I have only heard about the cunt since Rik Mayall died. We do not watch tv anymore, but we were around a mate of my girlfriend the other weekend, and she was watching some ferret faced cunt and his pot bellied mate who come around your house and rake through the dustbins.

Each time an advert break came up, there was this cunt sat in some kind of throne having lightening strike him. Is this some televised execution of him? If so I will gleefully watch it. Not much else to remember, but I think it was on that channel Dave that used to show nothing but repeats of top gear.

Nominated by: Ram it home Ginger Rogers