Personally, unless it’s long haul, so greater than 4 hours, I don’t put my seat back until it’s the time of the day where most people would sleep, and even then only if have a look around behind to make sure that they have also reclined. Space in airplanes is so limited, is just so rude and cuntish to have your seat all the way back in the middle of the day. And to those who say, “I’ve paid for this flight, so I’ll recline whenever I want”, my reply is ,”well I’ve not paid to have your fucking head in my lap for the whole fucking flight, so I’ll exercise my right to kick, push and sneeze over you at every fucking opportunity”.
I had such a cunt on my flight into Grenada last week. Sat with his slutty looking wife, (at least 58 but wearing a short leather skirt that if she’d been 40 years younger might have gotten away with), in our seats as we boarded, with no word of apology, when they moved, this cunt did just what I’ve mentioned above, squashing my wife’s knees. I said to her that I was quite happy to “have a friendly word” but she didn’t want to make a scene. This resulted in me stewing in my own anger for the whole flight, (although I did say to the cunt to put his seat up when the meals came around, in a nice way, so as not to upset my missus, whose birthday it was on that day, so that fucking cock sucker totally fucked that for her). Even the guy in the aisle opposite my missus said to the fight attendant , as he minced down the aisle, about how inconsiderate the cunt in front was, but the fag just said he couldn’t do anything.
However, on the flight back, if we are stuck with this inconsiderate knob jockey again, I will swap seats with my missus and gleefully make sure I kick the fuck out of the back of his chairi ff he decides to put the seat back on 6ft 2in me.
I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts!
Nominated by: Mr Sausage