Damon Albarn

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That ex-art school middle class twat, Damon Albarn is a pure cunt…

Saw him on the BBC’s Glastonbury coverage: saying to an interviewer ‘We can change this result… We’ve had one referendum, we can have another one…’ Someone should tell this piss-poor Syd Barrett impersonator that the result of a democratic vote stands…

It was the way he said it too: like a spoilt kid who can’t get his way… If Albarn doesn’t like it he can fuck off to Africa and bang coconuts with his mates and sell it as ‘world music…’

Fucking cunt trumpet…

Nominated by: Norman

15 thoughts on “Damon Albarn

  1. This is an Emergency Cunting of The Guardian Website for publishing its Editorial on The Chilcot Report IN ARABIC! Need I say more?

    Yes, you can select it in English, but the default setting is FUCKING ARABIC:

    http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=493722d

    WHAT FUCKING POLITICALLY-CORRECT CUNTS!

    • The Guardian, the Lord Haw Haw of newspapers. Why we allow it I will never know.

  2. I have spoke to him in the local shop in Notting Hill as he lives about 100 yards from me and l have to say he seems alright. Had a lot of annoying building work going on, so for that he is a cunt.

  3. If I had as much dosh as this cunt I wouldn’t give a tuppeny fuck about being in or out of the EU.
    I’d get on with living, not just existing like most of us.
    Pack in the whining you cunt.

    Blur were/are fucking shite.

    • Oh come on JR, Song No. 2 was pretty good and….erm….well, that’s it.

    • Always baffled me why a middle class tosspot from Colchester, like Albarn, pretended to be a working class cockney… Albarn could never decide if he wanted to be Ray Davies or Steve Marriott, except he doesn’t have the talent of either of them… Albarn also shamelessly ripped off the great Syd Barrett, very badly I might add… I think the guitarist from Blur is the only one who maybe isn’t a cunt… The drummer was/is a Blairite New Labour cunt, Alex James is a pretend ‘gentleman farmer’ cunt and Albarn is a total fucking cunt…

  4. There is a very simple solution to all of this, most of the “in” crowd have never wiped their own arse, likewise the leader’s of the “in” crowd make a fortune leading the “in” crowd.
    Now I am from the “out” crowd, I have no kid’s I receive no benefits and seem to pay outlandish taxes.
    I drive down bumpy roads in my second hand 12 year old car (that I own) and marvel at the new infrastructure that I seem to be financing in another country, I am overwhelmed by our impact on a nuclear power by providing them with public sanitation, yet can’t find a pot to piss in myself.
    So the solution is very simple, we don’t have to go to the extremes of viking new birth (leave it on the doorstep over night, if it’s there in the morning bring it up)
    But we need to install in our offspring independence and self determination to do so perhaps we need to stop financing them?
    So perhaps when the “out” vote stops financing the “in” vote we might get some common sense. (Thank you for letting me “express myself” amungst you I find this theraputical)

    • Yes, I think we can tell our aid dependants “sorry guys, we are a bit skint this month, so we can’t give that free handout you’ve been having lately. Oh, and next month isn’t looking too good either.”
      Also, at what point did the third world become ‘developing nations ‘?

  5. Damon Albarn “who the fucks that?”

    Yep Damon to a 16 year old lad, your as relevant as a used Tampax

  6. Remember the Blur v Oasis thing in the 90,s….Oasis for me every time,I bought the first three Oasis albums but with a few half descent Blur tracks I felt they werent worth buying so stole em off the internet,Albarn always tries to be the cool rock star and was always in the Gallaghers shadow…they snorted coke.Albarn ate a cream scone,total fake posh art kid

    • I agree Smasher Oasis edged it for me too but the sheer cuntishness of Liam Gallagher made the cunt hard to bare and that singing style where his lips appeared to be super glued to his teeth made the cunt look like a retard.
      The cunt obviously thought he was a John Lennon / Ian Brown hybrid.
      Stone Roses were different class, neither of the Gallaghers were fit to lick their boots.

      • Agree, JR… The Roses were/are the top bollocks and Reni is the best drummer of his era and Squire is now almost untouchable as a guitarist… The new live version of ‘Begging You’ (as played on the latest tour) is ace… Went to Halifax and then the Etihad to see them and they were great…

        Of the Britpop bands, Suede were better than Blur and Oasis, although Brett Anderson could come across as a bit of a ponce…
        OCS were OK too (Mosley Shoals is a good album) and Supergrass were alright as well… But there was a lot of crap then too: Elastica, Reef and Kula Shaker… That Crispian Mills seemed like a right pretentious cunt…

  7. Yeah Cuntley Roses are the real deal,I think lot of us got swept along by Cool Britannia and got into Oasis etc…….its only now you realiae what a cunt Liam is but lads off the estate and respect for that

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