Celebrity charity appeals

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I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrity cunts pleading for money for starving children in Africa.

Africa’s problems are for Africans to sort out, hand outs from gullible Europeans never actually make it to the intended recipient, a large part goes in administration fees for the charity and the rest is pilfered by corrupt wogs. And why would the corrupt wogs running things want this situation to change? They wouldn’t, the status quo is very nice thank you.

Africa has everything going for it, oil, gold, diamonds, iron ore, and many more. Much of it has fertile soil and a climate you can’t stop things from growing, huge potential for tourism, the list goes on. Africa should be the richest continent on the planet. But it isn’t and that is the fault of the Africans, so they can fuck off. Cunts.

Tom Hiddleston can fuck off and all. “1/3 of refugees are children” Are they fuck, Tom. 60% of the cunts are single military age men. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

65 thoughts on “Celebrity charity appeals

  1. Any cunt who has $20 million or more in the bank and has the gall to ask me to donate from my meger wages is a absolute virtue signalling bellend.

    The whole starving kids thing is a scam the kike bastards always milk the thing dry and I’m tired of being asked if I want to donate dosh while buying groceries, Cunts!

  2. Hear hear to that Skidmark I totally agree, and how can anyone take a man with a double first in classics from Cambridge, who then goes on to date Taylor Swift (not that most men wouldn’t) BUT is fucking cunt enough to wear an I heart Taylor Swift T shirt seriously because clearly the bloke is a clueless cunt.

    • He’s not ‘dating Swift, he’s like her pet… The pathetic thing is that Hiddleston lets Switft parade him in front of her showbiz bitches: like Lively and Delevigne… Like he was a prize poodle at Crufts… The man is a cunt..

      • Swift is nothing more than a professional beard and girlfriend for Gay actors and pop stars. Anyone who doesnt realise this is a stupid gullible cunt. She has a REAL boyfriend whom she has been dating since high school whom the media dont tell you about.

  3. I heard this cunt might be the next Bond. He really looks like a top secret agent who you wouldn’t fuck with doesn’t he. I could flick that cunt on the head and he would probably fall over and run. The cunt.

    • Sign the petition. Black and White cunt for Bond, Flemyng wrote Bond in Jamaica I’m half Jamaican, Bond was half Scottish I hear you say well I’m half English as well so that’s near enough. It’s nearer to the original Bond than having a Black cunt so sign the petition ya cunts.

      • No you racist cunt,the new bond has to be a disabled transsexual muslim,anything else is just racist ,homophobic ,islamaphobic,anything and a million other phobics

      • Don’t give up B+WC. You couldn’t look any less like Fleming’s description of Bond than that twat Craig does…

  4. Most of these celebrity types wouldn’t give the skin off their shite,they think that their patronage is enough to convince the “ordinary” people to part with their money.
    The only charidee appeal that I’m willing to give to involves refurbishing the Colosseum,and forcing the likes of Elton john,Bono, Geldoff et al, fighting rabid HIV infected baboons to the death,armed only with their sense of moral superiority.
    Bunch of sponging wankers,the lot of them.

    • Sorry seems to be the hardest word for elton,
      So here’s a few easier words:

      Attention seeking dried up old homo infested with aids

      • Not to mention the Rocket Man’s recent injunction antics…
        It ‘it’ (cough) wasn’t true, then why did the Browndirt Cowboy go out of his way to cover it up and even pay a small fortune to shut the press up?… Begs the question, doesn’t it?….

  5. Agree with TS…..always seemed a grotesque approach by these charities….having the super rich holding the begging bowl.

    Pretty sure the help and money rarely gets there. That poor cunt Kyembay has been half the weight he should be for three years.

    Those cunts drinking filthy water should do what Bear Grylls does…. strain it through your pants and boil it.
    Send the cunts some matches.

    And if your kid has to walk five miles to collect the water…..move nearer the pond.

  6. Has God been cunted?obviously he doesn’t exist but let’s assume for a minute he does, what the fuck are Earthquakes about.he’s supposedly all powerful right?why the fuck didn’t he create the Earth without earthquakes?. I’ve asked believers about this and they actually say and actually believe it’s punishment for our sins, the stupid stupid cunts.

    • Of course he doesn’t exist. If he did then by Christian/Muslim) ‘logic’ Brighton would be flooded and not Yorkshire or Cornwall and it wouldn’t be the only country in Western Europe that DOESN’T allow gay marriage getting hit by an earthquake.

  7. You read my fucking mind. Message to Bill Nighy:-

    You give £3 a month (and then some you rich cunt)

    • Hey Chris why did you marry Geri Halloween? Also Red Bull F1 are a load of cunts.

    • I’d happily give 3 a month for that cunt to retire ,for over 30 years he’s played the same character , it’s easy for that millionaire wanker to lecture us about “open borders”,when the cunt lives in an extremely posh area away from the filth

  8. yep its sickening having some high profile minted actor trying to guilt you into funding the countries government so they can carry on their war.
    I have a better idea if everyone donated £ a month you could have Katie Hopkins head cut off and sent to Africa,when someone can organize that I have £3 ready a waiting…..the worzle,straw haired ,cant think before I open my north and south. insufferable cunt

  9. How did people find this site? I found it by putting ‘Laurie Penny cunt’ in Google so I guess I should thank her for drawing my attention to this site. Though I won’t as she’s still a privileged feminist cunt.

    • I found it Christmas time, when I googled “who is that cunt in the tesco advert”, not expecting anything really, when there, for my joy, was this site. Never found out who the cunt in the tesco ad was though. Ben Miller and fatty Ruth Jones are still in the fuckers, but the annoying cunt who played their son has been dropped. Someone must have heard me shrieking at the TV…..

    • I looked at that fat arrogant porridge wog on the telly and then googled Alex Salmond is a cunt, and joy, I found many others whom I considered to be cunts as well starting with Gavin Henson and the Welsh bint slapper his ex missus. Such monumental cuntitude in that pairing. IAC is now my daily reading.

      • I googled small dicked English wanka ( for research purposes) and found you.

  10. I’d like to start up a charity asking for £3 a month to help out all the soft cunts who don’t have any money left… because they’ve been giving it all to every other cunt whose been asking for £3 a month.

  11. I’ve spent a good bit of time in the Dark continent and it’s absolutely fucking hopeless, all of it, full of selfserving thieving cuntsores who steal every penny and sell all the charity goods .
    We are never going to make them look after themselves if we keep turning up with sackfuls of Wonga and food whenever some kid gets covered in flies .
    I will not give them the steam off my piss because it will be in a Swiss bank account faster than Corbyn can find a train floor to park his scrawny ringpiece.

    Best left and if that streak of mingetoss gets to be Bond the whole stupid series deserves to crash and burn.

      • Lots of people are rooting for Aidan Turner for Bond. It would be a change from doing that Poldark remake shite and he does look the part (when the scruffy cunt bothers to shave and wear a suit). Agree Hiddleston would be crap…

      • Piddleston just looks like the sort of lightweight Oxbridge twat you’d hire if Daniel Craig turned an acting job down. The next Bond won’t be a Craig-lite actor, it’ll be someone completely different and unexpected. It hasn’t been reported in the press (yet), but I know for a fact that Andrew Lincoln (The Walking Dead) has had several meetings with the Bond producers.

      • I’m rooting for Tom Hardy, but I doubt he would want to tie himself down to a franchise. Although he did Mad Max so you never know.

        But I think Fred’s right, it will be some one unexpected.

      • How about Laurence Fox as a possible 007?
        And John Simm would make a great Bond villain…

        As long as it isn’t Benedict Cumbercunt…. That Paddy fairy from Sherlock in SPECTRE was bad enough…

      • You jest, sir! Mandela was just as big a cunt as the rest of them. Why do you think they banged him up in the first place? He was the head of the UmKhonto we Sizwe, the “military” arm of the ANC. In other words he was a terrorist.

        After they let the cunt out and he became president he spent his time hobnobbing with some of the worst tyrants in Africa. Thats when he wasn’t spending an estimated 76 billion quid on arms the country couldn’t afford.

        And the ANC have been fucking SA over ever since, turning it into a true proudly African nation complete with poverty, disease and corruption. Cunts.

      • lol it’s always forgotten that Mr Mandela was a terrorist commie THAT’S WHY THE CUNT WAS IN PRISON .

      • One mans terrorist is another mans patriot. History is written by the victors.
        If Germany had won the war, Hitler would have been a really nice b!oke…

    • Look at what happened to Zimbabwe when that cunt Mugabe drove knowledgeable and profitable white farmers off the land and replaced them with ignorant black crony cunts. From bread-basket to basket-case.

      • That Mad Max remake was a hugh mistake, Tom Hardy played of cucked boytoy with Theron’s Feminist Furiosa as the main hero.

        There was a good reason it was in development hell, It’s Trash! I’ll stick to the gibson originals. Why even continue with the stupid 007 franchise at this point?

      • Zimbabwe is not an example of socialism, it is a prime example of coons doing a white man’s job.

  12. Only Sir Bob Geldof and Saint Bono can do celeb charity appeals, that’s the law. Sir Lenny Henry may make the odd one as “the token black”.

  13. I would have though that buy now, some fucker would have had the bright idea of digging a well or sowing a seed. It’s not that difficult. But getting gifted money from gullible people is probably a bit easier

  14. Everyone needs to take a long sit down, get someone near them to make a cup if tea, remove your shoes and read the abuse John Barnes is getting off of dirty, filthy Scouse scum.
    I have honestly never read anything so fucking stupid in my entire fucking life. Yes the Sun is shit and full of cunts, but Barnes was employed on an admittedly awful TV show to review papers. What was he supposed to do? Ignore the most popular daily paper in the country? Fuck the Liverpool fans are some special species of cunts.

  15. I’m not sure what fucks me off more, the state of the continent in general or as you highlight the fact mainstream society in the UK is putrid enough to believe that giving a £5er actually does much, it’s the same sort of ideological naive twats who forget UK plc is one of the worlds largest arms exporters and yet we suddenly have the moral high ground as a country when it comes to chucking some cash handouts, (“charity”) rather than trying to resolve the underlying issues.

    As you’ve rightly pointed out not only does Africa have a massive glut of resources as a continent but they’re artificially sustained by cunts. Why bother to try to be entrepenurial when you can live off handouts from the developed tertiary economies of the world pay all your mates and shoot anyone who fucking disagrees with you(I’m also assuming they’d have to stop being so fucking corrupt and murdering their own people).

    I’ll give you my fuxking solution to this bastard problem, we take all the money these cunts raise and spend it on an invasion force, take over the entire fucking continent and sort it out once and for all, clear out the corruption so the actual people can start to prosper otherwise how long is this shit going to go on for?!

    N.B. Another thing about these lefty charity cunts here is that for pointing out the shitshow continent that is Africa that’s “racist” when in fact It has nothing to do with race or colour, South Africa is a fucking balls up and that’s run by, wait for it, white Afrikaans, makes no fucking difference.

    • “South Africa is a fucking balls up and that’s run by, wait for it, white Afrikaans”

      The fuck is it! Have you actually ever been to SA? Have you ever had to stand in line at a municipal office surrounded by stinking kaffas only to get to see another stinking kaffa with its finger up its nose at the desk who says “Errm, I dunno” and sends you to stand in another line? Or have you seen white families begging on the street because their job was given to some clueless black cunt? I have, many times over. Even most coloureds agree they were better off when whites ran the show.

      When the Afrikaans and the ESSA ran the place things were done properly. Now its a fucking fiasco.

      • Like India…. Worst thing that ever happened was the British leaving the place… Now it’s a corrupt and virtually lawless dump… Rapes are commonplace and even the once sacred Ganges is now polluted as fuck…

        Same goes for Hong Kong… Should have told Mao’s Nazis to fuck off and kept it…

      • South Africa is one of my favourite places in the world but I wouldn’t want to live there!
        And you sure as hell notice the difference as you leave Cape Town and travel east…

      • Western Cape is the last bastian of civilisation left in SA. It is run by the DA and not the ANC and should really be a seperate country. I lived in Cape Town and never had any problems at all but then again you do hear horror stories. Thankfully the blacks mostly just kill each other and leave the whites and coloureds alone. If you are out in the sticks definitely carry a gun, a big fuck off one. The bigger your gun the less likely you are to have to fire it as the coons are impressed by it. Also get a dog, they don’t like dogs at all, not one little bit.

      • Old Africa hands comment, build a wall around the entire place. Nobody enters or leaves for fifty years, at all…
        After fifty years, open the wall and rehome the fifty survivors.
        It takes a special kind of genius to ban farming in a famine (I’m looking at you Mugabe).
        For a laugh, try to get hold of Alan Coren’s “The Collected Broadcasts of Idi Amin”

  16. I always wonder what those skinny kids think when that Lenny’ Fat Fucker’ Henry turns up at their village. Probably thinking about cooking the cunt as enough there to last 2 fucking winters.

  17. Those spakkers who are clamoring for Usain Bolt to get a knighthood (or Mo Farrah for that matter) are cunts… Neither of these twats is British and they both come across as smug, self satisfied. gurning cunts… Especially that narcissistic nutjob, Bolt…

    The greatest goalscorer and centre forward of all time – the great Denis Law – gets a piddling CBE, and people want to give knighthoods to those two token cunts? Bollocks!

    • Mo fucking Farah, that ugly cunt, no way should his face be shown on tv before 9pm. Just thinking about him has just put me in a fucking bad mood now.Bollocks!! That fucking skeleton CUNT.

    • Mo Farrah sends money to IS and has been allowed to continue doing so. I had to stop buying Quorn so I wasn’t funding IS with his shit advert cash and grab.

      • Sounds to me like a good reason to give him a knighthood?
        Of course Rebecca Adlington won two gold medals and got fuck all. Was that because she’s white?

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