Daily Archives: August 20, 2016

Dead Pool [38]

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From the longest pool I can remember to the shortest. I’m tempted to add “What a farce” were it not for the fact that it’s Brian Rix who has dropped his trousers for the last time at the age of 92.

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 38.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Islamic State and Bono

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I would like to cunt ISIS again.

Turns out, when that micrococked, bum boy adherent of the religion of piss was mowing down innocent civilians with a fucking massive truck, he totally fucked up by missing Bono.

Bono, it transpires was having dinner in a nearby restaurant with a bunch of his cunt mates when the horror unfolded.

Being the fearless eco warrior and tax evader extraordinaire that he is, what did Bonio do?
Did he:

A. Tear his shirt off and run full tilt towards the truck in an attempt at shielding innocent women and kids from the Islamic faggot’s onslaught?

B. Grab a fallen gendarme’s gun and attempt to shoot out the trucks pneumatic braking system, thereby making the brakes lock on, before dragging the muslim goat rapist out of the cab and ventilating it’s skull several times?

C. Shit himself and run full speed inside the restaurant as fast as his short little legs could carry him, while being protected by minders. Only emerging once the emergency services could stop him crying, release his grip from the leg of the table he was hiding under and bring him some fresh pants….which had to be flown over from Dublin in a private jet?

I’ll let my fellow cunters make their minds up on that one.

But, I have this to say to ISIS:
“You useless, stupid, fuckwit cunts!!! You could have made a fucking name for yourselves and actually got some fucking respect if you had just hit Bono. Nobody else, just Bono!”

Anyway, its too fucking late now, you fucked it up royally. I hope you catch goat AIDS and die a slow and painful death.

Fucking twats!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Remona Aly

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Time to recunt the fucking Guardian and its “journalist” Remona Aly for this pile of cock…

This shitty newspaper continues to display an odd attitude to events and issues concerning the religion of Islam.

When an Islamist kills and maims in the name of his “god”, this newspaper does not hesitate to say that not all Muslims support these actions because they are not all the same. Yet when the mildest criticism of Islam is written, spoken or drawn, this newspaper accuses the author of offending “1.6 billion Muslims” as if they are all the same. Odd.

The Comment is Free section is filled with passionate denunciations of what is perceived as sexism, racism or homophobia. Yet the sexist, racist and homophobic ravings of assorted Salafists, Wahabbis, Islamists and self-appointed “community leaders” are either met with silence or defended against “Islamophobic” attacks by people who dare to criticise, often using the same terms as those passionate Guardian denunciations. Odd.

Contributors who would blanch at defending right-wing Christian fundamentalists and their Old Testament ideas about the place of women in society are happy to defend and even applaud the most regressive dress codes for women as insisted upon – sometimes violently- by male clerics. Odd.

Unequal pay for millionaire (mostly white) Hollywood actresses is a feminist issue; the brutal mutilation of the genitals of young (mostly non-white) female children of Muslim parents not so much. Odd.

I genuinely don’t understand this disconnect. As I say, it just seems odd to me. And by odd, I mean utterly cuntish to the power of 1,000,000,000.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Female bad taste

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Women have the worst taste in media, I’m not saying that all women like vacuous cunty shite but a majority do.

Look at the magazines they read here in the UK such as Hello, OK and Take A Break. Idiotic magazines that concentrate on the lives of utter cunts parading as celebrities. Feminists cunts moan about Page 3 but have no issue with these magazines constantly belitting female celebrities for the clothes they wear or cellulite on their legs. Fucking hypocritical cunts.

Look at the TV they watch, soaps, reality TV shite such as Made In Chelsea with it’s thick as pig shit posh cunt ‘stars’ and ‘talent’ shows. They have loads of shit in the morning to watch like This Morning and Loose Women yet these cunts complain when there’s sport on the TV for a few weeks. Shut up you ingrateful cunts, there’s plenty of vacuous cunty shite TV for you to watch the rest of the year.

Look at the films they watch, completely unfunny romantic ‘comedies’ which cast people like that unfunny gerbil faced cunt Amy Schumer and weepy shite that isn’t deep but just a load of disneyfied Americanized mawkishness designed to draw in overly sentimental unthinking cunts.

Listen to the music they like, bland pop shit like One Direction. They like listen to any old shit as long as it has the bullshit ‘Girl Power’ monicker attached to it. Newsflash ladies, most of that shit is produced by men and marketed by men you gullible cunts.

Nominated by: Chris Horner