One simple rule “If it looks like a cunt it is a cunt”. Thus I give you Gove, the Machiavelli orf cunts. Its little piggy eyes say it, its cherub lips with a dash orf herpes say it, its sweaty face looking remarkably like a porcine vagina says it. The man is born to cunt. Has now caused even the inbred assassins orf the Westminster milieu to suck in their breath. Gove has pulled orf that classic manoeuvre orf the shafter, the Double Brutus. No sympathy for his victim Ringer Johnson or indeed Gove who has simply painted a target orn his own back for stilettos and hatchets. RIP.
Actually do have a sport orf sympathy for the cunt. Caught sight orf what he is married to, a bizarrely dressed fat filly name orf Sarah Vine.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke