Dead Pool [38]

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From the longest pool I can remember to the shortest. I’m tempted to add “What a farce” were it not for the fact that it’s Brian Rix who has dropped his trousers for the last time at the age of 92.

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 38.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [38]”

  1. June Brown
    Doug Ellis
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

    Same again please

  3. 1. The Queen
    2. Chuck Yeager
    3. Chuck Norris
    4. Dick van fucking Dyke
    5. Jack Willshire

  4. The Queen
    Chuck Yeager
    Chuck Norris
    Dick van Dyke
    Jack Willshire

    Thats better ( i read the rules)

  5. Lenny Henry
    Benderdick Cunterpatch
    Dawn French
    Richard Curtis
    Angela Merkel

    OOps sorry forgot the no numbers malarkey.
    I had a dream Carol Vorderman was going to die the other night so maybe worth a punt next time round of course it could have been wishful thinking on my part, like most of my nominations 😀

  6. Anybody nab Gene Wilder?
    Always loved Young Frankenstein…

    Jim Carrey with his ‘tribute though: ‘If there is a Heaven, he has a golden ticket…’
    Puke! Puke! Puke!

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