting channel and as such its output is indirectly in control of the establishment. This shit is deliberately pumped out along with all the other social engineering propaganda. Same as mass controlled immigration, people get mad at the immigrants not the cunts who engineered the situation in the first place.

      • Quite right, you cannot blame the immigrants for coming to Europe, they have been invited in by Angela Merkel. However you can blame them for the crime wave and rape epidemic sweeping through Europe.

      • Not just Merkel. That shitbag war criminal Tony Blair sent his pet fucktards out in search of the scum of the earth to ‘rub the right’s nose in divershitty’.

        Ironically, the goat rapists, Murder monkeys and rape apes that this attracted all want Tony Blair dead for fucking up their respective coontries.

      • They wouldn’t be here if not invited and allowed in wholesale. The US gets it even worse with the scum of Mexico and South America allowed in and then bussed to major cities, then Barry and Cuntary want to give them citizenship just for showing up.

        Policy doesn’t change no matter which puppets are in power as it was decided long ago mass immigration would be the great leveller to bring western nations to their knees and western economies are to be destroyed.

        When every nation is equally ruined world government will be introduced.

      • At least the wogs invading the USA aren’t peaceful folk. I’d say that puts them in a much better position than Europe.

      • Agree totally ever heard of the kalegri plan ? What is happening is it coming to fruition

      • the swedish politicians, press and police (all cunts) have to take a big chunk of the blame for the crime and rape because they refuse to report it.

      • The Swedes did fuck all against Hitler too… ‘Neutral’ means the cunts weren’t arsed and were soft bastards..

  5. If the cunts really had to make a living from advertising alone, they would have folded years ago, or tried to make some half decent programmes to pad out the cripple gay ethnic poverty porn they mainly shovel out.

  6. I never knew that Anna Richardson and Sue Perkins were at it. Christ, it’s not a window that I’ll be peeping through anytime soon. Although I enjoy watching a bit of the old lesbian-loving,even I’ve got some standards and the thought of Sue Perkins pumping elbow deep in that other horrors dirtbox while she impales herself on a windy-pick driven 14inch dildo as I stand over their heaving, sweaty bodies gently tickling them up with a high voltage cattle prod is disgra… Must stop now,desperate for a wank.

      • They would’t luck so cracking with Sue Perkins’ love juice coating them.
        No more tea ta, I’m away to show a choirboy that not all things are bright and beautiful,indeed some are mottled and scabby.

      • Be careful what you wish for, if Richardson is owt like Teri Hatcher, when she gets them “oot foh tha’ boys” her nips will double as knee-ticklers!

  7. Shane Allen is a cunt…

    The BBC head of comedy is behind the current joke of a series that features modern remakes of Are You Being Served?, Porridge, Till Death Us Do Part, Steptoe & Son, and Up Pompeii!

    Allen said it was “insulting” to suggest the BBC’s new comedies were not as good as the past… So where are they? What are they? Name one that is as good as Till Death, Porridge or Steptoe… Does he mean crap like Miranda, Gavin and Stacey, Mrs Brown’s Cunts and Citizen Khan? He’s having a laugh, the fucking prick…

    On his remakes monstrosity, he said: “This is a chance to say these are titles and writers and pieces of work that are proven, and hallowed, and it’s a chance to introduce them to a new generation…”. What he means is that the BBC haven’t got the guts to show the originals (for fear of offending some left wing tosspot!) and they want to remake someone else’s work into a load of PC, touchy-feely, sanitised bollocks… The Steptoe remake looks especially shite… Albert is now bigger than Harold and Harold is now a skinny, pasty gimp with none of the presence or comic timing of Harry .H. Corbett… And I’m dreading the Porridge one… Fletch’s grandson in for cybercrime? With John Bishop? Fuck off!

    I think I’ll stick to the originals on DVD… And Allen and ‘Auntie Beeb’ can stick their ‘New Comedy World Order’ up their arses…

    • John Bishop’s arsehole must resemble a squashed blood orange.
      The cunt must be offering it up to everyone and anyone for work, the cunt isn’t and has never been funny.
      Sometimes I’m not sure if he’s talking, or part of his act involves gargling phlegm.

      Seen the trailer for a show where he’s chatting to James Corden….two cunts for the price of one…

      • The cunts won’t stop at doing a Stalinist airbrushing of their comedy history either… Things like Kathy Come Home (with Kathy ‘reimagined’ as a Muslim or a lezzer), Boys From The Blackstuff (with Yosser as a black queer, who can’t get a job because of his colour and sexuality), and The Borgias (making out they were actually nice people, with all the dirty bits now cut out) will be PC’d up by these cunts…

        The BBC cunts will probably even remake old Match Of The Day episodes… They will make out that Revie’s Leeds weren’t dirty cunts at all, and that there were no hooligans and overzealous coppers, and everything was squeaky clean and tickety boo…

      • Do you think they will do a remake of boys from the black stuff where they show them as idle thieving scouse cunts?

        Don’t gissa job for fucks sake don’t

      • Nah, Sixdog…. Scouse Cunts are now alongside the Muslims, Blacks, Poofters, Lezzers and Trannies in the ‘Musn’t ever be offensive to them’ bracket… The Scousers will soon kick up a fuss if they aren’t in there anyway…

    • Seriously though, where do the BBC get these arseholes? Wankers who spend the licence fee on (badly) remaking old comedy shows? Holding ‘Black actresses only’ auditions? Being frightened or too PC to say a ‘Muslim terrorist attack’ even when the psychotic wogs virtually decapitate an elderly priest?

      I can only put it down to most of them being middle to upper class cunts, who got ‘degrees’ in media studies because they were shit at everything else, and they have understanding (and they don’t care) what people want and how a television station actually works…

      • The liberal left are vile cunts There are hardly any poor whites left in London now So why do the lefty cunts say white working class?. Lol working class is basically nonexistent, They’ve either been priced out via “gentrification” or white-flighted out to towns in Essex.

        Our taxpayer-funded communist propaganda telly channel the BBC (Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation) even celebrated the ethnic cleansing of the East End of London , with a program called “Last Whites of the East End”! How’s that for equality and human rights yah democracy?!

  8. Can I cunt Tin Martin, chairman of JD Wetherspoon. You run a chain of of pubs, started as pubs but now seemingly a chain of coffee shops. I want a pint, I don’t expect to have to wait behind a queue of crapoccino drinking cunts while ALL your bar staff crowd round the coffee machine like the clueless twats they are. And as for breakfasts, if you don’t want the sausage but want an extra bit of bacon etc, fuck off to a cafe, not somewhere that microwaves your tinpot shite for £4. And students, just fuck right off with your pay separately glass of water drinking cuntishness. Tim Martin, you have encouraged all this, you lanky fucking cunt.

    • There will be no decent pubs left soon… As another pub or alehouse closes each day (not to mention high street institutions like BHS and Woollworths), another Lithuanian off licence or Polish convenience store opens up… What a load of shite…

      • The smoking ban did for a lot of decent juicers. The only pubs which survived are the ones with a beer (smoking) garden.

      • Pubs started going downhill when they let women and children into the public bar and started serving food more adventurous than a pickled egg.

    • it pisses me off as well so i generally take a newspaper up to bar with me while i wait
      mind you if you want a pint before 10am you’re a bit stumped for choice other than wetherspoons

  9. Just attempted to add a cunting but getting this message. It is quite a long cunting with a few links. I’m glad I copied it before I attempted to post it or I would have lost about 2 hours work. ( yes, I am a sad cunt with nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon. )

    ERROR: Your comment appears to be spam.

    Please go back and check all parts of your comment submission (including name, email, website, and comment content).

  10. Isn’t it about time that feminism received another cunting? I’d have said so…

    Feminism is based on a number of lies;

    Patriarchy: This is the notion that the world is run by a secret society of men who ensure power, prestige, status and money remain in the hands of men. Well, I can tell you that I have never been invited to one of this secret societies meetings and I suspect no other cunters have either, That is because the patriarchy does not exist, it is a conspiracy theory. If it did exist how do you account for the fact that men suffer from 96% of work place deaths, or men are much more likely to commit suicide than women, or that men die earlier than women, or men are more likely to be homeless than women, or men are by far the main victims of violence, or men are more likely to fall prey to substance abuse? I could go on and on but I think you get the point.

    Rape Culture: Somehow feminists think we live in a rape culture, that rape is somehow encouraged by society. Another conspiracy theory. Feminists site spurious statistics like 85,000 women a year are raped in Britain. What a load of dog shite that is, a number someone just picked straight out of their arse and is now passed off as the truth. If you want to find the real number of rapes, proven and documented then you have to look at the rape conviction rate, which is roughly 2000 per year. Its still 2000 too many, but it is not 85,000.

    Pay Gap: Women are paid 80% of what men are paid for doing the same work. Bollocks, just complete bollocks. We all know that women EARN less than men because of their own life decisions like working part time, taking time off work to have children, doing less overtime etc. And even if they did get paid less it really wouldn’t matter as men are expected to give them all their money anyway.

    The Glass Ceiling: Related to the mythical wage gap this is yet another conspiracy theory. Women tend not to reach the highest positions because on the whole they are not motivated enough to achieve them, they have better things to do with their lives than work every hour God sends.

    Women are the victims of domestic violence: Yes, some women are the victims of domestic violence, but less often than men. Harvard medical school did a study which revealed that in non reciprocally violent relationships, i.e. where one partner was violent to the other, 70% of the violence was committed by women. Not surprisingly Harvard attempted to bury the study but here it is;

    http://ajph.aphapublications.org/doi/abs/10.2105/AJPH.2005.079020

    Its also a salient point that when women are convicted of acts of violence against men they routinely handed more lenient sentences. This is called the “pussy pass”. Example here;

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12109805/Student-stabs-man-in-eye-with-Christian-Louboutin-stiletto-Manchester.html

    This is the BIG one.

    Feminism is about equality: Feminism is not and never has been about equality. If it was it would be called Egalitarianism, but it isn’t. It is called feminism because it all about women, it is not a human rights issue, it exists solely for the betterment and benefit of women. Some might say that feminism used to be about equality but it has been hijacked by a bunch of cultural marxists. Nonsense! Take the proto-feminist Suffragettes for example. What did they campaign for? Was it universal suffrage or was it votes for WOMEN? It was votes for women, they did not give a fuck that 40% of men could not vote at the time. They were also extremely keen on men going off to die in the trenches in WW1, Emmeline Pankhurst being a leading light in the white feather movement.
    learn more here;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEjy1UszV8s

    Interestingly the OP had his account deleted. That would be the patriarchy at work then…

    To be continued….

  11. Part 2

    Feminists have spread these lies in order to further the narrative that women are victims. Victim mentality is not healthy. It isn’t healthy for the individual and it isn’t healthy for society as a whole. Society has gone to hell in a hand cart and it is as a direct result of feminism and increased feminization. The excellent Black Pigeon Speaks sums it up better than I ever could;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMkl3ApTK0

    So, there we have it, feminism is a cunt. Sorry to have gone on so long but feminism really boils my piss. Cunt.

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