A Level results day

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I’d like to pre-emptively cunt A Level Results Day (this Thursday) because I am sick to death of every broadsheet newspaper in the land publishing a front page photo of a group of pretty blonde girls hugging each other and/or jumping in the air clutching their envelopes.

It’s the same every fucking year – do picture editors have no imagination or are they just cunts? (We really a need a bit of Dio’s photoshop wizardry on one of these pictures – I’m sure there’s plenty of Japanese school uniform porn which could be adapted for the purpose….)

Nominated by: Fred West

( Arigato gozaimashita, Fred… )

24 thoughts on “A Level results day

  1. I’d like to cunt that flee ridden piece of shit Choudry. How come it’s taken so long for our wanking judicial system to bring this smelly shitbag to justice.

  2. My lad get his results tomorrow, but he is getting them emailed, suppose it saves him getting out of his pit. Lazy fucker

  3. Wont be long until their happy,full of hope for the future faces,are replaced by worn,wrinkled jowly looks. Pushing prams full of half-castes after boyfriend Jamal has fucked off tends to age even the most optimistic.

  4. True. Every year it’s the same with a bunch of can’t-put-a-foot-wrong perfect daddy’s girls having group hugging sessions while their smug arrogant arsed guffawing parents have another champagne-fuelled back patting session at Petronella’s results day. Makes me cunting sick. They may be bright in their own specialist area, but when it comes to basic common sense, they’re thicker than a sack of readymix. Rupert’s future is already secure…straight into father’s law firm. The future of this country…no wonder we’re all fucked.

  5. The photo above will soon be out of fashion. Every time the Beeb does a piece on schools, the pop down to the nearest comp in London. Just saw one on the ten o clock news. Not a white face among them. So much for diversity…..

    • Georgie?! Georgina sounds a tad better, georgie sounds like a transitioning tranny.

      “Good choice of photo.” I’m just glad they are all 18 I don’t want to be associated with paedos…. which is why I’ve boycotted the BBC (aka auntie muzzie

  6. The photo says it all, girls are 35% more likely to go to university than boys. Education, like politics, the law and the media has become so feminised that men are losing out big time.

    Feminism is killing western society. Women have been convinced they are victims and that they should want a career instead of doing what they are good at and raising families. What is wrong with raising a family? It is the single most important role a person can do.

    But no. Feminist have told women they are a failure if they don’t get to be a CEO by the time they are 40. This has led to a reduction in the birth rate which has led in turn to mass imigration to boost numbers to support the ponzi scheme which is the wellfare state ( another result of feminisation of society ) No wonder men are walking away from the whole fucking mess.

    • Most of these women going to University take worthless degrees for cunts like Women’s Studies yet still wonder why their degree gets them less money than the men who may consittute a lower proportion of graduates but take degrees like engineering.

      I envy Western women as I would to be ‘oppressed’ while making up the majority of graduates, less likely to be homeless, less likely to attempt suicide, less likely to be homeless, have an education system that favours them, get lesser sentences for the same crime, get more money spent on cancers that affect them and get favourable treatment in divorce and family courts.

      My heart bleeds for the most pampered bunch of ‘oppressed’ cunts in the world and in recorded history.

  7. Fuck the Feminazi…. They’d soon shut up if there was a repeat of World War II… Then again, probably not… The squawking cunts would probably sneer about ‘typical men fighting with other typical men…’ They wouldn’t let fascism, death camps, genocide and blitzkrieg get in the way of their petty little ‘issues’ and vendettas…

    And Germaine Greer can fuck off and all…

    • Funny that all these feminazi cunts look down on men… But a working men’s club I have gone in most of my life has a barmaid who I have also known for many years, and she has always insisted that most lads just want a pint and a quiet life… But it’s always the women in there that are rude, ill mannered, and cause trouble… And from what I’ve seen in there, that’s usually always the case…

  8. The B-52s are cunts….
    Seen as ‘cool’ by journo cunts who wank over anything they see as ‘post-punk’…
    But these were really shit… A singer that sounded like the squid from Spongebob Squarepants and those silly screeching tarts with their stupid hairdos… Making crap like ‘Rock Lobster’and the execrable ‘Love Shack’… They weren’t arty, avant-garde, kitsch or ‘zany’… They were irritating cunts and fucking shite…

    REM’s ‘Out Of Time’ isn’t a bad album, until that daft cow from the B-52s starts honking like a car alarm on the dud ‘Shiny Happy People…’

    • Never saw the appeal of the B52’s.
      Seemed to be alongside the ranks of Renee and Renata or Demis Roussos in the stakes of originality or credibility

      • Agree completely the B52’s is overhyped crap with a catchy beat! The B52’s are also Inadvertently responsible for the death of John Lennon. Because he restarted his career in music after listening to Rock Lobster.

        Double Fantasy?! Ha, It should of been called Double Wank cause aside from 3 good songs we have abunch of Yoko throw away catshit songs. Had Rock Lobster not been created Lennon would still be alive instead of being shot 4 times blank point range with a 38. special revolver. Is it ironic that my favorite beatles album is Revolver? strange coincidence cunters

  9. 98.1% pass rate, 25.8% top grade pass, 424,000 going to university. Is it just me or do these figures show that A levels are too easy and going to university is essentially meaningless? University lecturers complain about the poor quality of entrants, employers complain about the poor quality of graduates. Bring back grammar schools and the 11 plus.

    • Now I have to qualify this remark by admitting I went to a Public School. I remember my A level results well. I got an E and two O’s – mind you I was a month short of my 17th birthday at the time!

      Never did me any harm. Didn’t want to go to Uni so was forced to stay at school until I was old enough to leave. To put this shit into perspective I retired at 52. Modern A levels and degrees are a fucking joke…

    • And today the higher educational establishment was twittering on about increasing tuition fees beyond the £9,000 cap because of inflation, especially after brexit…and all that shite.

      Then on the beeb (which they see as a positive) Labour “promise” that they would restore maintenance grants.

      They then go on to quote Angela Rayner who said: “Everyone benefits when people go to University.”

      Well if you’re a University – pulling in the fees – you do benefit. If you’re a bank – doling out the loans at a much higher interest rate than you pay to your customers – you do benefit.

      No one benefits from a degree in Socialist Radicalisation (officially called Media Studies) or some such other job repulsing, pointless shite! It’s these “degree” holders who can piss away all day stood outside picketing Byron Burger cos they’ve got no job but feel compelled to be offended on someone else’s behalf! Time wasting useless cunts!

      Then the Labour “Gold Card”: “…increase support for the poorest students…”

      Amazingly enough the BBC’s selective and short memory failed to mention that it was a ***LABOUR*** government who abolished grants in the first place in order to piss even more money up the wall on nothing of any real use or value to society.

      Still if the BBC don’t report it then most of the twisting “millenial” cunts will just assume it was the tories who did that, and that’s just the way the BBC and their snivelling toadies like it!

  10. Talk about all education and no brains;I often had “uni” types working for me,and they would often follow my instructions to pop upstairs for a bucket of steam or look for a left handed shovel or go for a long weight (wait)……………..cunts

    • My favourites are the skirting ladder, glass hammer, rubber nails and sky hooks.

      Jesus fucking christ! They are some truly thick cunts for people who are so ‘intelligent’.

      • Very true…along with infamous classics such as a patio door for a submarine, inflatable dartboard, cordless parachute, tartan paint and petrol-filled fire extinguisher. Some people out there really are as thick as cress.

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