Victoria Bateman

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Dr. Victoria Bateman, University of Cambridge, is a CUNT.

She appeared naked in some faculty meeting with the words ‘Brexit leaves Britain naked’ written on her body.

She is also a cunt for looking like Mrs. Danvers from the Larry Olivier version of Rebecca. Just thank jc we were spared a full-length picture

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

( er… no you’re not. Sorry)

Antidemocracy marchers

Well known racist cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

Well known cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

My first cunting has to be all those on the march for EU at the moment. What a bunch of salty wet cunts. The many banners of the student/teen marchers saying “save our futures” go to fucking work and save for your future you cunts.

These tossers make me wretch, they need a good slap and a dose of the real world!

Nominated by: Cuntstubble

20 – 40k cunts marching through London with I love EU banners. Dover’s that way, now fuck off.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Michael Gove [5]

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One simple rule “If it looks like a cunt it is a cunt”. Thus I give you Gove, the Machiavelli orf cunts. Its little piggy eyes say it, its cherub lips with a dash orf herpes say it, its sweaty face looking remarkably like a porcine vagina says it. The man is born to cunt. Has now caused even the inbred assassins orf the Westminster milieu to suck in their breath. Gove has pulled orf that classic manoeuvre orf the shafter, the Double Brutus. No sympathy for his victim Ringer Johnson or indeed Gove who has simply painted a target orn his own back for stilettos and hatchets. RIP.

Actually do have a sport orf sympathy for the cunt. Caught sight orf what he is married to, a bizarrely dressed fat filly name orf Sarah Vine.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Simon Danczuk

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I know he’s been cunted before, but it has just emerged that Simon Danczuk has claimed parliamentary expenses (ie taxpayer cash) for “crisis management”.

And what “crisis” would that be? Bomb threats to his constituency office? Threats of violence in the streets necessitating the hiring of a bodyguard for all his personal appearances…?

No.

The cunt claimed £500 of taxpayer cash for PR advice after being caught by the press sending explicitly sexual texts to a teenage girl.

Now even by Danczuk’s previous levels of cuntitude, that is pretty fucking spectacular. In fact, in the entire history of parliamentary expenses scandals (moat-draining , duck houses, and the like), I don’t recall expenses ever being claimed to protect an MP from his own extra-curricular noncery. This is industrial-strength, weapons-grade cuntitude from a fucktard who seems eager to out-cunt Bono. Now if that £500 had been a contribution towards Danczuk’s coffin, I’m sure most taxpayers would have gladly chipped in.

Nominated by:Fred West

Shmee 150

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Words alone can not begin to express what a massive cunt this man is.

Take a look on his YouTube channel and brace yourself as you are hit again and again by an endless stream of cuntness.

A particular favourite episode of mine is called mclaren 675lt collection day…

24 mins of top trump cunting,watch this millionaire tory boy pick up his brand new car from a sexualy charged showroom staffed by a salesman who looks like his brother.

This cunt is just the tip of the cuntberg,there’s loads of em on YouTube.

Other things to note : He’s such a cunt he’s picked a name for himself he can’t even say without looking like a cunt, and I’ve never ever seen a woman in his video’s….

Nuff said.

Nominated by: Jizzlobber