Look at the magazines they read here in the UK such as Hello, OK and Take A Break. Idiotic magazines that concentrate on the lives of utter cunts parading as celebrities. Feminists cunts moan about Page 3 but have no issue with these magazines constantly belitting female celebrities for the clothes they wear or cellulite on their legs. Fucking hypocritical cunts.
Look at the TV they watch, soaps, reality TV shite such as Made In Chelsea with it’s thick as pig shit posh cunt ‘stars’ and ‘talent’ shows. They have loads of shit in the morning to watch like This Morning and Loose Women yet these cunts complain when there’s sport on the TV for a few weeks. Shut up you ingrateful cunts, there’s plenty of vacuous cunty shite TV for you to watch the rest of the year.
Look at the films they watch, completely unfunny romantic ‘comedies’ which cast people like that unfunny gerbil faced cunt Amy Schumer and weepy shite that isn’t deep but just a load of disneyfied Americanized mawkishness designed to draw in overly sentimental unthinking cunts.
Listen to the music they like, bland pop shit like One Direction. They like listen to any old shit as long as it has the bullshit ‘Girl Power’ monicker attached to it. Newsflash ladies, most of that shit is produced by men and marketed by men you gullible cunts.
Nominated by: Chris Horner
Oh my, the wrath of the dumpy shorthaired ones will be upon you.
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To even the playing ground a little, I would like like to Cunt the religion of wrath.
With my minion on holiday I have been pottering around the country side doing his stuff and had the chance to visit an Abby and a Seminary, being naive and beliving in the vows of chastity poverty ect I was very suprised to find a local garden maintenance firm manicuring the grounds.
I was expect groups of jolly men in dressing gowns, with bad haircuts diligently tending the shrubs, nope image shattered just a hippy with a roll up and a strimmer.
So there you go Monks are lazy cunts!
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Hmmm…
You have just described all of the shit my Mrs watches and reads, and therefore – by implication – she must be a cunt?
Yep! But she’s still a cracking shag though!
I avoid such purile shite by greedily having my own room with a TV and Sky box in it where the majority of channels watched begin with either a 4 or a 9.
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I would like to nominate Owen Smith for a richly deserved cunting.
This faux socialist, Johnny-come-lately, “nomark” is the so-called Blairite alternative to Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour Party Leadership.
Firstly he’s an undemocratic cunt – wanting to stifle and prevent the new Labour members who joined recently from voting in the leadership race (knowing full well the majority of them are no doubt Corbyn supporters).
Secondly – and more importantly – he’s already pledged to spend £200bn in “Investment in the UK”. This is before even being elected as leader of the Labour Party, let alone they into government.
And where, pray-heaven, is this £200bn coming from exactly? Why the usual Labour favourite of taxing the top 1% of UK earners. The thing is, Owen’s maths are a bit suspect because even the most vociferous tax on the top 1% would only net him exactly 1% of that £200bn total! So Owen, where is the other £198bn coming from? Surely not government borrowing, eh? In true Labour fashion, this cunt has already got the knack of spending other people’s money before even having the remit to do so!
And finally, if that wasn’t bad enough, he’s backed by that other “3 times a loser”/”EU gravy train” Labour twat Neil Kinnock! Which automatically must make Owen Smith a cunt of monumental proportions.
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Bravo! Cunting beyond the call of duty, Sir.
I really can’t be bothered with the the vapid speccy little cunt. Political obscurity awaits the taff nonentity once he loses the labour leadership race, and he will most assuredly lose. He won’t even be able to snag a job at the EU now either, the traditional career path for failed Welsh labour politicians. Shame.
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Lutalo Muhammad is a cunt.
Who you may ask? No, he’s not some ISIS arsewipe, but he was the highlight of the Olympics.
I caught the useless cunt late last night whilst channel hopping drunk, he was in the Taekwondo Gold medal match for Team BG and had a 6-4 points lead with a single second left on the clock, all the stupid cunt had to do was back away from his opponent, but no, he went in and got served a spinning head kick scoring his opponent 4 points and the Gold medal.
So yes he is a cunt, but hearing the BBC getting their knickers all moist over the ‘assured’ next Gold medal and then him losing it was without doubt the highlight of the Olympics.
It could only be topped if Team GB’s flight home does an MH370 and disappears without trace.
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Fuck me Bob you must’ve read my mind! I’ve just posted about this cunt (Lutalo Muhammad) in the previous Olympics thread.
This “one second away from victory” loser will no doubt become the BBC’s “darling of the Olympics” because he ticks every fucking box those cunts go for! And blubbering like a whale will see him up front and centre during that other BBC 2hr ball-ache SPOTY!
Cunt!
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Taekwondo is a bunch of arse anyway. It’s supposed to be a martial art but all those fancy high kicks have no place in the real world. How many high kicks do you see in MMA? None, because they don’t fucking work. Cunts.
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Hi Skid – You are spot on, mate. Back in the day I studied a couple of different styles of Kung Fu. One is very powerful and vicious and the other is extremely clever and technical. Us hard nuts (or so we thought) used to mock other martial arts, particularly Karate and Taekwondo. Karate because defense and attack are often separate moves, whereas in Kung Fu they’re often combined. So while Karate boy is attacking, we’re blocking that and kicking their arse at the same time. As for Taekwondo, how do you defeat a Taekwondo expert? Stand next to them. It’s extremely difficult to round house someone when they’re standing right next to you. In fact, it’s impossible.
One time as all us hard nuts (not really) were showing up for our KF lesson, there was a Tai Chi lesson going on in another hall. So we watched for a bit. If you thought Tai Chi was all slowly bending and waving your arms around in a floaty and relaxed way, then you’d be dead wrong. That’s the slowed down meditation style. The sped up, full on version is impressive stuff. It’ll knock your block off in a hurry.
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If some cuntwando knob came hopping towards me with one leg up pointing at my chest, I’d grab his foot and kick him so hard in the crutch that his bollocks would pop out of his mouth. I’m sure most of the cunters on this forum would respond in the same way.
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Cyclists are total and utter bell-ends. They seem to think that they own the bloody road,pedalling along in groups making overtaking virtually impossible. They jump red lights,ignore road signs and get quite snippy when you pull up in front of them to get out and explain to them what you think of their bellendery. Well,you wannabe Bradley Wiggenses,you can all fuck off with your cunt-containing lycra, foreskin helmets and general total wanker attitude.
As for the prick who told me this morning that he had my” threatening behaviour” on camera,you’re just lucky that you dont have a fucking good view of your lower digestive tract on camera.
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I actualy have a front and rear camera on my car mainly because of pricks like them and their iratic swerves and turns, but that is by the by, in the unlikely event of me ever holding any real power in this country I intend to amend the laws slightly.
1, if a vehicle is parked on a double yellow line or in a disabled bay without showing its badge, then their insurance is null and void and criminal damage to said vehicle becomes an unpunishable legal obligation.
2, any cyclist who chooses to use the public highway must carry adiquate insurance.
3, any cyclist using the public highway when a cycle track is available on that route is subject to on the spot fines.
4, any motorist traveling 5mph slower than the speed limit of that section of road whithout valid reason be fined and sent to resit their driving test.
5, ditto people who do not use their indicators
6, people who attempt to que jump onto exit slip roads on motorways receive a 3 month driving ban and a fine equal to the tax class of the vehicle they drive.
I could carry on all day on this.
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I fucking loathe the Lycra benders, they use the dual carriageway by me for time trials, the zoned out cunts. These pricks then think that the road, a busy main A road, is just for them, and traffic should give them all consideration and right of way. All these pricks care about is their time, so road positioning and indicating, or any of the rules of the road go out the fucking window, the riding four abreast cunts. Pushbikes, especially those ridden by a pointy hatted, immac legged ponce, should not be allowed on a road where they have to compete with 70 mph traffic. Team sky? Team cunt more like.
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I want to nominate food packaging
When I buy something to eat or drink I don’t give a shit if it’s organic, hand fed grass fed locally sourced and all that crap,I’m not some hackney hipster cunt
I bought some crisps ,turned the pack over and the whole thing was covered with photos of the fucking farmer, and a long history of the company, all bullshit lies of course ,do these crisp cunts expect us to read all that shit or be impressed by it?
Yesterday I saw a bar of chocolate, it has a fucking gay rainbow on it
I now do 90% of supermarket shopping after 7pm as it’s alot cheaper, another bonus is you avoid alot of the wierdos and filth who hang around in supermarkets , and the shelf stacking cunts
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I think British women can learn a lot from Eastern European, and various other women around the world. A lot but not all these women know how to treat a man and put the effort in. A lot of the women here are career obsessed cunts or drunken laddettes who seem to think you should be overly grateful for the once a month blow job and whinging every day. Remember bitches there is plenty of pussy out there, so don’t cry when you find out your bloke had been banging some fresh pussy. There is a whole world of pussy out there, I don’t discriminate. Why stick with the same old cunt.
Most blokes want woman whose a Lady when out and about and a Slag in the bedroom. If you want to find out ask her to lick your asshole next time shes pissed or high, if she says no tell her most of the eastern european women like to lick a man’s asshole. If she says no then she’s is a cunt.
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Are you kidding? It’s hard enough getting them to suck your dick, never mind lick your arse. How many blokes would want that anyway?
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It’s a test of love, if she fails she is a cunt.
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It’s a fair point BAWC. Men are expected to spend hours eating the bearded clam but you expect a little in return and you are on a one way ticket to the divorce courts.
British women have a vastly over inflated opinion of their self worth and sexual market value. A man is expected to be grateful if he manages to snag one of these dreary land whales. They say they want equality but do they fuck. You go out on a date and expect to go Dutch on the bill and see how far you get.
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Yep exactly. I want women to hold the door open for me and also to pay the whole bill when out eating or drinking.
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Absolutely top hole first class cunting, sir… Most of them do like shite: they watch shite, they listen to shite, and they read shite… The immense success of Fifty Shades Of Shite being a case in point… Another irritating thing is when some daft tart is on her phone in a cafe or on a tram and she is just talking total bollocks, just trivial and pointless blabbering crap for the whole time or journey… Bugs the fuck out of me, that does…
And as for grown women and One Direction? Very unhealthy… Teenage girls liking them, I can understand (even though 1D are talentless little bumfluff cunts with granny perms), but adults?! The hypocrisy of these silly cows is also spectacular… A mate of mine (about 40) said he had a soft spot For Pixie Lott (why not? I know I would, with gusto!), his odious mrs sneering and tutting, with ‘Your old enough to be her father’ remarks… Then, a few days later, her and her equally revolting friend were slobbering over Harry Styles… The daft bitches make and change the rules whenever they want and when it suits them… Most of my friends lives are purgatory because of their partners…
Have to say though my old lady is an exception… When I met her, she told me she loved The Stone Roses, Pink Floyd and Love’s ‘Forever Changes’… I fancied her, of course, but when she said that I thought ‘Jackpot!’ My mrs also despises Fifty Shades, One Direction and crappy rom-coms and chickflicks….
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Mine too. She enjoys big loud action movies and old Bond films with Uncle Sean in, despises reality shows, EastEnders, Corrie and Emmerdale and the only slightly naff music she likes is Cascada dance music whilst hoovering etc. Jackpot!
My youngest stepdaughter (24) loves The Who so maybe there’s hope for womankind after all.
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Too right. My better half thinks anyone who watches these romcoms, (and I quote) “is a total cunt”. She prefers horror films with limbs flying off and claret spraying everywhere…that’s fine by me!
As to these pinot quaffing hypocunt power-women who look down their noses and tutting at middle aged blokes fancying younger models, when they shift the goalposts for their own agendas and jill-off over fucking gay boybands…they can take their self-serving hypocritical viewpoints and bugger off back to their social-climbing ivory towers.
As to cyclists…usually middle management wanktards, they’re a total pain in the arse. Just about everyone of these pricks has an ego the size of Ben Nevis whilst riding all over the road and causing grief like it’s a sport. Wearing a Durex bodysuit,Terminator shades and listening to hair metal on their iPhones just makes them look more cuntish.
Refusing to ride single-file and not using a cycle lane is what fucks me over. Motorbike riders I don’t mind at all, as I’ve found them to be pretty courteous. I always tend to shift over to the left a bit more when I see one in the mirror, so he/she can get past easier and they always give a quick thanks for it. Sadly none of that with the lycra cocksuck brigade. They should be made to pay road tax or a MAC payment (Motorist’s Annoyance Charge).
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Bless you my better half, the right honourable TwatVarnish. I do believe women who are into RomComs and fucking soaps, are total cunts. These are the same cunts who cry over chipped nail varnish and having a spas fit because their latest issue of OK does not having Peter “Cuntard” Andre on the fucking front of it!
Give me blood, gore, swearing and im one happy cunt!
Another thing that makes me feel the need to piss down people’s necks are small penis’d men who think every woman is into this mundane, mind rotting bollocks and doesn’t enjoy giving head. There are a few of us out there who are different from the whiny cunts we are all perceived to be. I bid all you gentlemen a good day and if you don’t like what ive written….you can cunt off!
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Excellent cunting. If it was down to me I would have all those One Direction fans barred from voting for life. They are far to stupid, shallow and most of all gullible to ever be given the responsibilty of casting a vote.
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Indeed, women are cunts.
I was in the dentist last week having my 6 monthly extraction (of £60) for a check-up and polish and there was this cunt of a woman with I think a one direction song as her msg tone, that was bad enough, but she had it set at about 90dB and she just sat there constantly txt’ing and getting replies oblivious she was being a cunt annoying everyone in the reception.
God job the Missus was with me or I would have caused a right scene!
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