Justin Welby [6]

God-Squad

Jesus must have been otherwise occupied when the religion of peace was terminating an 82 year old priest giving a sermon.

Maybe he is now on a zero hours contract and didn’t get a shift today? Phillip Green, Mike Ashely and the Arch Bishop all would rather we believe the meek shall inherit the earth.

When Welby was raking it in in the oil industry did he give a fuck about the poor or the earth.

Time we had an Arch Bishop who told the truth.

God helps those who help themselves and the meek inherit fuck all.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

That cunt the archbishop of Canterbury has been at it again. Today the pathetic,creepy wanker announced that evil can be defeated through Jesus Christ.

I think that it might take something more than his whiney voice and imaginary friends in the sky to defeat a tooled-up psychopath looking to behead a geriatric priest. Take your cant, you delusional prick,and shove it up your arse. Just bend over and let the Prophets’ henchmen tickle your colon.

That old kiddie-fiddler apologist,the Pope, can do the same. Cunts,the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

9 thoughts on “Justin Welby [6]

  1. Is he some kind of special needs mong or is he just fucking thick? It is the belief in men living in the sky which is causing all the problems in the first place. Cunt.

  2. Actually it was a tig who got knocked off not a prody dog, if you understood sectarian violence you would know where I am coming from, so its 1-0 to us on the greater scale, their version of god failed.

    Jw is still a cunt though.

  3. That shouty beardy yanky cunt with the captains hat advertising some hotel on line booking bollocks boils my bladder dry of piss every time the gobshite twat appears on the telly. He has got to be the most annoying spaz on TV at the moment, even worse than that opera singing cunt and his special needs cockney taxi driver sidekick. Fantastic? Is it fuck!

    I am however big fans of the meerkats. Simples….

  4. Amazed that nobody has cunted that fat, ugly, useless cunt Sam Allardyce.

    Seeing that neanderthal grinning like a Cheshire cat on the front pages made me want to refund my dinner. “Hark”, I hear you say, “thou shalt have respect for the new England manager”. Well I don’t and here’s why.

    You’d be forgiven for thinking that managing the national football team would require certain basic qualifications. Things like having been a success at the highest club level by actually winning things like league titles and cups. Has Allardyce achieved that? No. Have any of the teams he’s ‘managed’ had consistent qualifying success in European competitions? No. Has he managed any of the recognised big clubs across Europe? No. Has he had a strong track record of managing and coaching any of football’s best players? No.

    So what exactly are his qualifications then? On the face of it, he doesn’t have any. So the fact he was offered the position in the first place beggars belief, but the fact he accepted it and didn’t say, “No, I’m completely unqualified, I have neither a winning track record nor mentality and my teams are generally just a bunch of thugs who kick, elbow and foul their way through games” makes him a weapons grade cunt. Absolutely cannot wait for this gargantuan prick to get fired.

    • Every two years it’s like watching a repeat of Mike Bassett England Manager – but without the quarter or semi final spots.

      Now the cunts think it’s a documentary and try to be even worse than their own parody of themselves. Cunts!

  5. As hypocritical and corrupt organised religion is, the thing which really boils my piss with the religious types is how their god always gets credit for the ‘good’ things which happen, but never the responsibility for the ‘bad’ things.

    For example, a massive earthquake rips through some high population city killing hundreds and injuring thousands. Days later a baby is found buried in the rubble, alive and well. THAT’S a miracle apparently, the infant spared by a loving god. Presumably then, not the same god who fucked over a big city with a shitting earthquake. Oh no, that’s man’s fault or the work of the devil or whatever.

    Is it too much to ask for the religious types to play fair and have a little consistency. The Christian god can’t only be responsible for all the good and the devil only all the bad. Let’s face it, the Christian god of the old testament is a bit of a genocidal twisted lunatic. Odd that the believers tend to gloss over that though, eh? Cunts.

  6. Jesus will never come back here to sort shit out. Think of it from his point of view:

    “Yo dad! I ain’t going back there, no fucking way man! They’re still carrying those fucking cross things around just on the off chance I do turn up and they’re ready to string me up again dude! No way! Anyway I was having a chat with Mohammed next door and they’re busting to the rafters with these virgins. Everyone of them male, between 18 and 24, all gunshot victims, totally sad dude! Hey when a new one arrives you can hear the rest say “Doh! Another man!”, yeah like fucking “Doh!” man like that Homer Simpson dude! Anyway he was wondering if we can take a few of them off his hands cos…….er….no, he’s already had a word with Satan but he doesn’t want the cunts either man!”

  7. What is it with western religious leaders? That doddering twat of a pope is on about being at war, but it’s not about religion. Is he fucking mental? Silly question, of course he is. So, when these murdering scum go about doing their thing, what do they shout? Surprise? No, they shout about how some god of theirs is great. Seems pretty clear to me what the cunts reasons are. Also, they call it jihad, we call it jihad. And what does that word mean, popey? Not holy war by any chance? Cunts.

    • There is a school of thought that believes Islam was an invention of the Roman Catholic church, sounds a but this pope is making me have second thoughts.

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